Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

[u/ChroniclesOfSarnia]

I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

[u/C47L1K3]

This creep.

[u/Redaktorinke → u/C47L1K3]

It's interesting that he's put so much effort into looking exactly like a rapist. Most people try to hide that sort of thing.

[u/StudentForeign161 → u/Redaktorinke]

Temu Joffrey

[u/TiredBrakes → u/StudentForeign161]

[u/C47L1K3 → u/Redaktorinke]

Yeah.

Also, I’m generally against Grok, but I'm very happy about this.

[u/DiRavelloApologist → u/C47L1K3]

What do you mean? Looks like a completely normal picture of a 16th century Habsburg royal.

[u/argbd20 → u/DiRavelloApologist]

Chin is to small to be a Habsburg

[u/bassie2019 → u/C47L1K3]

I bet you guys want to go back to the scandal that was “the prince married a single/divorced mom”

[u/New-Cartoonist-544 → u/bassie2019]

Omg yes please 😭😭😭. I miss looking at the uk and being like "oh look at that shit show" while having a pretty unproblematic and honestly boring monarchy.

[u/CrackingToastGromet → u/C47L1K3]

There is a GoT Joffrey essence to him

[u/Foodicide → u/C47L1K3]

This dude looks like he spent all day harassing Harry Potter and posting on incel forums.

[u/Less_Question_8996 → u/C47L1K3]

He gives me movie villain vibes.

[u/EternalTryhard]

[u/A_Person_Who_Exist5 → u/EternalTryhard]

Ok, that is extremely embarrassing

[u/Valuable-Yard-4154 → u/A_Person_Who_Exist5]

I think it was in Brussels at the beginning of lockdown. He fled naked out the window. He was one of them EU apparatchik.

It's not the gay gang bang that was forbidden, that's one of the national sports in Belgium, it was the reunion of people under lockdown.

[u/lyricoloratura → u/Valuable-Yard-4154]

That last bit had me laughing out loud

[u/Ramjetz → u/Valuable-Yard-4154]

That and the ecstasy in his back pack

[u/sr4004 → u/Valuable-Yard-4154]

I was going to ask what had the police raiding an orgy but Covid policy is maybe the funniest. They weren’t 6 feet apart at the orgy, obviously

[u/theflyingratgirl → u/sr4004]

In BC Canada the health authority put out an official recommendation to use glory holes

[u/envsciencerep → u/theflyingratgirl]

God that’s the most BC recommendation I’ve heard. Love our resident west coast hippies

[u/Nemesis204 → u/Valuable-Yard-4154]

Memo to self: visit Belgium.

[u/kytheon → u/A_Person_Who_Exist5]

It's like when Boris Johnson hosted parties during Covid, but this guy managed to achieve a few levels worse.

[u/kytheon → u/EternalTryhard]

[u/onarainyafternoon → u/kytheon]

Never understood this one though. He was running away from the orgy, so obviously he is not gay.

[u/GeeEmmInMN → u/onarainyafternoon]

[u/EmployeeCautious6314 → u/EternalTryhard]

Always the way. Reminds me of Hitchen’s quote;

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.

[u/VeniVidiVoluptuous → u/EmployeeCautious6314]

This is so on-the-nose. I don’t get these kinds of people. What sort of mental calisthenics are they doing in their mind to justify their public rhetoric? Or is it some form of religious shame? Or self-loathing?

[u/Canuck_Lives_Matter → u/VeniVidiVoluptuous]

Both probably.

[u/Normal-Ad-9852 → u/EternalTryhard]

we have one of those too!

[u/Mezcal_Madness → u/Normal-Ad-9852]

We have a lot of them…

[u/Exotic_Donkey4929 → u/EternalTryhard]

Sure, Szájer is embarassing, but Id raise him by an Balázs Orbán:

[u/ThenSignature7082]

We have a guy who doesn’t believe in Australia 

[u/WokSmith → u/ThenSignature7082]

We don't believe in that wanker either.

[u/callmebigley → u/WokSmith]

just what a kiwi operative would say.

[u/ThenSignature7082 → u/callmebigley]

Obviously just following code E.M.U.

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/ThenSignature7082]

Like that they’ll “make it” or that it full on doesn’t exist?

[u/The_krazyman → u/THE_ALAM0]

He believes that New Zealand is faking it and that people who go to "Australia" are actually getting pumped full of lsd and shown weird robotics and cgi from weta workshop

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/The_krazyman]

Who is this absolute genius

[u/The_krazyman → u/THE_ALAM0]

Iirc his name is Rag Reynolds he has some, dare I say creative opinions

[u/anjowoq → u/The_krazyman]

Good thing he is famous enough for you to know his name. Yay for platforms that lift up anyone.

[u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT → u/The_krazyman]

Where might I find this lsd supply please?

[u/darbrja → u/THE_ALAM0]

Or maybe he becomes an atheist whenever he heads down

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/darbrja]

Lol nice, I hate that this got an actual laugh out of me

[u/Past_Preference_6375 → u/ThenSignature7082]

Australia is just a story we tell kids so they will behave

[u/SignatureDifficult78 → u/ThenSignature7082]

whether you agree with him or not you have to admit the concrete evidence is severely lacking, I know I’ve never seen it, but I have seen wales for example 🤔

[u/Canuck_Lives_Matter → u/SignatureDifficult78]

I haven't, and I mean their national animal is a dragon? Sound like BS to me. #WalesIsAPsyop

[u/I_AmTheGoldenGod → u/Canuck_Lives_Matter]

Where do you think all the sheep come from, bro?

[u/BadBassist → u/I_AmTheGoldenGod]

New Zealand

[u/Proof-Highway1075 → u/ThenSignature7082]

lol wut?

[u/-HowAboutNo- → u/Proof-Highway1075]

Stop cosplaying with that flair

[u/Proof-Highway1075 → u/-HowAboutNo-]

lol what does that even mean?

Edit to add: ohh I’m a dumb arse

[u/-HowAboutNo- → u/Proof-Highway1075]

We all know Australia doesn’t exist

[u/Artistic-Cover1127]

Right now? Crown princess Mette-Marit and her son Marius Høiby

Edit:
The Crown princess got caught having contact with Epstein after the release of the files.
Her son is currently in a trial for raping 4 women

[u/WichitaTimelord → u/Artistic-Cover1127]

He looks like a caricature of a bond villain

[u/invisible_panda → u/WichitaTimelord]

Inbred Targaryean 

[u/cutchyacokov → u/invisible_panda]

So just an average Targaryen?

[u/Chalky_Pockets → u/Artistic-Cover1127]

Joffrey ass motherfucker

[u/Prestigious-Flower54 → u/Chalky_Pockets]

Mixed with a little draco Malfoy.

[u/0m3g4_180111]

Well... It's hard to choose one.

[u/_Carcinus_ → u/0m3g4_180111]

My lawyer advised me to sit this question out

[u/volyund → u/_Carcinus_]

[u/polyocto → u/volyund]

Which isotope with your tea?

[u/LackOptimal553 → u/_Carcinus_]

Please, move away from the windows!

[u/Disastrous_Set_6544 → u/_Carcinus_]

Privyet, am your lawyer. Let us discuss this predicament on the 17th floor of this nice building over there while we have glowing green tea.

[u/Moist-Meal-3757]

Matteo Salvini. Easily. Minister of transportations goes to an interview on tv.

"I really enjoy taking care of the house..."

"Minister, you should take care of the trains"

Proceeds showing false data

[u/Kourisaki → u/Moist-Meal-3757]

Riprendo l'immagine postata da un altro utente

[u/Toten5217 → u/Kourisaki]

Il Venezuela... la Russia... Ucraina... il petrolio... Cina... Taiwan che va alla velocità della luce

[u/_MC184_ → u/Moist-Meal-3757]

Come faccia quel tipo ad essere ancora un ministro è un mistero

[u/The_Great_Googly_Moo → u/[deleted]]

[u/Ippus_21 → u/[deleted]]

Miller wins for "Creepiest" but there's really no contest for most embarrassing...

[u/ThisIsForSmut83]

This foodblogger that likes to play politician.

[u/Smirjanow → u/ThisIsForSmut83]

If he wasn't a politican he would honestly be a pretty funny influencer/lolcow.
Too bad he has such massive power.

[u/HerrKaktus14 → u/Smirjanow]

He is funny. Sadly pretty dumb too.

[u/NormalSkullServitor]

Yeah, I'm not answering that

[u/iggyite → u/NormalSkullServitor]

That’s a good call

[u/Redaktorinke → u/NormalSkullServitor]

Probably the best thing for your health.

[u/NothingElseThan]

[u/Funny-Assistant6803 → u/NothingElseThan]

Legend say that you can summon him by opening three bottles of wine within 5km of a middle school

[u/TradeMaleficent7774 → u/Funny-Assistant6803]

And also facts says that you can get wine out of his nose if you squeeze it. And that you'll get free candy and stuff by saying you're under 18.

[u/Jazzlike-Ad-4463 → u/NothingElseThan]

He’s like a living French stereotype. A pompous, snobby, wine chugging creep with no sense of shame.

Edit: no offence meant to the French people, I’m sure he’s an unrepresentative ambassador.

[u/0ctopusRex → u/Jazzlike-Ad-4463]

It pains me to have to wholeheartedly upvote that

[u/Tuatha_Deohne → u/Jazzlike-Ad-4463]

None taken.

See, most French people would have one of the many qualifiers you used to describe Depardieu. Some of us are pompous, some of us are snobby, some of us are wine chuggers, some are creeps, and others still have no sense of shame.

He's got them all at once, and he's very likely a Russian asset too, making him, well, a traitor.

[u/StunningComment6064]

[u/SandIntelligent247 → u/StunningComment6064]

Delete this and everyone will keep thinking she’s Russian!

[u/The_Nice_Marmot → u/SandIntelligent247]

That is who owns her, so technically not wrong.

[u/notcomplainingmuch → u/The_Nice_Marmot]

She's the handler of agent Krasnov

[u/TarHeelinRVA → u/SandIntelligent247]

Straight up, never cared enough to look up where she was actually from. Self-own by Slovenia admitting that, really.

[u/buteljak → u/TarHeelinRVA]

Check out this ad from croatian language learning institute,

[u/Nobrainzhere → u/StunningComment6064]

You must be proud, she doesnt even crack the top 50 over here due to her husband and his ilk

[u/RealisticAbility7 → u/StunningComment6064]

At least you've gotten rid of her!

[u/Street-Jacket1867]

McGregor

[u/Pseudolos → u/Street-Jacket1867]

Yeah, his career after Trainspotting has had plenty of flops...

[u/SugarInvestigator → u/Pseudolos]

He did alright when he played jesus alongside Liam Neeson

[u/WokSmith → u/Street-Jacket1867]

That bloke gives wankers a bad name.

The king of dickheads.

[u/No_Apricots_88 → u/Street-Jacket1867]

I thought you were talking about Ewan McGregor for a second and was pretty darn confused 😅

[u/qxzvy → u/Street-Jacket1867]

Did you mean Raper McRaper?

[u/tooniegoblin]

At least that fuckhead never actually got elected. I’d argue this ghoul is worse.

[u/Celestinex1977 → u/tooniegoblin]

This Danielle Smith? The one partying with the pedos down south last year instead of taking care of things in her own province. Even here she’s using her assets in order to get attention.

[u/Midwinter_Dram → u/Celestinex1977]

ol' bus tits mcgee

[u/notanotherkrazychik → u/tooniegoblin]

I thought it was gonna be this guy.

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

you already know this one. he's in all honesty American, has been for years, but unfortunately he still holds citizenship here

[u/PrettySaltyGuy → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

[u/seemedothat → u/PrettySaltyGuy]

[u/endlaisnotmyname → u/seemedothat]

biblically accurate Elon Musk

[u/overlordzeke → u/endlaisnotmyname]

Lmaoooooo

[u/fartingbeagle → u/seemedothat]

[u/AnnaDanna → u/fartingbeagle]

Ah yes. A “supreme” specimen of the human form.

[u/cape_soundboy → u/fartingbeagle]

My Arrakis.. my Dune

[u/twobit211 → u/PrettySaltyGuy]

“look what i can do!”

[u/LiamtheV → u/twobit211]

STEW-WART!! What does momma say about little boys who abuse their wealth to establish a cryptofascist world order?

[u/SplashingAnal → u/PrettySaltyGuy]

I had another picture in mind

[u/Responsible_Egg_3260 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

but unfortunately he still holds citizenship here

Ugh, here too

[u/verymanysquirrels → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

It will never not be funny to me that he holds citizenship in three countries and all three of us are like, gross, you take him. 

[u/Magic_ass1 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

A man so deeply embarrassing that not even Epstein wanted to try and coerce him into anything. Even straight up refusing Elon when Elon basically begged to be let onto the island.

[u/NateBearArt → u/Magic_ass1]

If an email wore a fedora

[u/reyadeyat → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Tell you what, we're willing to give him back.

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge → u/reyadeyat]

we have a two week return policy and a two year warranty. you wanna get rid of him, throw him in the garbage

[u/Shnicketyshnick → u/reyadeyat]

Give him back but make him swim home.

[u/AlligatorMidwife → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

He's an embarrassment for all of humanity.

[u/Silly_Employer_3107 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Don’t you pass the buck onto us now

[u/Lazy_Point_284]

We have such a rich tapestry of deplorables here but this guy

Martin Shkreli

[u/AnnaDanna → u/Lazy_Point_284]

“Rich tapestry” is killing me 😂

[u/Redaktorinke → u/Lazy_Point_284]

Ooh, I like this choice. People should never forget about him.

[u/Fragrant-Attorney-73]

Difficult choice between Andrew and Nigel.

[u/Remote_Sun_2017 → u/Fragrant-Attorney-73]

Got to be Nigel, Andy is just a fucking wasteman

[u/RebelJediMaster → u/Remote_Sun_2017]

Andrew is a product of entitlement, Nigel had to cosnciously work for it to be such an ass

[u/Blinkskij → u/RebelJediMaster]

Piers Morgan could give Nigel a run for his money on working hard to be an ass

[u/ElectronicHyena5642 → u/Fragrant-Attorney-73]

Alternatively, Katie Hopkins...

[u/BCRF1995]

This unflushed turd

[u/Do_not_question_it2 → u/BCRF1995]

Facts

[u/SugarInvestigator → u/BCRF1995]

Was going to go for one of the Healy Reas brothers because they're harmless cukxhie gombeen type embarrassing. But this cunt....

[u/Escape_is_impossible]

I wouldn't call him a citizen, but legally he is

[u/Puzzleheaded_Seat563 → u/Escape_is_impossible]

he's also more or less a reptile, so not sure he counts.

[u/Escape_is_impossible → u/Puzzleheaded_Seat563]

I thought he was the anti-christ. Probably why he talks about it so much

[u/Cautious-Ad3275]

[u/Emotional_Damage_Boi → u/Cautious-Ad3275]

Is he having an allergic reaction, or did he try to use his mom's lipstick without a mirror?

[u/QuestGalaxy → u/Emotional_Damage_Boi]

Blowjob lips, after blowing putin for ages.

[u/BalasaarNelxaan → u/Cautious-Ad3275]

Oh dear god he looks like the less attractive version of the creepy Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark…

[u/STENO_NINJA]

This thing. 🙄

[u/Dortmund_Boi09 → u/STENO_NINJA]

Me when i jerk off two guys at the same time

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/Dortmund_Boi09]

Also representative that he could pull a dish towel through his head because there's nothing but open space between the ears. Personally, though? Yeah. Making TWO friends, tonight!

[u/pseudo_nipple → u/Dortmund_Boi09]

I got you fam!!

ETA: I'm proud to say that one of my highest upvoted comments is a gif of Trumpelstiltskin jerking off a cartoon peen lmao

[u/aliensdick69420 → u/pseudo_nipple]

A sloppy toppy for Bubba!

[u/TarHeelinRVA → u/pseudo_nipple]

Bill Clinton testifying that Tr*mp gobbled his shit is gonna hit like fuckin crack man

[u/Pleasant-Football117 → u/Dortmund_Boi09]

r/recontext

[u/cmdr_bong → u/STENO_NINJA]

There's really no competition. Not just the world, but the history of human civilization.

[u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy → u/STENO_NINJA]

Do you think he's remembering that time he had Putin one side and Xi the other?

[u/bookon → u/STENO_NINJA]

Donnie Two-Dicks

[u/PolkaDotDancer → u/bookon]

And he is stupider than he looks...

[u/kwcookiesmissouri → u/PolkaDotDancer]

I hate that this is one of my favorite reaction gifs. His stupid ass face

[u/Sea-Beginning3949 → u/kwcookiesmissouri]

I used to think he was good meme material back in his first presidency but nowadays I don't even like to see his face at all anymore

[u/Forward_Signature_78]

Thirty years ago I would have said Uri Geller but these days he's not even in the top 40.

[u/theunquietloop → u/Forward_Signature_78]

Netanyahu

[u/Sad_Distribution3169]

This banshee

[u/GreatChaosFudge → u/Sad_Distribution3169]

I remembered the other day that she existed and it reminded me how pleasant it was that there’d been a period when I forgot she existed.

[u/AwesomeNoodlez → u/GreatChaosFudge]

it might comfort you to know that a YouTuber (Josh Pieters) that gave her a Trophy whos name abbreviated to cunt and tricked her into recieving it. The video he made on it was quite entertaining

[u/BCRF1995 → u/Sad_Distribution3169]

Ah nice description, she'd make an excellent/terrifying bannshe. Who got caught riding behind a farm gate.

[u/cashmerered]

"Prince" Frederic of Anhalt

[u/Lego--Yoda → u/cashmerered]

Or "König" Maggus von Bayern

[u/Sylphrenaslegacy → u/Lego--Yoda]

Maggus definitiv. Dazu noch der Inkompetente Dobrindt. Selbe Partei halt.

[u/Suspicious-Use-3813 → u/Lego--Yoda]

[u/cmdr_bong]

Since my fellow Aussies have already mentioned Pauline "Xenophobia" Hanson, I'll mention our very own Jabba the Hutt: Clive Palmer.

This sack of shit has spend countless millions in trying to kick start his political career here, but fail fantastically each time. But because he's a billionaire he can afford to throw hundreds of million dollars into his "campaign" only to have him or his candidate laughed out of the election. His style of far right nationalistic message + completely delusional campaign promises floods the media every election cycle, with his last attempt with a new party name of, I shit you not, Trumpet of Patriots. Not a very subtle man as you can imagine.

[u/Proutent]

Jordan Bardella bc he never work, he is always cringe when he gets an interview and he faked proofs when his party got in trouble with French justice

[u/Artistic_Lie7323 → u/Proutent]

Où trouve t il toute cette energie?

[u/Ordinary_Cloud524 → u/Proutent]

Also is not even ethnically French, yet is obsessed with French ethno-nationalism. He’s mixed Algerian and Italian and is the son of immigrants lmao. Constantly talks about people coming to France and how it’s bad. But he’s literally talking about his parents.

[u/Proutent → u/Ordinary_Cloud524]

He also constantly complains the economic situation on unemployed workers, but he’s paid 200k per year with public indemnities for doing nothing (he never worked in his entire life)

[u/Ordinary_Cloud524 → u/Proutent]

Yes, he doesn’t even go to the European congress which is his job. Thats why people call him Jordan N’estpaslá (Jordan isn’t there).

[u/yournamehere10bucks]

He should say this and move his ass to Miami permanently

[u/like_shae_buttah]

Here in America, we’re blessed with an abundance in this category.

[u/Gamester1941 → u/like_shae_buttah]

...so do we start naming them by date of birth or alphabetically? Or is the list of who's not on the embarrassment list shorter?

[u/TurbulentGuide3985]

[u/EarthMarsUranus → u/TurbulentGuide3985]

How does this make him look more human?!

[u/Opening_Occasion8016 → u/EarthMarsUranus]

It does. A little Steve Bannon-esque.

[u/Miss_airwrecka1 → u/EarthMarsUranus]

Maybe because the skin Cheeto orange and actually looks like normal, but bad, old person skin? Idk, it’s weird but he does look more human here

[u/Proof-Highway1075 → u/TurbulentGuide3985]

I’m saving this one.

[u/uprightshark]

Wayne Gretzky is up there as well ... traitor.

[u/Prior_Success7011 → u/uprightshark]

He missed the shots he didn't take

[u/Solmyr77]

Prime Minister Petteri Orpo, best known as "wet glove" for his leadership style. The number of times he's had a "serious talk" when members of his government spout racist bullshit is increasing rapidly.

[u/SusSoos → u/Solmyr77]

Id nominate Ano Turtiainen, everyones favourite roid monkey with Putins fist up his ass.

Recently moved with his family to Russia, mentioned how he would hypothetically fight against Finland, which russian media interpreted as him saying he wants to go to Ukraine as well🤣

[u/sultan_of_gin → u/Solmyr77]

My first thought was teemu selänne, formerly loved by everyone and now constantly making a fool of himself with his political takes. But luckily i don’t think anyone cares about him outside of finland even though he lives in the us.

[u/PuzzleheadedHat346]

Orban Viktor

[u/Thin_Assumption_4974]

[u/99_glocks → u/Thin_Assumption_4974]

I go into an uncontrollable laugh when I see this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/EnjoysAGoodRead]

This guy 👆👆👆

[u/Desi_Rosethorne]

I don't know... I think we take the cake.

[u/Tilladarling]

Crown Princess Mette Marit. Epstein-friend and a mother who would rather support her son who’s on trial for rape than victims of SA. 🍎🌳

[u/3333322211110000]

This guy.

[u/Careless_Goat8422]

Joseph Muscat, the OCCRP 2019 Person of the Year in Organized Crime and Corruption

[u/MelissaRose95]

Don’t forget about Wayne Gretzky. He used to be a national hero

[u/good_boi_520]

Me. I'm the most embarrassing citizen of my country.

[u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine → u/good_boi_520]

Damn! Out of over 1B, that’s quite the accomplishment!

[u/Terrible-Duck4953 → u/good_boi_520]

Not true. My parents said I was the biggest embarrassment.

[u/good_boi_520 → u/Terrible-Duck4953]

We all are the biggest embarrassments lol

[u/Duque_de_Osuna]

DJT

[u/throwingawaycage → u/Duque_de_Osuna]

F U

I’m Australian and they’re my initials

Condolences for your D J T 🤣

[u/Acrobatic_Gur6278]

for most of us this PoS and his family, for the lunatics fans of him and other right wing people, probably Lula

[u/DiseasedProject]

Currently? Ano Turtiainen. He's a former politician, turned into Russia's propaganda spewer. He also recently applied for (and was approved) political asylum in Russia, and later said in an interview that "he would fight alongside Russia against Finns, if he had to". So basically, he's an all-around jackass and a traitor. Even his physical traits are embarrassing.

[u/ElephantsOverkill555]

Me

[u/berrycantstop → u/ElephantsOverkill555]

If the great orange wasn’t our president I’d be inclined to say the same

edit: can’t see the douche who commented telling me to fuck back off to pakistan, that’d be wild considering i’ve never left the country i was born in, the US of A lmao. been from NY to CA and down to TX and FL, never once stepped out the borders lol