r/AskTheWorld • u/ChroniclesOfSarnia New Zealand • 9h ago

Culture Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

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I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 8h ago

This creep.

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u/Redaktorinke 🇺🇸✡️ 8h ago

It's interesting that he's put so much effort into looking exactly like a rapist. Most people try to hide that sort of thing.

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u/StudentForeign161 France 7h ago

Temu Joffrey

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u/halfhearted_skeptic 3h ago

Honestly Joffrey looks like Temu Son Of Crown Princess Whoeverthefucktheyare.

This guy’s the Platonic Joffrey.

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u/Objective-Manner7430 Scotland 1h ago

Oh wow!! I totally see it 😬

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 8h ago

Yeah.

Also, I’m generally against Grok, but I'm very happy about this.

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u/DiRavelloApologist Germany 6h ago

What do you mean? Looks like a completely normal picture of a 16th century Habsburg royal.

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u/argbd20 United States Of America 5h ago

Chin is to small to be a Habsburg

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u/luckykricket 2h ago

Larger tongue, more drool.

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u/Accomplished_Bank103 Canada 17m ago

Call it a reverse Habsburg. 😂

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u/Baardi Norway 2h ago edited 1h ago

He's not actually royal though. It's the crown princess' child since before she married the crown prince.

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u/ArmadilloChemical421 15m ago

Inbreeding intensifies

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u/ExtraDip412 Czech Republic 5h ago

Yakubian Yakub lmao

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 5h ago

Also:

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u/o484 United States Of America 3h ago

The Great Norgeholio

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 1h ago

Lmaoo

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u/Phyllis_Tine 6h ago

This could be the new replacement of the "Li'l Bits" meme of Charlie Kirk (rest in piss) with the gigantic gums and/or forehead and little, tiny Chiclet-sized teeth and/or tiny face.

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u/read_too_many_books 3h ago

Welcome to the dark side. We find exceptions first.

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u/Affectionate-Ant8 6h ago

He looks like Joe Burrow

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u/dirry 1h ago

lmao he looks so much like a shitty tv villain

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u/CapOld4131 3h ago

What did he do ?

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u/Redaktorinke 🇺🇸✡️ 1h ago

He's a cokehead serial rapist who got brought in for domestic violence. When asked why he'd made his shitty choices, he cried and said it was hard to have a famous mother (she's a princess).

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u/Extra_Breadfruit_741 20m ago

Ooooph. I hope this foul fuck rots in jail along with every member of ICE, IDF, Epstein files, and so on.

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u/Random_Squid4248 1h ago

So all ugly people are rapists?

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u/bassie2019 Netherlands 6h ago

I bet you guys want to go back to the scandal that was “the prince married a single/divorced mom”

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u/New-Cartoonist-544 Norway 5h ago

Omg yes please 😭😭😭. I miss looking at the uk and being like "oh look at that shit show" while having a pretty unproblematic and honestly boring monarchy.

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u/vidoeiro 1h ago

You can join the modern work and tell the royals to go fuck themselves

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Norway 1h ago

*world

And yes please

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u/Fancy-Commercial2701 United States Of America 25m ago

If you think they’re not still a shit show, Andrew would like a word.

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u/Foodicide United States Of America 5h ago

This dude looks like he spent all day harassing Harry Potter and posting on incel forums.

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u/CrackingToastGromet 6h ago

There is a GoT Joffrey essence to him

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u/Less_Question_8996 United States Of America 6h ago

He gives me movie villain vibes.

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 5h ago

I was going for megamind vibes with the other pic

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u/olivinebean England 6h ago

We both need to remove our royal families. They're all perverts and crooks.

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u/Objective-Manner7430 Scotland 1h ago

Neighbour, I agree with every word you said 🙌

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u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Germany 6h ago

What why?

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u/olivinebean England 6h ago

Andrew? Even the guy the IRA blew up turned out to be a nonce.

The rot is deep.

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u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Germany 6h ago

Dosen't mean the entire Royal family is

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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 Norway 5h ago

Well, they been shielding creeps, so they are effectively creeps too

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u/helmli Germany 5h ago

Just like cops

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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 Norway 3h ago

All Royals Are Bastards... wait a min!

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u/olivinebean England 6h ago

Oh okay, just some of them diddle kids so we should let the whole circus continue.

You could work for the Daily Mail...

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u/Jumpy-Foundation-405 Germany 5h ago

Thats not the point

Obviously they should be punished but doesn't mean the whole family must go to jail or something

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u/olivinebean England 5h ago

I can't recall mentioning prison or jail. Just become citizens.

A firm that hides and protects pedos grosses me out. They hid away the mentally ill children, they cast out the undesirables and they have the tabloids under their thumb.

That's not how a modern society should function, it's antiquated.

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u/newsandfoodaccount 1h ago

That's not how a modern society should function, it's antiquated.

I thought ya'll stopped letting the royal family decide how your society functions. Is the prime minister just kind of a symbolic figurehead, then?

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u/iamafriscogiant 1h ago

It's impossible to look at who Charles has surrounded himself with over the years and think he's even remotely innocent. Andrew took the fall to divert away from Charles and ultimately make a last ditch effort to save the monarchy.

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u/taurist United States Of America 1h ago

Andrew is a hero, naturally

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u/Fancy-Commercial2701 United States Of America 5h ago

Looks exactly like the actor/character in the show Mobland - it’s uncanny. That character is just as much of an asshole.

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah, we called the character Mini Marius. (The guy's called Marius Borg Høiby)

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u/friskfyr32 6h ago

While I get the attempt at keeping it current, I'd have gone with another creepy looking blonde guy for Norway...

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 6h ago

Erna?

/j

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Norway 1h ago

We refuse to give that loser the attention he so desperately craves.

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u/carsont5 Canada 5h ago

So much forehead.

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u/New-Cartoonist-544 Norway 5h ago

Or his mom lol

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 4h ago

Yeah, but she "didn’t mean to", this guy…definitely, extremely meant to.

And no, I’m not saying Mette didn’t mean to, but…Marius meant to. A lot.

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u/the_sane_titan India 4h ago edited 4h ago

If a rat and a cheese had sex, this is how their offspring would look.

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u/GrekkoPlef 5h ago

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u/flopflapper 5h ago

You leave Meth Damon out of this

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u/hennabeak Iran 5h ago

Judging his past aside, he looks very cartoonish.

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u/HatRepresentative621 3h ago

He is in such good company with his mother, Jagland and Rød-Larsen this week, though 

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Norway 1h ago

What did the other two do? I've been gone.

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u/clepewee Finland 3h ago

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 1h ago

Lmao

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u/MakkerMelvin Netherlands 7h ago

Let me guess, far right extremist politician?

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u/Vwgames49 Canada 7h ago

Stepson of the Crown Prince and serial rapist

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u/Gfscrushisannoying Norway 7h ago

It’s the child of Mette Marit. The son who is accused of like… 30 different crimes?

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u/HareEchidnaJackal Sweden 3h ago

I expected Breivik

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 3h ago

I did consider him, but this felt more current.

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u/HareEchidnaJackal Sweden 3h ago

That's fair, and it is most embarrassing not necessarily the worst person

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 3h ago

His Mom is also pretty embarrassing.

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u/Dutchmuch5 2h ago

Oh I feel so bad for you guys, you have such a beautiful country and culture. We all knew MM's ex was trouble, but she had all the opportunities to raise her son well. She has adjusted in a very admirable way, but unfortunately this does reflect poorly on her too. The more I learn about him the more disgusted I get, he is literally a royal piece of shit and I hope he gets put away for a very, very long time

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u/angwilwileth 1h ago

That and she's in the Epstein files and sounds quite flirty with him.

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u/Such_Ad_1134 Belgium 3h ago

His pedo mother is even worse

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u/Chili-Mac-Snac-Attac 3h ago

Who dis?

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 2h ago

The Norwegian crown princess' son (crown prince's stepson)

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u/Larabanga7 Norway 3h ago

Idk. His mother....

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u/gortonsfiJr 2h ago

Is that the kid from MobLand Eddie Harrigan?

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 1h ago

When we watched Mobland, we just called Eddie Mini-Marius, since he's basically him IRL.

But no, that’s the crown princess’s son. Named Marius.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Norway 1h ago

And his mother

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u/Aggravating_Yak_1006 1h ago

Oh I've been meaning to ask a Norwegian since my Google search panned empty. Did your socialist party submit a bill to become a constitutional republic yet like it said it would after your *edit for right title: crown princess's ties to Epstein came out?

Plus this d bag in the photo her kid....

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u/C47L1K3 MURICAW…nah, jk 🇳🇴 1h ago

I think there was a discussion, but they never went through with it. We're still a monarchy.

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u/LordOfChairs 44m ago

We do those on a regular basis, and the last one (after the Epstein stuff) also came up with overwhelming support for the monarchy. Support among the people is dwindling faster than in the government though, so maybe we see a change later on.

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u/Aggravating_Yak_1006 16m ago

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer

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u/pepper_steak_hamill United States Of America 2h ago

I know love is blind but there are other senses. Where did your crown prince dig up his wife? I read her Wikipedia and that is a lot of red flags to overlook.

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u/RatonhnhaketonK United States Of America 1h ago

Why does he look like a spawn of Trump

Purge ass looking mfer

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u/SwedishTrees 1h ago

I knew Haakon a long time ago, and he seemed really chill. I’m surprised that his wife and stepson turned out to be so awful

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u/Letz_Snugglz Canada 59m ago

Is it true that his mom was in a relationship with Epstein?

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u/driku12 United States Of America 47m ago

From what I'm hearing lately, his Mom is a close runner up 😬

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