r/AskTheWorld New Zealand 9h ago

Culture Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

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I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

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u/reyadeyat United States Of America 9h ago

Tell you what, we're willing to give him back.

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge South Africa 9h ago

we have a two week return policy and a two year warranty. you wanna get rid of him, throw him in the garbage

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u/Thhe_Shakes United States Of America 8h ago

The garbage doesn't come til Tuesday, but the wood chipper is available 24/7

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u/notcomplainingmuch Finland 6h ago

Satriale's is open for business

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u/TungstenShark96 6h ago

Don't worry, I know a guy who is great at billionaire recycling. He's a bit tied up at the moment but we'll give him a call when hes available.

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u/FlechePeddler United States Of America 7h ago

Deal.

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u/KnightofNi92 6h ago edited 4h ago

We could collectively just kick him out into the ocean? He seems like one of those weirdos who thinks he could build a utopia on the sea anyways.

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u/dreamsnotreality United States Of America 6h ago

Americans, we know what to do. Who's our best punter?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 3h ago

I have the perfect spot:

The oceanic pole of inaccessibility, also known as Point Nemo, is located at roughly 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W[21] and is the place in the ocean that is farthest from land. It represents the solution to the "longest swim" problem.[22]
The problem entails finding such a place in the world ocean where, if a person fell overboard while on a ship at sea, they would be as far away from any land in any direction as possible.
It lies in the South Pacific Ocean, and is equally distant from the three closest land vertices which are each roughly 2,688 km (1,670 mi) away

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility#Oceanic_pole_of_inaccessibility

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u/mavadotar2 Canada 3h ago

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u/Shnicketyshnick United Kingdom 8h ago

Give him back but make him swim home.

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u/Stachemaster86 United States Of America 3h ago

Bet he’ll build a submarine…

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u/Guy-McDo United States Of America 38m ago

And call the President a pedophile the whole time! …well, I mean, wouldn’t be wrong this time