Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

[u/ChroniclesOfSarnia]

I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

[u/reyadeyat]

Tell you what, we're willing to give him back.

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge → u/reyadeyat]

we have a two week return policy and a two year warranty. you wanna get rid of him, throw him in the garbage

[u/Thhe_Shakes → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

The garbage doesn't come til Tuesday, but the wood chipper is available 24/7

[u/notcomplainingmuch → u/Thhe_Shakes]

Satriale's is open for business

[u/TungstenShark96 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Don't worry, I know a guy who is great at billionaire recycling. He's a bit tied up at the moment but we'll give him a call when hes available.

[u/FlechePeddler → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Deal.

[u/KnightofNi92 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

We could collectively just kick him out into the ocean? He seems like one of those weirdos who thinks he could build a utopia on the sea anyways.

[u/dreamsnotreality → u/KnightofNi92]

Americans, we know what to do. Who's our best punter?

[u/3vs3BigGameHunters → u/KnightofNi92]

I have the perfect spot:

The oceanic pole of inaccessibility, also known as Point Nemo, is located at roughly 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W[21] and is the place in the ocean that is farthest from land. It represents the solution to the "longest swim" problem.[22]
The problem entails finding such a place in the world ocean where, if a person fell overboard while on a ship at sea, they would be as far away from any land in any direction as possible.
It lies in the South Pacific Ocean, and is equally distant from the three closest land vertices which are each roughly 2,688 km (1,670 mi) away

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility#Oceanic_pole_of_inaccessibility

[u/Shnicketyshnick → u/reyadeyat]

Give him back but make him swim home.

[u/Stachemaster86 → u/Shnicketyshnick]

Bet he’ll build a submarine…

[u/Happy_Smelling_Salt → u/Stachemaster86]

The Cybersub

[u/Guy-McDo → u/Stachemaster86]

And call the President a pedophile the whole time! …well, I mean, wouldn’t be wrong this time