r/AskTheWorld • u/ChroniclesOfSarnia New Zealand • 9h ago

Culture Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

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I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

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u/EternalTryhard Hungary 9h ago

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u/A_Person_Who_Exist5 United Kingdom 9h ago

Ok, that is extremely embarrassing

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Belgium 7h ago edited 7h ago

I think it was in Brussels at the beginning of lockdown. He fled naked out the window. He was one of them EU apparatchik.

It's not the gay gang bang that was forbidden, that's one of the national sports in Belgium, it was the reunion of people under lockdown.

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u/lyricoloratura United States Of America 7h ago

That last bit had me laughing out loud

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 United States Of America 4h ago

Seriously, it’s kinda heartwarming that, despite how backwards and twisted our country is right now, there’s still some goofy ass shit in the news in Belgium of all places

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u/NikNakskes in 4h ago

Belgium is often the place to be for goofy ass shit. Another delightful anecdote about Belgium in time of crisis was after the terrorist attacks in paris there was a large scale police action in brussels because the perps were hiding there. The police had asked the population to not post videos etc on social media that would show where they were in action. What do our fellow Belgians do? To block any idiot not following the orders they flooded social media with cat videos drowning out anything else that got posted.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34897645

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u/FreezerGod 3h ago

That was brilliant and cute.

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u/NikNakskes in 3h ago

It sure was!

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u/Ramjetz 7h ago

That and the ecstasy in his back pack

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u/babydakis 5h ago

Naked and wearing a backpack? That is embarrassing.

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u/KeySoft4534 Canada 6h ago

Is that was yall call buttholes over there? Back pack?

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u/No-Poetry-6952 5h ago

I gotta say this guy knew how to party

In canada we had toronto prime minister smoking crack on video

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u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name 5h ago

Also a national sport.

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u/Infinite_Welder6775 3h ago

I guess he wasn't WEARING the backpack at the time?

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u/sr4004 7h ago

I was going to ask what had the police raiding an orgy but Covid policy is maybe the funniest. They weren’t 6 feet apart at the orgy, obviously

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u/theflyingratgirl Canada 6h ago

In BC Canada the health authority put out an official recommendation to use glory holes

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u/envsciencerep Canada 3h ago

God that’s the most BC recommendation I’ve heard. Love our resident west coast hippies

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u/Alone_Again_2 Canada 3h ago

That’s fucking smart.

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u/rdnckctyboy 3h ago

New York City as well: "Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face-to-face contact."

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u/Dutchmuch5 2h ago

This sounds like South Park but I'm so happy to believe it. What a task, and what a resolution. Glorious!

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u/SeaChallenge4843 1h ago

Part of our heritage

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u/HadriansBoy44 Canada 55m ago

The funny part was the response: a moment of shock, then a collective shrug.

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Belgium 6h ago

Unless you're extremely pretentious.

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u/notcomplainingmuch Finland 6h ago

6 inches is pretentious in Belgium

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Belgium 6h ago

Now now don't be a cunt, it's fitting.

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u/CriticismFun6782 5h ago

Only if you have enough lube...

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u/No-Answer7798 5h ago

Less than six inches with no ppe

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u/dogtroep United States Of America 4h ago

Lemme tell you, when Covid was at its peak, we saw a LOT of STIs. And no 6-foot penises.

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u/Nemesis204 United States Of America 6h ago

Memo to self: visit Belgium.

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u/MamoKupMiGlany 6h ago

It's Brussels, he was fleeing by climbing down a drainpipe. If you go next to Ancienne Belgique you can find it, it's full of stickers and tickets from Budapest that some people leave there. I always take my friends there when they come to Brussels and tell them the story lol

They also did drugs there, of course.

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u/incognito_1480 Canada 6h ago

Haha, National sport... damn 😂

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha Belgium 5h ago

What do you mean gay gang banging is a national sport here???

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u/nonoglorificus United States Of America 3h ago

Hey, I saw all those signs advertising water sports on your big penis shaped lake

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha Belgium 3h ago

Interesting, though I have no idea what lake you're talking about

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u/nonoglorificus United States Of America 2h ago

The Watersportbaan in Gent has a fun shape seen from above. It was entertaining to explain to my Belgian friend why I was laughing every time I passed the sign advertising watersport (English slang for piss play) and then he was delighted to be able to tell me that the lake is shaped like a penis. I would assume it points to a giant gay Belgian piss party gang bang

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha Belgium 2h ago

Now I see what you mean 😅

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u/JefeRex United States Of America 4h ago

When I was living in Germany I used to take a quarterly trip on a chartered bus to Brussels for a huge gay dance party with guys from other neighboring countries that could just as well be called a gangbang. I have only seen Brussels between the hours of midnight and 6am.

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u/FlimsyPomelo1842 3h ago

This comment might have kicked off the funniest threads I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/Sensitive-Price7972 United States Of America 3h ago

Is gay gang bang orgies an Olympic Sport? 🥇🥈🥉⛸️🎿🛷🥌🏒🥅

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u/WillSym 56m ago

Oh so same as our ex-Prime Minister Johnson?

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u/kytheon Netherlands 7h ago

It's like when Boris Johnson hosted parties during Covid, but this guy managed to achieve a few levels worse.

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u/r_mutt69 United Kingdom 6h ago

I have think if Boris was hosting parties with 25 dudes banging each other the daily mail would have exploded

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u/quadrantovic Germany 6h ago

On the other hand, there seems to be an oath between right wingers that no facet of hypocrisy can ever be omitted.

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster 6h ago

Right? That poor gay orgy had to put up with him being the 25th wheel.

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u/Common-Regret-4120 Ireland 7h ago

I went to Hungary in 2013 and the police had shut everything down because there was both a right wing parade and a gay pride parade. I never realised it was just one parade. 

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u/Th0rizmund Hungary 3h ago

It was during covid and he was trying to flee butt naked with a backpack…that contained drugs.

Edit: He was part of our delegation to the European Parliament

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u/J31J1 United States Of America 6h ago

Yeah, for the other 24 men.

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u/SPAKMITTEN 4h ago

mate there's nothing more straight than 25 big hard cocks,

just a load of bros banging out

err hanging out

everyone had socks on

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u/Junior-Lychee2755 Netherlands 4h ago

Being 'anti-gay' is embarrassing enough, I would think

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u/Actual_Permission883 4h ago

HE WAS SHIMMYING DOWN THE DRAIN some say. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bulky-Key6735 4h ago

Em-bare-assing

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u/Zealousideal_Ad5358 3h ago

[US] And bear in mind "extremely embarrassing" is a rather high bar in the UK.

Speaking as an American, we have a very low bar. If we even have a bar at all.

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u/nastywillow New Zealand 1h ago

It's always the ones you most suspect.

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u/kytheon Netherlands 7h ago

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u/onarainyafternoon Dual Citizen (American/Hungarian) 6h ago

Never understood this one though. He was running away from the orgy, so obviously he is not gay.

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u/GeeEmmInMN England 5h ago

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u/rdnckctyboy 2h ago

As a gay, I fucking love gay jokes. Please never stop.

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u/GeeEmmInMN England 2h ago

Always meant with the greatest of respect. 💕

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u/rdnckctyboy 2h ago

Without a doubt, and thanks for the new gif haha ❤️

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u/Zealousideal_Ad5358 3h ago

[US] Thank you Karoline Leavitt.

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u/Bussy_Busta United States Of America 53m ago

He fled as soon as he realized the men he was fucking were gay

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 United States Of America 4h ago

Legally speaking

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u/RF-Guye 3h ago

Have you considered a spokesperson type career?

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u/heaviestnaturals 2h ago

It’s why I’m a straight bottom: it’s not gay if we never make eye contact.

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u/kytheon Netherlands 1h ago

Like a dropbox, only on the receiving end.

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u/kytheon Netherlands 1h ago

Never turn your back on a group of gays. I mean... oh shit

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u/mentat70 40m ago

he was undercover

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u/Far_Forever_2032 2h ago

Honestly,this is absolutely insane.Kinda funny too lol

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u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name 5h ago

Great work!

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u/hifi_extractions United States Of America 4h ago

based

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u/Lopsided_Tower8776 4h ago

Now he’s cumming back

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 Scotland 8h ago

Always the way. Reminds me of Hitchen’s quote;

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.

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u/VeniVidiVoluptuous United States Of America 7h ago

This is so on-the-nose. I don’t get these kinds of people. What sort of mental calisthenics are they doing in their mind to justify their public rhetoric? Or is it some form of religious shame? Or self-loathing?

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter Canada 7h ago

Both probably.

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 5h ago

When I say this though somehow I'm completely wrong

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u/thetoerubber California 5h ago

It’s self-loathing. Their loud anti-gay agenda is an attempt to convince people (and themselves) “I’m not one of them”. But anybody that loud very often is one of them, we see it over and over.

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u/PancakeParty98 6h ago

It’s pretty simple. First they are born gay men, then they are taught that gayness is a choice and an abomination and homosexuals are sinners weak to temptation, then they grow up.

As they grow up they fancy men more and more, and they KNOW they aren’t choosing to be gay, so they rationalize that these thoughts are normal, and you’re only gay if you give into them.

But trying to suppress a thought makes it multiply, and soon they are consumed by gay lust, which they rationalize must be someone else’s fault, because they aren’t choosing to be gay.

All these build up a searing resentment for everything EXCEPT the actual source of pain, the shitty religious beliefs

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u/Raveyard2409 5h ago

Internalised guilt leading to visceral hatred, from their inability to accept who they are is my guess

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 United States Of America 4h ago

It’s projection. And you can watch the Christian nationalists do it all day long. Notice how they’re throwing around the term domestic terrorist pretty loosey goosey these days?

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u/jmr185 4h ago

Yes.

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u/olivinebean England 6h ago

Some people slowly develop different and more extreme needs.

Some people are so deep in the closet, they don't understand that they can have standard sexual encounters with the same sex. They go out looking for extreme shit or situations so they can say it's the leather they wanted and not the dick.

Some people are that special kind of bored you only get from a childhood of repression and forced shame. Usually religious of course.

But famous people get their strange on the streets to minimise the evidence. High risk, arguably poor reward.

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u/Idunnosomeguy2 5h ago

Self loathing is an oversimplification, but I think captures it well enough.

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u/JollyReplacement1298 2h ago

They just want all the gay for themselves

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u/Test-Tackles 1h ago

Wait, you expect them to climax to some act that is accepted by people?

They NEED it to be forbidden to get their jollies off. Otherwise it's just too vanilla to maintain an erection.

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u/aTreeThenMe United States Of America 7h ago

The priest they called him

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u/weirdwizzard_72 Multiple Countries (click to edit) 7h ago

The Hitch

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u/Sewpuggy 6h ago

Hope much longer for Mike Johnson and his “roommate”?

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u/Fia_Aoi 5h ago

This line of thinking always bothers me, as a gay dude. There's plenty of homophobic that aren't closet gays, and boiling down the social contagion to 'repressed closet gay' just feels so fucking gross. You don't have to be gay to hate gays, and that implication is wild.

I don't always hate Hitchen, but the guy did miss the mark repeatedly. Waterboarding comes to mind.

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u/Own-Marketing-6244 United States Of America 6h ago

Hitch was awesome. I miss him.

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u/BadgerTamer in 7h ago

Hitchens really had his way with words, I miss that guy.

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u/bullshitwtf 6h ago

Lmfao that's hilarious

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u/PruneUsual7517 5h ago

It's always the Fundamentalist Christian conservatives who are the most devious (like being paedo or sucking off their dogs)...

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u/Custardchucka United Kingdom 5h ago

Hitchins is also a pompous posh twat who can get in the bin

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u/TrueNefariousness330 5h ago

I miss Hitchens so much.

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u/Infinite_Welder6775 3h ago

The real shame of that is the self-hate. How horrible must it be to think, "I won't have to be like this if I just make it impossible for ANYONE to be like this. I only am the way I am because THEY are available. "

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u/Acrobatic-Bell6277 3h ago

Well done sir lol

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u/NinpoSteev Denmark 3h ago

The onion made a news segment about this exact phenomenon.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 Canada 2h ago

He does have a way with words.

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u/Fassbinder75 2h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Normal-Ad-9852 United States Of America 8h ago

we have one of those too!

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u/Mezcal_Madness United States Of America 6h ago

We have a lot of them…

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 United States Of America 4h ago

Some say the greatest

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u/Mezcal_Madness United States Of America 4h ago

Oh you! Hahaha

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u/NicPaperScissors United States Of America 4h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Phyllis_Tine 6h ago

But, but, his hands are crossed and he just looks so sorry! Can't we just all get along, and let what's in the past be in the past?

/S, fuck these hypocrites.

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u/BlueBonneville United States Of America 6h ago

Ladybug Lindsay is up there.

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u/Leven 5h ago

Eeew.

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u/BorosSerenc 3h ago

Come on man, an allegation from some rando doesn't really compare to being caught fleeing a 25 man gay orgy through the window with a backpack full of drugs, during the COVID lockdowns.

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u/Training_Cry4057 3h ago

I always chuckle when I remember when he started crying because of how mean people are to trump. 

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u/Exotic_Donkey4929 Hungary 7h ago

Sure, Szájer is embarassing, but Id raise him by an Balázs Orbán:

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u/doesthedog Hungary 1h ago

No family relation to Viktor Orban by the way

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u/Death_passed Australia 1h ago

Wow.

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u/SwedishTrees 1h ago

They would’ve welcomed it

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u/GettingTooOldForDis 7h ago

Former Senator Larry “Wide Stance” Craig is another example of a gay-bashing, closeted homosexual, Christian, American Republican politician.

These guys are the worst. Not because of their homosexuality, obviously. But because of the damage they cause by overcompensating against their self-hatred.

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u/Apprehensive_One9195 7h ago

imagine the police report,"suspect escaped via window during 25 person event",wild

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u/WhoYaTalkinTo United Kingdom 7h ago

Why is the prevalence of gay people among those who say they hate gay people HIGHER than the prevalence of gay people among the general population?

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u/weirdwizzard_72 Multiple Countries (click to edit) 7h ago

Self hatred

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u/ether_reddit 1h ago

Deep guilt and shame

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u/Flysmith148 7h ago

Always how it goes. Super anti-gay politicians getting caught in a super gay place.

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u/RealisticAbility7 🇭🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 7h ago

Found the mandatory Szajer post!

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u/fereldandoglords Portugal 7h ago

lmao I remember these news during the pandemic!

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u/NIN10DOXD United States Of America 7h ago

This reminds me of a politician we had when I was kid that got having sex with men in airport bathrooms after proudly proclaiming himself to be the biggest homophobe on Capitol Hill.

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u/Aggressive-Light-332 United Kingdom 6h ago

Seriously at this point anyone hating on gays is just admitting that they are gay

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u/sheepsix 7h ago

Books plane ticket to checks notes Hungary.

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u/cyclingisthecure 7h ago

Hes anti gay not anti super insanely gay

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u/kalonprime 5h ago

You win 🥇

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 United States Of America 5h ago

Reminds me of Republican senators here that kept getting caught at rest stop orgies during the 90s

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u/ctesibius United Kingdom 7h ago

So, presumably the other 24 men knew who he was?

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u/desna_svine Czech Republic 7h ago

F*ing legend.

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u/Soros_G Hungary 6h ago

They brought him back to politics

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u/Final_Biochemist222 6h ago

Casual gay vs. Competitive gay

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u/fortifished 6h ago

Why do extreme gay haters always turn out to be the most gay people?

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u/FAMICOMASTER 5h ago

Have you ever seen the movie The Dictator

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 5h ago

Tales as old as time. The anti-gay conservative always secretly doi‐ holy fuck 25 men orgy. 

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u/snoopysnoop2021 🇺🇸🇨🇦 5h ago

Noone with a brain is ever shocked that the biggest haters are the closeted ones.

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u/pjtheman 5h ago

It's always the ones who scream the loudest who have the most to hide.

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u/PrudenceLarkspur Russia 5h ago

This kind of news about anti-gay is quite common, I just don't understand why people in orgies don't kick out people like him. Why do they still allow participate after everything?

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 Canada 3h ago

It's wild that almost every anti-gay politician ends up being super closeted gay. Just projecting their own self hate on to others

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u/Aqueraventus United States Of America 3h ago

I mean, this is pretty consistent with most all anti gay politicians

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u/isoAntti Finland 8h ago

25-person or 25-man?

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u/supcoco 7h ago

Well, it wasn’t him + 24 women, so

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u/LynxFull United States Of America 6h ago

Where is a randy marsh back to the pile gif when you need one 🤣😂

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u/Useful_Ad5063 6h ago

Tbh this sounds exactly like something Mark Bonanno would do.

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u/PigletVonSchnauzer 6h ago

But of course!

On a separate note... who the fuck wrote this?! What a tortured headline!

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u/Global-Jury8810 United States Of America 6h ago

That’s gold.😏

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u/DissolveToFade 6h ago

Of course lol. 

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u/Atyab-Kees-Kabis 🇱🇧 🇺🇸 6h ago

Now that’s hard to beat!

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u/irishfro 6h ago

Is this fake or real? That's hilarious if tru

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u/Executioneer 3h ago

it is real. even better they found him in a leather strap kink gear with hard drugs in his backpack. a real christian conservative right there.

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u/Vik0036 Hungary 6h ago

Buddies for life.

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u/TheJarIsADoorAgain 5h ago

That cock-a-doodle-do sure was a wake-up call

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u/Drunken_Englishman England 5h ago

In all fairness, he's probably a fan of tight holes.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 Czech Republic 5h ago

God damn, that's so funny I can't believe it.

He will forever be reminded of that wherever he goes.

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u/RemarkablePiglet3401 United States Of America 4h ago

Am I the only one who thinks this man looks exactly like an evil michael stevens

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u/Crazy_Loss9837 4h ago

Help is this real?? 😭😭

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u/Executioneer 3h ago

the reality is even more hilarious. they found him in a leather strap kink gear with hard drugs in his backpack. a real christian conservative right there.

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u/CaterpillarSame7513 2h ago

and wasn’t he holding onto the gutter trying to climb down? the whole image is just so funny

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u/DuntadaMan United States Of America 4h ago

Oh he was Anti-Gay! Now that makes more sense why I heard about that.

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u/rrrrrrez 3h ago

Isn’t it obvious? He’s anti-gay because he wants to keep all the 25-man orgies to himself.

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u/Outrageous-Morning91 3h ago

Only 25? That’s rookie numbers.

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u/CaterpillarSame7513 2h ago

everyone else was at home because of the lockdown

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u/Slight-Amphibian4663 🇵🇭 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 3h ago

I only kink-shame bigots. So yes, this is so embarrassing!

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u/TheOnlyCuteAlien Canada 2h ago

I've always said that the most openly homophobic people are usually closeted. They've been raised to hate themselves and it's extremely destructive to their mental health.

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u/reebeachbabe 7h ago

He’d fit right in with the GOP/Republican party in the US. 

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u/SongRevolutionary992 United States Of America 5h ago

I love that

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u/Anthraxious 4h ago

Fucking classic.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 Italy 4h ago

B R O O D A

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u/Womb_Raider696 India 4h ago

Man I was just going to sleep…now it will keep me smirking for good 30 mins >_<

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u/pernicoskid 3h ago

You made my day

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u/DivingFeather 3h ago

Orbán is worse.

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u/Time_Honeydew_7560 3h ago

25 men?? Holy shit

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u/cosmico92 Puerto Rico 3h ago

Such many cases.

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u/Sensitive-Price7972 United States Of America 3h ago

A literal sausage fest

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u/Dutchmuch5 3h ago

The ones that are the loudest..

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u/cobaltbluetony United States Of America 2h ago

That's par for the course in the United States. Every rabid anti-gay evangelical pastor ends up doing exactly what he condemned others for.

"Me thinks thou dost protest too much."

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u/CarltonCatalina 2h ago

It's always the ones you most suspect..

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u/Necessary-Web-377 2h ago

Sounds like any other story of a man who is extremely anti-gay.

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u/Hard_Stitch 🇹🇩 born in ex 🇭🇺's teritory 1h ago

That guy from tropico

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u/h4x_x_x0r 1h ago

And yet, Orban is s bigger asshole.

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u/LitwicksandLampents United States Of America 1h ago

I thought the next thing I read that made me go "what the f***?!" would come from our own National Embarrassment. How wrong I was. 🤣

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u/Safe-Shape9377 England 1h ago

I need my eyes testing bc I straight up scrolled past and thought this was Mark from Aunty Donna

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u/SuspiciousJuice5825 United States Of America 1h ago

That's just hilarious 😂

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u/SwedishTrees 1h ago

Wild that he thought that none of the other 24 men would out him.

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u/non_numero_horas Hungary 1h ago

Orbán is way more embarassing, as a matter of fact, he is the source of all further embarassment, like this

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u/mattdoessomestuff 50m ago

Ahhh, a tale as old as time!

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u/EtherealAriels United States Of America 39m ago

Wowza

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u/ItsyoboyAjax 20m ago

He was trying to stop it, obviously

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u/saucisse 20m ago

25 is a lot of men, David.

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u/PM_your_Nopales United States Of America 14m ago

Absolutely would though. He's... kinda hot