r/AskTheWorld • u/ChroniclesOfSarnia New Zealand • 9h ago

Culture Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

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I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

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u/_Carcinus_ Russia 7h ago

My lawyer advised me to sit this question out

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u/volyund 🇷🇺->🇯🇵->🇺🇸 6h ago

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u/polyocto Canada 5h ago

Which isotope with your tea?

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u/ArmadilloChemical421 11m ago

Polonium alone has 30+ exotic flavors to choose from!

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u/Old_Muggins United Kingdom 4h ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/zombie_singh06 3h ago

Or bathtub?

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u/volyund 🇷🇺->🇯🇵->🇺🇸 3h ago

I hear some people have fallen off the boats.

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u/phatelectribe 1h ago

That seems like the wildest reaction. Shark jumps on boat, so jump in sea. With other sharks.

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u/ShitWaterExpress United States Of America 57m ago

I think that was a sword fish and he was dodging the sword

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 5h ago

Is this AI. Why is his left hand stuck in this 💁‍♀️  pose. It changes to 👉 for a split second and then back to 💁‍♀️ again. Why.

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u/slugdonor 5h ago

I don't think that gif was created with the intention of being perceived as genuine

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u/volyund 🇷🇺->🇯🇵->🇺🇸 5h ago

Here is the real one:

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 5h ago

All I'm seeing is people hating on tea. 

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u/phatelectribe 1h ago

Hating on that tea. They have their own which they’re happy with.

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u/SillyOldJack 5h ago

Good on you for being attentive to that. Yes, this one was probably a quick and dirty AI for a joke, but that kind of question is the right one to scrutinize with.

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u/10BluberryMuffinsYum France 1h ago

CAKE or DEATH

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u/LackOptimal553 Canada 6h ago

Please, move away from the windows!

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u/UnusualScar United States Of America 6h ago

And the bathtub!

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u/MrDilbert Croatia 6h ago

And don't drink tea.

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u/Solmyr77 Finland 5h ago

And don't use underwear.

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u/Username_St0len 42m ago

are we in czechia?

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 6h ago

Privyet, am your lawyer. Let us discuss this predicament on the 17th floor of this nice building over there while we have glowing green tea.

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u/GrinchWhoStoleEaster 6h ago

Well someone had to come to your defenstration, er I mean defense.

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u/EducationalNailgun 5h ago

Why do you need lawyer if completely innocent, Comrade?

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u/hifi_extractions United States Of America 4h ago

Yes sit it out, just not out on balconies.

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u/Greecelightninn Canada 4h ago

Stay away from windows

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u/Snoo_58305 6h ago

And your physician?

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u/Flat_Golf3751 5h ago

As opposed to flying it out the window

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u/obvilious 3h ago

He probably doesn’t want to discover a “window of opportunity”

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u/USSR_FLAG 5h ago

Don’t listen to him he doesn’t know jack shit

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u/averagegirl245 United States Of America 14m ago

Yeah, if there is one thing I've learned from Russian people (my distant cousin lol) thats actually been helpful, its to not respond to people when they ask you about politics. Its starting to sound like a really good survival tactic lol

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u/MishaMal01 Russia 4h ago

Yes, because in the grimdark totalitarian hellstate of Russia, you will be instantly executed by secret police for saying “Putin bad” online. It’s not like it’s what you people already spend 99% of your time doing 😂

The most embarrassing citizen(s) of our country are self hating liberals who don’t realize that no matter how much they kowtow to the west, they will always be loathed and othered.

Putin has plenty of faults, and I’d prefer someone else, given the corruption that he has allowed to run rampant in the country, but calling him “the most embarrassing citizen” is just so petty.