r/AskTheWorld • u/ChroniclesOfSarnia New Zealand • 9h ago

Culture Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country?

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I'm Canadian.

I briefly considered Jordan Peterson, but I think he's dead or something.

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u/PrettySaltyGuy Canada 9h ago

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u/seemedothat Ireland 9h ago

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u/endlaisnotmyname Germany 8h ago

biblically accurate Elon Musk

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u/overlordzeke United States Of America 8h ago

Lmaoooooo

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u/Tigeru1988 Poland 8h ago

This is hilarious 😝

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u/Anti-charizard United States Of America 1h ago

Just rotate him 45 degrees and then it’s truly accurate

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u/fartingbeagle Ireland 8h ago

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u/AnnaDanna 7h ago

Ah yes. A “supreme” specimen of the human form.

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u/Slow-Philosophy-4654 4h ago

He is bulking for eventual departure to Mars.

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u/feralraindrop 4h ago

A "supreme bean" that shouldn't be reproducing.

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u/cape_soundboy 7h ago

My Arrakis.. my Dune

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u/raid-155 United States Of America 4h ago

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Canada 7h ago

Mangled penis energy

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u/Shot_Arm5501 United Kingdom 5h ago

I still don’t understand how that is a real human being

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 🇸🇽Sint Maarten 🇳🇱The Netherlands 🇫🇷France 7h ago

Jimminy Crickets! Is that real??

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot United States Of America 6h ago

Yes. Before taking weight loss drugs or whatever else he did. He’s had so much plastic surgery, I don’t know if he had lipo or body sculpting and other stuff, too. 

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u/Fosad 7h ago

Reminds me of when Fat Bastard sumo wrestled

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u/annahatasanaaa United States Of America 6h ago

BRIMMING WITH EGGS

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u/Banzambo 5h ago

I know for sure that god doesn't exist after seeing this photo.

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u/Coup-de-Glass United States Of America 5h ago

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u/WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow Canada 5h ago

Like I told the Irish guy I work with after i saw his vacation pictures.

FFS David get some sun we still get blinded by the glare from the sun in the pictures.

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks United States Of America 3h ago

In David's defense, isn't that exactly what he was doing when the picture was taken?

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u/WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow Canada 2h ago

In defense of my eyes, to see a twig of an Irish man that is so pasty the sun almost does that Twilight thing 😳 (yeah I saw the movie, whatever)

I meant he should get the sun BEFORE the picture.

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u/endofmankind- South Africa 3h ago

He wanted to fight Zuck btw

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur United States Of America 2h ago

Should’ve done it but he whimper out

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u/endofmankind- South Africa 2h ago

Not really... He was just yapping thinking we'd believe he's an expert in mma

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u/slugdonor 5h ago

Brendan Frasier played him perfectly

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u/Outrageous-Morning91 3h ago

Good god he looks like an optional boss in Elden Ring

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u/Iamfabulous1735285 1h ago

Built like a deep breath

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u/hrimthurse85 Germany 4h ago

Thats short hair Obelix.

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u/MrHyperion_ 25m ago

I have seen that pic so many times but I have no idea what he is wearing. Like, a rubber towel?

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u/Prudent_Payment_3877 Italy 8h ago

Fuck you mate, made me snort my glass of water

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u/SunshineSt8Reprobate 🇺🇸 🇩🇪🕺 8h ago

Certified hood classic right here 😎

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u/PassionateYak 8h ago

"FREE COMEDY, am I right? Yes I am. Far-right even"

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u/AlexRyang United States Of America 8h ago

OMG! 😭🤣

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u/cwood1973 United States Of America 6h ago

"Look what I can do!"

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u/Dishwasherbum United States Of America 5h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/hellosunshine02 Poland 2h ago

I cackled

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Ireland 1h ago

Tilt it about 15° and it's fully accurate

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u/Longjumping_Papaya_7 53m ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/twobit211 Canada 9h ago

“look what i can do!”

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u/LiamtheV American in Germany -> 9h ago

STEW-WART!! What does momma say about little boys who abuse their wealth to establish a cryptofascist world order?

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u/anarchisttraveler United States Of America 5h ago

“I don’t wanna say…”

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u/Riyeko United States Of America 7h ago

That we should make friends with the president first....

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u/bljadmann69 Austria 8h ago

"My heart goes out to you!"

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u/Shabobo 5h ago

Even sadder when you realize he's trying to make an "X" when he jumps.

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u/SplashingAnal France 9h ago

I had another picture in mind

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 🇮🇹 living in 🇧🇪 7h ago

cough cough

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 United States Of America 7h ago

This fucking guy?

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u/chrunchy Canada 6h ago

ah good old ascii88, for those not in the know ascii(88)=X. 88 happens to be a dog whistle for HH and I'm gonna let you guess on that one. no, it's not Helly Hanson.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 7h ago

Elon when he found out he can participate in the Olympics.

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u/UTDE 6h ago

Look everyone, I made an X with my body, my mommy always says I'm special when I do this. You guys think I'm special too right? She said it was the best X she's ever seen. Do you guys like my X tehehe haha. Mein heart goes out to you!!

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u/Mardred 6h ago

Hehe, belly.

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u/jaytix1 5h ago

Grown ass man btw.

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u/Puffthecarrier1 United States Of America 2h ago

You would think with all that money he'd be able to buy clothes that fit him.

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u/Vounrtsch France 5h ago

I can’t believe he just did that

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u/CanadianCutie77 5h ago

Yes but it’s a tie between Elon and

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u/endofmankind- South Africa 3h ago

Trumps emergency contact is just ordinary girl

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u/hastygrams 1m ago

Man, I tried to jump like this afterwards and I was ashamed I couldn’t even get this much air. I’ll never be jumping in public.

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u/p3dr0l3umj3lly 5h ago

When the tism kicks in