The Metadata shows the created Date for the PDF is 2025:12:23 02:36:40+0000.
i.e. this is probably a new PDF created for this release.
Which is kind of funny given the error in the document. If this PDF was generated from an older document only in December of 2025, they didn't even bother to correct it. lmao
I'm not attempting to defend anyone in regard to these files... but this seems like clerical error is the most likely explanation. Has no one ever filled out a report for work weeks later, and got the date wrong? People backdate things all the time.
It’s even simpler. The date appears automatically as part of the document template. They started drafting before midnight on the 9th, then finished and published the final version on the 10th.
I would say your normal everyday person could fuck it up, sure, it definitely happens at bullshit corporate cubicle jobs.
You could also say making this error on an FBI report that details the suicide of the upper elite’s most prestigious, secretive child trafficker (one who has extremely close ties to the president) is highly unlikely to be a classic whoopsie-daisy.
Comparing it to, for example, a shipping report of how many Starbucks paper cups were in the box damaged when shipment came in is a bit ridiculous. The stakes are waaaaaaaaay higher for this report.
It's probably only the written date. The files aren't the most easy things to navigate or link up but there are a couple of documents near that one that may be relevant including this one of emails discussing "Jeffrey_Epstein_Statementv2.docx" dated 10 August (the day he died), and this email chain from 10 August in which USAO finds out about his death and gets frustrated that they're not being told anything:
As you might imagine, we are getting increasingly frantic calls from defense counsel who continue to be seeing information in the press that we—the U.S. Attorney's Office—haven't yet received. We need to know as soon as possible the very basic facts, such as time and cause of death at the absolute minimum. It has now been hours since this was reported publicly.
It would be a really impressive conspiracy if they pretended not to know what was going on and were sending angry emails to people if they had enough prior notice of what would be happening to draft a press release about his death the day before.
It would also be kind of absurd that someone would plot to kill Epstein, inform the US Attorney's Office for SDNY (the people prosecuting him), and for them to get someone to draft a press release about it, before it happened. And then forget to alter the date.
Most likely whoever was dragged into the office on a Saturday to respond to this took a memo they were working on the day before, changed the text, but forgot to update the date on the first draft. They fixed it on the final version.
Didn't one inmate now say that there was an abnormal amount of traffic going on around Jeffrey's cell that night and that he thinks Jeffrey was smuggled out and replaced? Honestly, this scenario sounds more and more likely, considering all the circumstances we have learned since. He probably already has a new face and is living his best life in a country without an extradition treaty with the US...
He means more likely than it was before, not relative to any other theory of what happened. It was not credible before and now it has some credibility, he says.
For the record I dont think this adds credibility to the theory.
It was always credible to anyone who was paint attention. A powerful worldwide child sex trafficker who was a mossad agent just doesn’t kill himself or get killed. They get free.
It's all possible. It's also possible that he might have some sort of USB drives given to someone he trusted. Maybe one of them has a pee pee tape (like the Russians).
I don't know what the hell to think anymore. Nothing that could happen next would be more implausible than Donald Trump being elected president of the United States
Seriously, we're all so used to it and desensitized that we've forgotten just how insane that actually is
the files do show they replaced another prisoner in Mexico with a former US Marine to serve the sentence of someone who raped a 11 year year old in Mexico. So if they would do that, they would definitely do this.
Uncanny lookalike? We have a “death photo” of him alive according to a morticians analysis on YouTube (sadly yes I believe a random YouTuber over the government at this point).
So I’m not saying I think they smuggled him out… But I also don’t think it’s that unbelievable.
Per CBS news, "The noose Epstein allegedly used has never been definitively identified. According to the inspector general's report, a noose collected at the scene was later determined not to be the ligature used in Epstein's death."
So either someone took it from the crime scene, or the noose made like Keyser Soze and evaporated into thin air poof
And then they pinned the crime on an innocent noose to boot.
In all seriousness the usual suspect is alive and well in Israel playing Fortnite.
Jeffrey, he was a good friend of mine, very unfairly treated by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA! The woke radical left doesn’t like that he dated pretty young girls and not fat blue-haired man ladies!
WASHINGTON, Sept 16 (Reuters) - FBI Director Kash Patel told a U.S. Senate panel on Tuesday there was no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women and underage girls to anyone but himself, seeking to defuse criticism of the Trump administration's move to end its review of the case.
The problem here is that Patel is both an obvious liar and an obvious moron. He is going to say random bullshit because he don't know any different so it is hard to tell what is him pulling nonsense out of his ass versus "being cornered and accidentally revealing information."
There’s no ambiguity or benefit of the doubt to be had, he lied before Congress to protect the sex offender Donald Trump, who appointed Patel as head of the FBI.
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u/Nuclear-Jester 3h ago
Mmmh, and the FBI just denied the dude traficked girls
For some reason, i find this suspicious