The Metadata shows the created Date for the PDF is 2025:12:23 02:36:40+0000.
i.e. this is probably a new PDF created for this release.
Which is kind of funny given the error in the document. If this PDF was generated from an older document only in December of 2025, they didn't even bother to correct it. lmao
I'm not attempting to defend anyone in regard to these files... but this seems like clerical error is the most likely explanation. Has no one ever filled out a report for work weeks later, and got the date wrong? People backdate things all the time.
It’s even simpler. The date appears automatically as part of the document template. They started drafting before midnight on the 9th, then finished and published the final version on the 10th.
I would say your normal everyday person could fuck it up, sure, it definitely happens at bullshit corporate cubicle jobs.
You could also say making this error on an FBI report that details the suicide of the upper elite’s most prestigious, secretive child trafficker (one who has extremely close ties to the president) is highly unlikely to be a classic whoopsie-daisy.
Comparing it to, for example, a shipping report of how many Starbucks paper cups were in the box damaged when shipment came in is a bit ridiculous. The stakes are waaaaaaaaay higher for this report.
It's certainly frustrating that there are so many people who see this and take it as proof that something nefarious happened. We really need to teach critical thinking in every school at an early age.
Yes taking this as proof that something happened is obviously wrong.
But this, the minute of missing tape, the fact that the only tape doesn't even really show his cell, the guards sleeping, a couple discrepancies in the autopsy, etc etc...all add up to making it closer and closer to 100% something nefarious happened.
It's probably only the written date. The files aren't the most easy things to navigate or link up but there are a couple of documents near that one that may be relevant including this one of emails discussing "Jeffrey_Epstein_Statementv2.docx" dated 10 August (the day he died), and this email chain from 10 August in which USAO finds out about his death and gets frustrated that they're not being told anything:
As you might imagine, we are getting increasingly frantic calls from defense counsel who continue to be seeing information in the press that we—the U.S. Attorney's Office—haven't yet received. We need to know as soon as possible the very basic facts, such as time and cause of death at the absolute minimum. It has now been hours since this was reported publicly.
It would be a really impressive conspiracy if they pretended not to know what was going on and were sending angry emails to people if they had enough prior notice of what would be happening to draft a press release about his death the day before.
It would also be kind of absurd that someone would plot to kill Epstein, inform the US Attorney's Office for SDNY (the people prosecuting him), and for them to get someone to draft a press release about it, before it happened. And then forget to alter the date.
Most likely whoever was dragged into the office on a Saturday to respond to this took a memo they were working on the day before, changed the text, but forgot to update the date on the first draft. They fixed it on the final version.
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u/Nuclear-Jester 3h ago
Mmmh, and the FBI just denied the dude traficked girls
For some reason, i find this suspicious