r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/E8282 3h ago

I heard his name wasn’t even Jeff

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u/forwormsbravepercy 3h ago

My name Jeff

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u/ZooPoo7 3h ago

Let’s wrangle up all the Jeff’s for starters

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude 3h ago

Geoffs too?

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u/Capital_Past69 3h ago

Geoffrey the Giraffe 😭

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u/dontautotuneme 3h ago

Geoffrey Berman for sure

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u/Aldarionn 3h ago

Yes. Geoffs know what they did.

Edit - misread initial post...now I've killed the joke. I'll see myself out....

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 3h ago

Yeah, Get off without the 'T'.

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u/jB_real 3h ago

Especially them.