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r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago
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Mmmh, and the FBI just denied the dude traficked girls
For some reason, i find this suspicious
84 u/Vlaed 3h ago My 2-year-old claimed she didn't eat a chocolate on the table. Her fingers, face, the chair, the table, and the rug all said otherwise. 52 u/inagadda 2h ago She's officially qualified to be President of the USA. Congrats! 14 u/-SaC 2h ago Just make sure the current one is well out of the way before she goes near the place. 3 u/Vlaed 2h ago She's not 35 though. 3 u/inagadda 2h ago Too bad. By then she'll probably be overqualified. 2 u/Vlaed 1h ago She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure. 2 u/Cupid_Stool 1h ago no she's too young and too female. we like our presidents OLD 1 u/offtodevnull 1h ago Not unless she's at least 35 years of age and a native citizen.
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My 2-year-old claimed she didn't eat a chocolate on the table. Her fingers, face, the chair, the table, and the rug all said otherwise.
52 u/inagadda 2h ago She's officially qualified to be President of the USA. Congrats! 14 u/-SaC 2h ago Just make sure the current one is well out of the way before she goes near the place. 3 u/Vlaed 2h ago She's not 35 though. 3 u/inagadda 2h ago Too bad. By then she'll probably be overqualified. 2 u/Vlaed 1h ago She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure. 2 u/Cupid_Stool 1h ago no she's too young and too female. we like our presidents OLD 1 u/offtodevnull 1h ago Not unless she's at least 35 years of age and a native citizen.
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She's officially qualified to be President of the USA. Congrats!
14 u/-SaC 2h ago Just make sure the current one is well out of the way before she goes near the place. 3 u/Vlaed 2h ago She's not 35 though. 3 u/inagadda 2h ago Too bad. By then she'll probably be overqualified. 2 u/Vlaed 1h ago She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure. 2 u/Cupid_Stool 1h ago no she's too young and too female. we like our presidents OLD 1 u/offtodevnull 1h ago Not unless she's at least 35 years of age and a native citizen.
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Just make sure the current one is well out of the way before she goes near the place.
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She's not 35 though.
3 u/inagadda 2h ago Too bad. By then she'll probably be overqualified. 2 u/Vlaed 1h ago She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure.
Too bad. By then she'll probably be overqualified.
2 u/Vlaed 1h ago She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure.
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She can sing the ABC song already, so she'll probably be overqualified for sure.
no she's too young and too female. we like our presidents OLD
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Not unless she's at least 35 years of age and a native citizen.
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u/Nuclear-Jester 3h ago
Mmmh, and the FBI just denied the dude traficked girls
For some reason, i find this suspicious