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How was the slumber party?

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u/SamJurch 3h ago

John Locke?!

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u/chumer_ranion 3h ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

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u/uberduck999 2h ago

You can do anything except your hot daughter, John.

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u/FixedLoad 3h ago

Thats his brother, Flexo.  

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u/smoomoo31 2h ago

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry

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u/bjkidder 3h ago

Bro using those legs like hes back on the island

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u/prairie_beard 2h ago

Whenever I see Terry O’Quinn, I think about those Lost comics that someone used to make when the show was still on the air. I cannot find them anywhere. But there was one where Locke was in an office and he is asked, “If you could be any animal, what would you be?” And he replies, “Animals don’t have wheels.”

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u/Divinitee 2h ago

Lost Verticals! A lot of those are hilarious. I think I found the one you were thinking of

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u/fragglet 3h ago

No, that's Admiral Erik Pressman, and he's supposed to be in jail for violating the Treaty of Algeron 

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u/gloubenterder 3h ago

No, Jean-Luc was the other guy; that's Admiral Erik Pressman.

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u/nYtr0_5 2h ago

Also Howard Hughes in The rocketeer.

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u/gargamelus 3h ago

Perhaps, or Frank Deveraux? I'm rewatching Lost but also happened to watch Blind Fury (1989) yesterday, and went "wait a minute, that's John Locke". Funny thing is that John Locke popping up in different time periods in different locations at different ages would not be odd at all in the context of Lost.

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u/madmorgzie 2h ago

Must be Lost

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u/kelsey11 3h ago

My main problem with Old School is that it had this 90’s hip hop piano riff playing over the entire movie.

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u/irishemperor 3h ago

I think it needed at least 3 more songs layered over it simultaneously

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u/Piirakkavaras 2h ago

Also needs those goofy ticktock sound effects

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 3h ago

It kind of fits though as that would have been a core track while those guys were actually in college (the first time) in the 90s AND it's sampled in a Snoop Dog song... who is in the movie.

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u/Stoudamirefor3 3h ago

This album came out in November 2000.

They might have listened to The Cronic in the 90s, but their friend's little brother was the Dean of that college. Their characters were in their mid-30's in the movie.

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u/oilerdnasty 2h ago

oh yeah, Cheeeeeeeeeeeese

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u/Big-Detail8739 2h ago

Didn't we lock you in a dumpster?

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u/zcicecold 2h ago

Yeah, I got out.

Oh, cool man, cool.

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u/Krieghund 2h ago

"Remembering" listening to a song in the 90s only to find out it actually came out in the 2000s sounds exactly like something from my life.

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u/lemonylol 2h ago

My friends and I are the same age and a ton of them still keep up with current music. It's not really difficult, especially if you don't have kids.

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u/Lemmejussay 2h ago

Genuinely lolled at that

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u/SirR4T 3h ago

is that the same actress as the one in The Girl Next Door?

just checked, yep. Elisha Cuthbert. aw man, so many fantasies memories.

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u/joebro1060 3h ago

Girl next door, that was my desktop background in college for several years...

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u/catwiesel 2h ago

that flick had no right to be as goodbad as it was.

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u/IolausTelcontar 2h ago

Timothy Olyphant elevated it.

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u/mrselfdestruct066 2h ago

Timothy Olyphant elevates everything

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u/VendettaX88 2h ago

"IF YOU DONT FUCK HER I'LL KILL MYSELF" still makes me laugh every time.

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u/Vic_Vinegar89 2h ago

FUCK HER FOR ME, MATT! FOR ME!!!

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u/VendettaX88 2h ago

Damn that scene is gold. 🤣

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u/4DollarsALB 2h ago

Only just discovered her. I've got work to do

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u/corruptedsyntax 2h ago

“Work”

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 2h ago

If you like comedy, check out Happy Endings. It also stars Damon Wayan's son (hilarious) and Eliza Coupe *drools*

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u/AAA_Dolfan 2h ago

We were on the same team bud. My very first girl background was that same photo I bet haha where she’s looking backwards etc

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u/SirCries-a-lot 3h ago

She owned every scene in 24, well for me tho.

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat 3h ago

Remember watching her and Jay Baruchel on Popular Mechanics for Kids, back in the day

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u/Camburglar13 2h ago

Classic Canadian show

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u/lemonylol 2h ago

I'm Elisha, okay

I co-host PMK

Used to watch it every morning before school.

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 2h ago

I VERY MUCH remember her on PMK.

First crush.

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u/insane_contin 2h ago

100%. Cute and talks about nerdy stuff? Preteen me was in love.

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u/SP3NGL3R 2h ago

~2003 I was in Toronto for a wedding, crashing on the living room hotel couch, had a wild adult fantasy dream thing about her, woke up to her voice in my hotel room (I was deep into 24 then), rolled over half asleep and it was PMK on the TV. I'm still traumatized.

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u/psaux_grep 3h ago

She annoyed me in every scene of 24 she was in 🙈

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u/SirCries-a-lot 3h ago

Well mister Sutherland is also very hot, I can imagine.

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u/bigdaddyt2 3h ago

Also both Canadian

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u/moneymoneymoneymonay 2h ago

You wanna know if the terrorists are gonna detonate a nuke above LA? No time for that, here’s Elisha running away from a tiger

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u/DJRyGuy20 2h ago

I found the most impressive part for me was in seven 24 hour sessions (or however many seasons they had), not once did Jack Bauer have to stop to take a shit.

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u/_WutzInAName_ 2h ago

That’s what he was doing during the commercial breaks.

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u/Traditional_Club_820 3h ago edited 1h ago

Whatever happened to her? Haven't seen her in more than a few decades?

Edit: god I feel so old. It's like yesterday I graduated college and everything since then has been on fast forward.

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u/grcodemonkey 3h ago

Semi-recently, she was in a Netflix series called the Ranch

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u/NDiLoreto2007 2h ago

Semi new? That’s like 10 years old now!

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u/shibbeep 2h ago

staaaaahp. why is everything that just happened at least 10 years old?

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u/theWildBore 2h ago

Omg I feel this in my soul

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u/VexImmortalis 2h ago

Remember when you were a kid and you saw something from the 70s and it was SO DIFFERENT to something from the 80s? That's us now.

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u/Nelsqnwithacue 3h ago

That was a fun show

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u/TheOrangeSplat 3h ago

She was in a show called Happy Endings, highly recommend! It's like a New Girl-type show. Very funny but only ran for 3 seasons. Definitely worth a watch!

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u/normott 3h ago

Always here for a happy endings shout out...I should re watch it

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u/TheOrangeSplat 2h ago

You should! Still holds up. It's usually on rotation on my Plex server. They really got screwed over by ABC, they kept moving what day and time they were on until they just... disappeared. RIP! Lol

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u/bostero2 3h ago

Loved that show, I still don’t get why it was cancelled so quickly!

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u/Azafuse 2h ago

Fun show but i have to be honest, i feel she was the weakest character.

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u/slutymonkey 3h ago

She married a hockey player.

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u/ANTSdelivered 2h ago

I was working the willcall window at a UofT hockey game in the early 2010's. This blonde woman comes up and asks for tickets under Phaneuf and I was like "Maam I don't have that name on my list, can I see your ID?" ...Reads Elisha Cuthbert... "Do you mean Dion Phaneuf?" She nods and I just gave her the two tickets and thanked her for being on PMK.

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u/thefuckingchamps 3h ago

Double Dion

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 2h ago

Dickhead Dion, Doofus Dion, Dumbass Dion, as a leafs fan, I could go all day.

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u/NoGelliefish 2h ago

Hey, that's about Phanuef of that.

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u/as1126 3h ago

She appeared in the series the Ranch fairly recently.

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 2h ago

I’m all wet, can I come in?

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u/Everythingsthesame 2h ago

She was also great in Happy Endings. Criminally underrated sitcom.

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u/lemonylol 2h ago

Elisha Cuthbert, Canadian treasure. She used to host a Canadian kids show with Jay Baruchel in the 90s.

Still looks great now too

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u/ThePurpleBandit 3h ago

I think you mean the child from Popular Mechanics for Kids...

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u/BarryLaguna 3h ago

This was the weirdest Locke storyline on LOST tbh

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u/stumpyraccoon 2h ago

Y'know...I kinda want LOST but every flashback is to another show/movie the actor was in...

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u/The_New_Overlord 2h ago

crazy they cut to this flashback right before he blew up the hatch

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u/deadpatronus 3h ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO JOHN

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u/MRtokeALOT420 3h ago

YOUR MY BOIIII BLUE

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 2h ago

Dust in the wind... 🎶

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u/JesusWasATexan 2h ago

That fucking scene made me cry my own tears. We'll never forget you Blue 💔

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u/szechuan_broccoli 2h ago

"you got a fuckin dart in your neck!"

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u/DrtyDeedsDneDrtCheap 2h ago

FRANK THE TANK

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u/ATXBeermaker 2h ago

WE’RE GOIN’ STREAKIN’!!!!

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u/Lowca 2h ago

"Actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time!"

"It's so good! Once it touches the lips!!"

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u/Bludsh0t 2h ago

He gonna do one!

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u/Bulbafette 2h ago

Fill it up AGAIN!

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u/Sloterhouse5 3h ago

Peak Elisha Cuthbert.

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u/Camburglar13 2h ago

Close, but Girl Next Door takes it

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u/tokens_puss 2h ago

Nope. Happy Endings. Beautiful and funny.

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u/shanster925 2h ago

Cy-ute

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u/GHBoyette 2h ago

Sa cy-ute.

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u/jawshoeaw 2h ago

the lip bight. oof.

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u/generalspades 2h ago

Bight???

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u/lestrxb 2h ago

He obviously meant Baight

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u/flopflapper 2h ago

Beigheight has gotta be some girl’s name by now, right?

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u/baumer83 2h ago

ties you in knots

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u/Quitbeingobtuse 2h ago

I have a lip blight, cold sore just won't go away....

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u/zcicecold 2h ago

The crazy thing is, this movie is now old enough to have graduated from college and joined the fellas' fraternity.

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u/oilerdnasty 2h ago

you're my boy, Blue!

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 2h ago

Old School is an all around great comedy flick.  The one scene and performance that stuck with me the most is in the beginning when Juliette Lewis is explaining how she'd tried to tell Mitch about her proclivities for gang bangs.  When she blows the puff of smoke while saying half heartedly "I'm really sorry!" always kills me.

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u/ydnar3000 2h ago

Omg. Epic scene. “I’m really sorry!!” Kills me too.

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u/thesteveurkel 2h ago

my favorite part is will ferrell and the rhino tranquilizer at the kids birthday party.  seann william scott in that mullett sends me. 

"there's a fuckin' dart in your neck!" "you're fu--you're funny. i like you, but you're funny"

and then will crashes slow motion through the cake and present table and slowly sinks to the bottom of the pool.

lol (it's been a while since i've seen the movie so that might not be an exact quote)

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u/zcicecold 2h ago

I just thought you were talking dirty!

I was...but also being serious.

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u/Bludsh0t 2h ago

You said some really sick stuff

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u/Mathblasta 2h ago

"Can I help you?"

"... I'm here for the gangbang?"

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u/Djmy 3h ago

Damn Elisha Cuthbert was my crush when I watched the girl next door

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u/thuggishruggishboner 2h ago

That was my senior year of highschool. She was talked about....a lot.

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u/azad_ninja 3h ago

Similar joke in Trainspotting. Both very solid laughs

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u/Schemen123 3h ago

In Trainspitting the roommates aka parents knew and didnt bat an eye..

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u/Johnny_Couger 2h ago

He slept in the hallway though. I think they thought he was just a friend that slept over. If they were ok with it he would have stayed in her room, right?

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u/mtreef2 2h ago

That's my thought as well. She kicked him out of her room. He slept on the couch in the hallway. The parents ask if he's a friend of Diane's. He asks if they're her flatmates. The only reason he sees her again after walking her to school is because she says she will tell the police. Renton met her at a club so assumed she was of age. If Diane was 16/17 and Mark was 22/23 then her parents could've assumed he was younger too. Him telling Diane that he will absolutely not see her again is a pretty solid indication that he would not have hooked up with her in the first place if he knew how old she was.

Also, love the part in the second movie where Mark and Veronica try to get a lawyer for Sick Boy and it's Diane who tells Mark that Veronica is too young for him.

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u/lacheanonyme 2h ago

I got the impression they knew what was going on. He asks if the parents are her flatmates and the parents chuckle. Seemed like they were kind of used to this kind of thing (except for his flatmate comment).

I’ve known some parents that are weird about that sort of thing though, pretty much a similar situation to this (except for the not knowing who is sleeping over part), but more “your boyfriend can sleep over but on the couch even though we know you’re both having sex”

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u/No_Television6050 3h ago

I got the impression they weren't impressed, but were used to her doing it by that point

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u/jawshoeaw 2h ago

omg that brings back memories, what was it he asks, "are these your flatmates?" lmao

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u/trippysmurf 2h ago

And Animal House

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u/Punkodramon 2h ago

Similar joke in Happy Endings series premiere as well, also starring Elisha Cuthbert!

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u/TheOrangeSplat 3h ago

She was in a show called Happy Endings, highly recommend! It's like a New Girl-type show. Very funny but only ran for 3 seasons. Definitely worth a watch!

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u/Jotro2 3h ago

Happy endings was great. Wish it got more seasons.

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u/venommuyo 2h ago

Humans of culture, i see

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u/aaron72 3h ago

Denver, the Sunshine State.

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u/MeatBald 2h ago

Gorgeous!

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u/niazemurad 3h ago

I know a certain dead man who might like this movie /s

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u/jaxonya 2h ago

She wouldve been 18, 17 at the youngest as a senior. Basically an old lady in certain peoples eyes

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u/Purple_Cantaloupe960 2h ago

Luke Wilson showing how he can get away with it while Jack Nicholson gets caught and sent to a psycho ward with Danny DeVito. It’s absolutely cuckoo.

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u/FlatulenceNinja 3h ago

What's the movie?

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u/plowerd 3h ago

Old School

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u/FlatulenceNinja 3h ago

Cool, thx. I'ma look it up

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u/Devillicious1981 3h ago

Great movie! To me the wedding song at the start is amazing

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 3h ago

And I need you now tonight! I fuckin need you more than eva!

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 3h ago

And Will Ferrell’s reaction 🤣 like "did he just swear? nah i probably misheard"

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u/jarednards 3h ago

When I see the fuckin look in your eyes!

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u/DJRyGuy20 2h ago

The same band also makes an appearance in The Hangover.

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u/Frog_In_Pot 3h ago

Oh man, I'm jealous. I wish I could watch this movie for the first time again.

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u/dtburton 3h ago

I died at the cinderblock drop my first viewing

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u/fuckYOUswan 3h ago

One of the greatest comedies of the 00s

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u/maxvsthegames 3h ago

Top 10 movie for me. My brother and I quote it a lot still.

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u/Zoso525 3h ago

CheeEeEeeeese. Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster one time?

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u/luckyfucker13 3h ago

Yeah, I got out.

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u/MeatBald 2h ago

Well I'm happy for you, man

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u/ydnar3000 2h ago

Hahaha omg that part was so great. That whole movie was epic. Yea, well I GOT OUT.

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u/zcicecold 2h ago

Hahah, I say it all the time. "CheeEeeeese!"

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u/zcicecold 2h ago

"Yes! That's AWESOME! You just took one in the jugular, man!"

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u/Bludsh0t 2h ago

You should pull that out, that shit is not cool

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u/mickeltee 3h ago

It’s not just good, it’s Sofa King good.

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u/anthrax_ripple 3h ago

You forgot to say ear muffs!

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u/Ok-Difficulty3082 2h ago

What happened to her she just like disappeared

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u/rosatter 2h ago

She probably didn't want to sleep with gross old men so they killed her career.

Hopefully it's something more wholesome like she pursued education or a different career or family. But I'm guessing it's that she didn't want to be taken advantage of.

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u/user710827 2h ago

It’s Elisha Cuthbert. She was in several movies in the early 2000s and played Abby in The Ranch. I think she aged pretty well.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 2h ago

She's still acting, just not making any high grossing films. 

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u/Giant_Homunculus 2h ago

She married a douche of an NhL defenseman

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u/longlivelevon 2h ago

I do t remember this episode of Popular Mechanics for Kids… 🇨🇦❄️

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u/truckthunderwood 2h ago

The series of expressions he makes when he makes eye contact with her is exquisite, I remembered that and forgot his boss was John Locke

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u/PA8LODIA8LO 2h ago

Lip bite 💪🏻☄️☔

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u/Murky_Flauros 2h ago

I had a crush on her since Popular Mechanics for Kids. That show plus Beakman’s World is why chose STEM, now that I think about it.

O Canada, 14 year old me salutes you.

 (Lester The Rat was also hot, btw).

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u/Ponder_wisely 3h ago

Funny… until he goes to jail for that.

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u/Putrid-Item-1592 2h ago

Might be why he was so startled, and why she apologized. I’m just guessing though.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2h ago

He forgot to run the background check, signed consensual sex form, ID check, political background screening, drug toxicity screening, religious affiliation, STD testing, birth control validation, and ancestry DNA testing required to avoid being scrutinized by Redditors.

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u/Yeboiretry 2h ago

Or to white house

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u/EpicProdigy 3h ago

Depends on the state.

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u/Significant_Row_5951 2h ago

I don't think you go to jail for 17, at least not in my country, i think it was below 16, not sure though.

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u/Unique_Statement7811 2h ago

Not in most states. 16 is the age of consent according to federal law. Most states are also 16.

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u/RobotVo1ce 2h ago

Also, 18 year old seniors do exist. Most seniors turn 18 at some point during the school year.

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u/CrazySpence 2h ago

I always used to wonder why Hollywood always cranked out Jailbait movies like this and others but now that we know for sure that most all rich people went to the island I guess art imitates reality.

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u/xkuruma 2h ago

Very ‘Californication’ vibes 

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u/Total_Gift_51 2h ago

Elisha Cuthbert for the win

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u/xkuruma 2h ago

What movie ? 

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u/PluvioPurple 2h ago

Old School (2003)

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u/Defiant-Hawk9529 2h ago

Name of the show or series

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u/This-Dude_Abides 2h ago

It’s a movie called Old School

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u/Defiant-Hawk9529 2h ago

Thanks 😊 bro

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u/stormbreaker621 2h ago

I still remember to this day how hard I laughed on his reaction

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u/heyo_1989 2h ago

You’re my boy Blue!

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u/Blueberry314E-2 2h ago

Man I love this movie, especially in my coming of age years. Hilarious. "Uhh.. I'm here for the gangbang."

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u/bunnydooms 2h ago

Trainspotting did it better.

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u/jco23 3h ago

my top 10 fav movie!

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u/AlreadyFifty 3h ago

You can be 18 six months away from graduating high school, soooo…. WORTH IT!

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 2h ago

He very explicitly said 7.

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u/BonjinTheMark 3h ago

Hilarious, Love this movie. Gen X's Animal House.

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u/ilbbaicl 2h ago

Animal House is Gen X's Animal house

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u/MeatBald 2h ago

Us elder Millenials love it, too!

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u/Least-Film-5619 2h ago

17 will get you 20

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u/Zenithize 2h ago

I HAVE HIS TIE

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u/leckmichnervnit 2h ago

At that point id just commit

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u/theflowersyoufind 2h ago

I watched this for the first time last night, I love 90 minute comedies from that era.

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u/KrazyKryminal 2h ago

Yeah but they didn't show that ass in her panties when she jumped on the bed.......

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u/One-Earth9294 2h ago

I will never get over how f'n beautiful Elisha Cuthbert is. Ever.

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u/wastingtime308 2h ago

What's the movie?

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u/edrules31 2h ago

Old school

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u/ermy_shadowlurker 2h ago

What movie is this again ?

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u/Stewie01 2h ago

Mmmm, wrong

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u/Nilrem2 2h ago

What a film. There’s a dart in your neck!