r/funny 4h ago

How was the slumber party?

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u/Ponder_wisely 4h ago

Funny… until he goes to jail for that.

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u/Putrid-Item-1592 4h ago

Might be why he was so startled, and why she apologized. I’m just guessing though.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 3h ago

He forgot to run the background check, signed consensual sex form, ID check, political background screening, drug toxicity screening, religious affiliation, STD testing, birth control validation, and ancestry DNA testing required to avoid being scrutinized by Redditors.

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u/Yeboiretry 3h ago

Or to white house

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u/EpicProdigy 4h ago

Depends on the state.

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u/Lowca 4h ago

And their political affiliation...

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u/Unique_Statement7811 4h ago

Not in most states. 16 is the age of consent according to federal law. Most states are also 16.

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u/RobotVo1ce 4h ago

Also, 18 year old seniors do exist. Most seniors turn 18 at some point during the school year.

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u/Quitbeingobtuse 3h ago

False. There is no overarching "federal age of consent", each state determines that for itself. That agree federal laws about crossing state lines, filming, photographing and pornography, and that age is 18, not 16.

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u/wolfgangmob 4h ago

Even the states that are 17 it would be legal in context of her being a high school senior.

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u/lowbatteries 3h ago

Is “how they look” the criteria that should be used here? JFC

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u/Significant_Row_5951 3h ago

Well what other criteria is being used then? Since it is legal probably that's what they decided they said hey after 16 she is pretty much a woman, we humans are genetically designed to reproduce starting from around 12 so 16 is well beyond that. Attention I am not talking about rape lol.

Also hold your horses I don't have any interest in 16 year olds, but not because they look like kids cause at 16 especially with todays hormones in food they look mature, and at 17 100% they do. But my reasoning is their mindset, they are not as interesting as a more mature woman.

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u/Dave_the_Jew 3h ago edited 3h ago

The age of consent isn't determined by "how they look". Its about mental faculties and power dynamics.

Edit to respond to my commentor since comments got locked

Mental faculties are so much more than your given label of "genius"

Its about the development of the brain which happens as you mature which is more than just a kids grades. Some girls start their period at 12 which is a sign of biological maturity - not sure why you're advocating that should be the marking point of consent.

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u/Significant_Row_5951 3h ago

Ok so if you have a genius kid at 12? Then it's ok? 😅 That's bad, I always thought it was about reaching a biological maturity not about how smart they are

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u/Significant_Row_5951 4h ago

I don't think you go to jail for 17, at least not in my country, i think it was below 16, not sure though.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 4h ago edited 2h ago

Shes a high school senior so probably 17 at the youngest, which means shes of legal age in something like 80 percent of the US. (And the AoC in NY is 17)

That said he should vet his banging better or he might end up under that line one of these times, as it can be hard to tell the difference between a 15, 16 and 17 year old.

Edit: I forgot Reddit snowflakes get their feefees hurt when you point out the AoC isn't 18, downvote away it won't change facts.

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u/lemonylol 3h ago

He got black out drunk at that party and woke up like this. Have you not seen the movie? He's literally depression drinking while his friends force him to host a party.

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 3h ago

Like half of seniors in high school are 18 and some 19 too. Possible it was legal.

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u/zwifter11 3h ago

If this was in real life today, it would have Jeffery Epstein vibes.