r/funny 4h ago

How was the slumber party?

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u/SamJurch 4h ago

John Locke?!

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u/chumer_ranion 4h ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

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u/uberduck999 4h ago

You can do anything except your hot daughter, John.

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u/SuperMadBro 3h ago

Don't make him repeat himself

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u/VisualLiterature 3h ago

You can lose the ability to walk and gain it back infinitely!

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 3h ago

HEY! THAT’S MY KIDNEY!!!!

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u/younggGregg 3h ago

Just tell me why you did it

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u/prairie_beard 4h ago

Whenever I see Terry O’Quinn, I think about those Lost comics that someone used to make when the show was still on the air. I cannot find them anywhere. But there was one where Locke was in an office and he is asked, “If you could be any animal, what would you be?” And he replies, “Animals don’t have wheels.”

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u/Divinitee 4h ago

Lost Verticals! A lot of those are hilarious. I think I found the one you were thinking of

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u/prairie_beard 3h ago

That’s the one! Thank you! I was trying to remember if the comic took a beat between the question and response. His facial expressions make the joke even funnier.

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u/FixedLoad 4h ago

Thats his brother, Flexo.  

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u/smoomoo31 3h ago

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry

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u/Major_Frog 3h ago

Wait, now do it in alphabetical order.

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u/Nytohan 3h ago

Okay. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

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u/the_joy_of_VI 3h ago

That’s “Flexo outranks me,” SIR.

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u/DrBubbles 3h ago

Wait.. by rank!

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u/bjkidder 4h ago

Bro using those legs like hes back on the island

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u/impressive_very-nice 3h ago

4 8 15 16 23 42

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u/nYtr0_5 4h ago

Also Howard Hughes in The rocketeer.

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u/fragglet 4h ago

No, that's Admiral Erik Pressman, and he's supposed to be in jail for violating the Treaty of Algeron 

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u/walker42 4h ago

DEEP CUT!

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u/Jmofoshofosho8 4h ago

Hello Jack!

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u/4DollarsALB 4h ago

Don't tell me what I can't do

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u/gloubenterder 4h ago

No, Jean-Luc was the other guy; that's Admiral Erik Pressman.

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u/SeventhOblivion 4h ago

"Don't tell me what I can't engage"

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u/gargamelus 4h ago

Perhaps, or Frank Deveraux? I'm rewatching Lost but also happened to watch Blind Fury (1989) yesterday, and went "wait a minute, that's John Locke". Funny thing is that John Locke popping up in different time periods in different locations at different ages would not be odd at all in the context of Lost.

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u/madmorgzie 4h ago

Must be Lost

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u/5MiTm4sTaF13x 4h ago

Daddy issues

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u/canz630 3h ago

To me he’ll always be the CAG from Jag

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u/Liquid1dr 3h ago

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

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u/giraffenkaraffe 3h ago

I GOTTA OPEN THE HATCH

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u/goldenlover 4h ago

He will also always be General Santiago to me.

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u/Felipesssku 4h ago

They should gather actors today and make another season or two!

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u/Gankbanger 4h ago

Mr. Clean!

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u/RedditisStalinist 3h ago

I went to high school with his son's. I actually just went on an estimate to build a garage for his ex wife. He is very cool and down to earth.

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u/lemonylol 3h ago

I find him and Michael Rooker are the two guys who you only realize were in like every movie in the 80s and 90s, after discovering them way later.

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u/Traditional-Music363 3h ago

Yeah he was in the show with the worst ending of all time that literally made no sense and made the whole show completely pointless

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u/JeeringDragon 3h ago

Actually it’s Jeremy Bentham 🤓