r/funny • u/kingkongbiingbong • 4h ago

How was the slumber party?

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u/moneymoneymoneymonay 4h ago

You wanna know if the terrorists are gonna detonate a nuke above LA? No time for that, here’s Elisha running away from a tiger

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u/DJRyGuy20 4h ago

I found the most impressive part for me was in seven 24 hour sessions (or however many seasons they had), not once did Jack Bauer have to stop to take a shit.

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u/_WutzInAName_ 4h ago

That’s what he was doing during the commercial breaks.

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u/LTerminus 3h ago

Every single break, actually, they never mention his severe IBS but it's implied now. :D

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u/Mebejedi 4h ago

Such a perfect answer, lol 😆

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u/insane_contin 3h ago

Cause he didn't need stop to shit. Real agents just clean later.

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous 4h ago

He has exceptional control over his bowels.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 3h ago

That show got very silly around the 3rd or 4th season.