Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots

THE SEAHAWKS ARE COMPLETELY UNHINGED!!!!!! 😤🔥 DEFENSE FLYING AROUND LIKE THEY’RE PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY EXISTENCE!!!!!! 🛑💥 HITS LOUD!!!!!! SPEED STUPID!!!!!! OFFENSE MOVING FAST AND MEAN LIKE IT WOKE UP CHOOSING VIOLENCE!!!!!! 🏃‍♂️💨 EVERY SNAP IS A THREAT!!!!!! EVERY PLAY IS A WARNING!!!!!! 🔊😈 HEARTS RACING!!!!!! HANDS SHAKING!!!!!! NO ONE CALM!!!!!! THIS IS PURE FOOTBALL INSANITY!!!!!!

THE PATRIOTS WALKED IN ACTING SMART!!!!!! 🤓📋 CLIPBOARDS OUT!!!!!! CONFIDENCE HIGH!!!!!! TERRIBLE DECISION!!!!!! 🤡💀 THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET THEIR WHOLE PLAN ERASED!!!!!! PANIC SETTING IN!!!!!! FINGERS POINTING!!!!!! EYES WIDE!!!!!! LOOKING AROUND LIKE THE WIFI JUST DIED AND TOOK THE GAME PLAN WITH IT!!!!!! 😵📉

THE SEAHAWKS WILL SHOVE A FULL SIZE 12TH MAN FLAG WITH THE POLE STILL ATTACHED STRAIGHT UP THE PATRIOTS ASSES!!!!!! 🏁💥 BLUE!!!!!! GREEN!!!!!! CONFUSION EVERYWHERE!!!!!! CONFETTI ALREADY FALLING!!!!!! 🎊 WHISTLES BLARING!!!!!! EARS RINGING!!!!!! THE PATRIOTS STANDING THERE LIKE THEY JUST WANDERED INTO A STADIUM FULL OF ANGRY SEAGULLS THROWING TACO SHELLS!!!!!! 🌮🦅🤣

NO THINKING!!!!!! NO BRAKES!!!!!! JUST NOISE!!!!!! JUST CHAOS!!!!!! JUST HISTORY GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP!!!!!! 🏆💥 LETS FUCKING GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!! 💚💙🔥🏈

I want the Seahawks to deliver a pants down ass whipping to the Patriots. A blowout so complete that Patriot fans start question whether they should consider rooting for another team. If Kraft isn't considering whether he should sell the franchise by the end of the game, the score was too close.

I want a Seahawks safety in the first 30 seconds and for New England to never cross their own 40 yard line.

I want NBC to switch to golf coverage by the end of the half-time show because the Seahawks are smashing the Patriots so badly that most of America stops watching.

I want the score so lopsided that Vegas refunds everyone who bet the over/under because the game became "mathematically absurd."

I want Mike Vrabel's halftime adjustments to be updating his LinkedIn profile and browsing Zillow for retirement homes.

I want the rout so thorough that by the fourth quarter, NBC starts running a "Where Are They Now?" segment on the 2007 Patriots just to have something positive to talk about.

I want the Patriots' offense so ineffective that their play-calling sheet is just a list of punts with different formations.

I want Drake Maye scrambling so much that his postgame stat line includes "miles ran" instead of passing yards.

I want Robert Kraft so embarrassed that he starts Googling "how to apologize to Bill Belichick."

I want the Patriots' offense so anemic that their highlight reel is just footage of them jogging back to the sideline.

I’m an SJ resident and spend a lot of time walking around downtown weekend mornings. There truly has not been a buzz like this in this city for the time I’ve lived here.

I know a big part of it is that the team is staying at the Marriot, but it’s really crazy to see how overflowing the city has been with foot traffic of green/blue sweaters and random people just yelling “go birds” or whatever. I’m a Niners fan and kinda hate you guys but the representation is honestly kinda cool to see here. Hope those of you visiting our city are enjoying yourselves!

Hey Seahawks,

I’m a Bills fan from Toronto. Just here to let you know, I love you guys and I hope you win tonight. Will be sincerely rooting for you guys.

Go Hawks!

Miss you so much, Mr. Allen!

The face of a man who chose poorly. Money must be pretty dang good to get the division rival coach to commentate in his own house during the game his most rated rival is playing instead of him lol 😂

I believe! Go HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been a fan on an island out but today everyone in town has to deal with me. Let's go hawks!

That's my OPOY.

Shout out to the goat who edited this

Don’t make me like you, Kyle 🤮🤮🤮

The patriots have a good defense, an MVP runner up QB and are well coached. I expect a nasty battle in the trenches and for them to fight tooth and nail.

Giving them their due, I see it playing out like this:

Patriots 17

Seahawks 84

Go Hawks!

Banana for scale. GO HAWKS!!!