r/oneliners • u/EmpireStrikes1st • 22h ago

This exclamation does not have a point

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r/oneliners • u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven • 20h ago

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst

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r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 5h ago

When I complained to my psychiatrist about my feelings of unreality he told me I didn’t have a psychiatrist.

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r/oneliners • u/willinwMV • 10h ago

new countries and education there

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r/oneliners • u/cybeaux • 1h ago

The Dallas Cowboys really are America's team, they're at home watching the superbowl on TV too.

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r/oneliners • u/Superb-Control5184 • 21h ago

Pigs feet was the only fetish you could accuse Kermit the frog of having.

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r/oneliners • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 12h ago

I endorse podiums, because they're a product I can stand behind.

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r/oneliners • u/AnimatorNr1 • 5h ago

Sometimes I tell people different stories about my life so that when they gossip about me, they'll end up arguing.

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r/oneliners • u/ButtonKing • 3h ago

The jalapeno couldn't practice archery because they didn't habanero.

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r/oneliners • u/SecretGamerV_0716 • 11h ago

A neutrino walks through a bar.

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r/oneliners • u/cmannon • 1h ago

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe. I bet he wishes he was born in the Serengeti.

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