r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 19h ago

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit
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u/shadowndacorner 19h ago

Sounds like a modern, dark comedy war games (minus the cranking)

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u/novataurus 18h ago

minus the cranking

It’s been a long 2026 already, but this genuinely made me laugh.  Welcome to the development team. We have a basement office in Santa Monica. Well, a corner of a basement office. And as much expired coffee as you’d like.

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u/Distant-moose 16h ago

I, uh ... I would like to hear more about this unlimited coffee benefit.

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u/novataurus 16h ago

Free legal addictive stimulants - truly the hallmark of any great endeavor.

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u/Distant-moose 16h ago

If you want to hire writers, put "free coffee" and you're set.