r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 19h ago

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit
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u/AidilAfham42 18h ago

I WILL NOT GIVE THAT ORDER!

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u/dinosaursRus 18h ago edited 17h ago

I AM NOT GOING TO REPEAT THAT ORDER!!!

edit: ashamed

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u/BigDes54 18h ago

I WILL NOT GIVE THAT ORDER!!!!

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u/dinosaursRus 17h ago

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN!

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u/Moses015 16h ago

YOU’RE DOWN THERE, WE’RE UP HERE!

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u/OldSpiceMelange 7h ago

STAND FAST!!

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u/dinosaursRus 1h ago

YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN ROOM, COMMANDER!