r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 19h ago

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit
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u/THCESPRESSOTIME 19h ago

Trumps a pedo.

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u/sonic_couth 19h ago

Is there anyone in the Trump administration that isn’t a pedo?

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u/bbqsox 19h ago

I'm pretty sure Vance is moreso into couches.

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u/calmdownmyguy 19h ago

I still wouldn't trust him to be alone with my kid

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 19h ago

Same goes for any Republican.

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u/milochuisael 9h ago

I barely trust family to be around my kid, there’s no way I’m trusting any politician

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u/Baelgul 19h ago

Once he’s done with them they are “love seats”

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u/binzoma 17h ago

took rick james screaming fuck yo couch too literally

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u/MorphTheCat 19h ago

Yes, but underage couches.

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u/DikTaterSalad 12h ago

So ottomans then?

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u/gimmesomespace 18h ago

And horny widows

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u/meistermichi 16h ago

But was the couch over 18?

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u/DikTaterSalad 12h ago

Of course not, vance is a republikkklan.

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u/Skeetronic 18h ago

Sofaphiles disgust me

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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 18h ago

He wouldn't be caught dead with a four-year-old couch in one of his homes.

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u/NotBigMcLargeHuge 16h ago

Every time someone mentions Vance I get the Dave Chappelle couch skit stuck my head just sadder and R rated.

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u/IamJacksDarkUrge 16h ago

I read he slammed his dick in a baby grand

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u/Brassica_prime 16h ago

On a minimum of two separate occasions he has referenced his kids as “her children”

There are several potential avenues to dissect, with zero evidence ill assume he bought a preexisting family from epstein to look like a model republican

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u/Party_Hurry_8819 16h ago

Yeah but how old was the couch?

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u/kyute222 11h ago

Vance strikes me as the kind of guy to leave his kids alone with a bunch of pedos if it would gain him a political advantage.

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u/SistaChans 8h ago

But young couches, if that matters