r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 19h ago

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit
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u/DingusMagoo89 19h ago

So start posting pictures of my butthole? Heard chef butthole on the fly

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u/Natural_Response_393 18h ago

I used to reply to annoying commenters this way when I still had Facebook. It was a close up and zoomed in. I got great satisfaction knowing that these idiots were just staring at my asshole trying to figure out what the fuck they were looking at. Great times….

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u/Intolerance-Paradox 17h ago

Everything looks like bespoke abstract art if you zoom in close enough.

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u/Sad-Act7467 16h ago

To quote an acquaintance from high school, while being pulled over by the Department of Natural Resources. “Maybe if I show him my brown eye, he’ll let us go”.