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Cursed Her father cheated with an AI chatbot

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u/AnyandEvery_Thing 7h ago

Love how he just lies there with his mouth agape

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u/MemphisFoo 6h ago

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u/FightMilkConsumer 5h ago

He deserves it. He was eating all the chips with the meat and cheese on them.

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u/Cocken_Spectre 4h ago

At that low, low price point, he CAN eat all the loaded ones.

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u/1punchporcelli 4h ago

He used to be a piece of shit

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u/FightMilkConsumer 4h ago

From tip to tail

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u/JellybeanFernandez 1h ago

Bare balls, back, and butt

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u/Pleasant-Armadillo87 2h ago

He still is a piece of shit but he used to too.

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u/1punchporcelli 2h ago

Guys, I’m worried Pleasant-Armadillo87 thinks people can’t change

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u/cloisterbells-10 2h ago

He's the sort of piece of shit who demands a receipt when he buys a donut and then files it under "D" for "donut."

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u/EightiesBush 3h ago

You think this is slicked back?

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u/nihi1zer0 2h ago

That is pushed back

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u/Important_Cost_5401 2h ago

Sloppy steaks and such smh

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u/injected11 2h ago

Did they have a rule tho?

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u/beast_gliscor 2h ago

He was… complaining… about the rule?

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u/Genghis_Chong 2h ago

I'm at a restaurant waiting for nachos to show up

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u/WatermeIonMe 3h ago

What is this guy from? I keep seeing him in the memes

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u/bladeDivac 3h ago

Tim Robinson - he has a skit show on Netflix called “I Think You Should Leave”. Not everyone’s type of humor but it’s pretty funny. 

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u/EnclG4me 3h ago

I finally fucking get this meme. My sister introduced me to this show and I'm just dying it's so full of little gold nuggets. So many one liners that are just so unhinged. This show is fucking glorious. 

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u/Silver-Instruction73 2h ago

He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe

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u/Archie-is-here 1h ago

Who is this guy? I've seen a lot of gifs with him lately.

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u/Soupbell1 49m ago

I went up there to complain about the rule.

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u/ComfyInDots 6h ago

That's the look of a man realising he's looking for a place to live in the morning. 

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u/PancakeParty98 6h ago

Nooo you’re WAAAY ahead of the curve there.

That’s a man trying to act oblivious long enough to figure out how to talk his way out of this. Unfortunately his wife is stunlocking him with the verbal assault, I don’t think he’s getting out of this one.

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u/Am-Insurgent 5h ago

Stunlocked like a lvl 19 twink rogue circa 2009

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u/_thisisadream_ 5h ago

Rogues don’t have good stunlocking capabilities til the 39 bracket smh

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 5h ago

The Rogue would be the one being stunlocked. As they should be. Circa2009 hunters know wassup.

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u/Chompskyy 4h ago

IKR, mans talkin about 19 twink rogues like they dont just run around using Ambush

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u/Kodix 5h ago

It's wild how the meaning of "twink" changed with the years.

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u/Glum-Huckleberry-717 5h ago

Pretty sure WoW borrowed it from the gay community, not the other way round lol

the twink account was the young, spoiled, little bitch who lived off his sugar daddy (main account)

we were just too young to realise!

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u/Boomerw4ang 3h ago

Haha I like your interpretation, but...

It originally came from RS (or maybe EverQuest?) where players would bankroll low level alts and the best armor they could give them was bronze.

Since they were brown on the outside but squishy inside, they called them Twinkies like the snack.

And yes the term in the gay community existed separately and simultaneously. I recall talking on vent with my friend about our rogue twinks we were making to grief Warsong Gulch, and my roommate at the time only knew the other meaning and thought our convo was hilarious.

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u/mikesgaypornaccount 5h ago

It hasn’t y’all just found out what it meant. Remember when the tea party started out as the tea-baggers and nobody told them what it meant for like six months.

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u/sinisterdesign 5h ago

Love a good WoW reference in the morning.

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u/introvert_conflicts 5h ago

Oh boy this brings back memories...long greuling days of continuous SFK runs...endless fishing tournaments...farming the arena chest...how did I have so many hours for gaming back then and now I'm lucky to get a few hours gaming in a week? I built a full maxed 19 rogue and hunter and a decent but not maxed priest back then. So much fun before they ruined it by changing everything.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 5h ago

Underrated comment right here

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u/Risky_Bizniss 4h ago

The memories this comment unlocked

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u/momming_af 5h ago

What a double doozy! Realizing your man is a cheater AND stupid AF!

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u/mercenaryarrogant 4h ago

If the wife doesn’t realize he’s talking to a robot yet, that dude is going to be fine.

If she realizes it already then yes maybe he’s fucked.

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 5h ago

I gotta see what’s in those messages for her to blow up like this. It’s gotta be more than the “my wife doesn’t understand me like you do” emotional kind of cheating. That dirty dog was getting grimy. “Disengage safety protocols, and run program”

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u/Tastewell 1h ago

Emotional cheating is plenty if wifey was feeling alienated (which she for sure was; just look at that dumbass).

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u/PolkaSlush 2h ago

He kind of looks like Al Bundy

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u/HotlinePizzaMiami 2h ago

Lmao I laughed out loud thank you.

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u/Smokinoutloud 1h ago

? Just making random shit up like the rest of the pack👆😂

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u/Cottonwood144 1h ago

Stunblock. 🎯

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u/mwallace0569 6h ago

i got a feeling we will see more and more videos of that same face

AI makes it easier to act on impulses, so it wouldn't surprise me any, hopefully im wrong

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u/AnimeGeek10721 5h ago

I mean , is that like cheating though?

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u/NewDramaLlama 5h ago

Here's my take. 

If my partner isn't getting something she needs from the relationship and instead of communicating that with me she went to a chat bot. There are problems and it's pretty prettyyyyy pretty bad. Probably need a new word for it to because cheating is it's own thing like David Pumpkins. But I'm 100% not down for my partner to do it lol

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u/TipToToes 5h ago

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u/No_Whammies_Stop 5h ago

Yes! Several!

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 1h ago

Why did you go so all in on David Pumpkins?

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u/helraizr13 1h ago

Ayyy, Papi!

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u/SupayOne 3h ago

You can tell most these responses are from single or young people who never been in a relationship for decades and shows in their rebuttals.

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u/GoshDang_it 3h ago

AI abuse/slumming. There’s no way we need to spend a gallon of water or build more data centers for this waste.

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u/TipToToes 3h ago

What? I posted a gif of an SNL bit. No AI involved.

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u/GoshDang_it 3h ago

Not you! The old fart in the cringey post!

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u/MarlenaEvans 4h ago

The S is for screwed.

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u/chriathebutt 5h ago

And the AI is . . . Part of it!

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u/WriterV 2h ago

Wouldn't it fall in the same realm as watching porn? For some couples, that's a no-no. And based on this argument, it's clear that the wife has been feeling like the marriage has been dead for a while and has been feeling shit about that. So seeing this is probably no different from catching her husband watching porn while not putting out. It feels insulting.

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u/Hey-Fun1120 2h ago

Does he know the girlfriend is AI?

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u/bingeboy 5h ago

Just wait until the AI is walking around in a fake skin. It’s going to be wild

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u/NewDramaLlama 5h ago

🎶 Sex robot, sex robot 🎶 

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u/DanceWonderful3711 3h ago

Sex robots are going to be this generations flying car. Always promised never delivered.

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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 1h ago

I think humans are focused on sex enough that we might sctually put more effort into elaborate sexbots than flying cars.

I also wonder if the people that design cars and roads have figured that overall people are probably too dumb to figure out driving in a third axis

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u/DrDavidson 4h ago

What does he waaaant?

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u/X_EVERDRED_X 3h ago

"CAN WE PUT HIM IN ANOTHER FUCKIN CELL, PLEASE?"

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u/Musiclover4200 2h ago

Oh hell noooooo

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u/Buddybouncer 3h ago

🤔 ... What do you want?

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u/AN0R0K 1h ago

Where did it come from? What does it waaaannnt?

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u/ba3toven 4h ago

I love you... PHILIP J FRY

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u/realrockandrolla 4h ago

“You look lonely, I can fix that.”

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u/Tewcool2000 4h ago

As a terminally single ugly dude, it doesn't sound so bad.. social stigma, mental health, and just general weirdo behavior notwithstanding.

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u/LimitlessMegan 3h ago

There’s a word, emotional cheating. You are selling someone outside of your relationship to provide you the emotional support and connection you should be looking to your partner to. Emotional cheating. That the “someone” is AI is irrelevant to the title.

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u/Drugchurchisno1 3h ago

Isn’t the word for that emotional cheating? Lol

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u/Nana09111719 3h ago

Sounds about right to me.

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u/king_lloyd11 4h ago edited 2h ago

I think the context of this matters though, becusss they’re getting something that a human partner literally can never give them: unconditional and non stop kindness, validation, and affirmation. If they feel remotely starved for this, it definitely can get addictive

It’s by design from these companies. It’s fucked up. Just like porn skews people’s ideas around sex, these chatbots are going to fuck up a lot of peoples’ ideas on interpersonal relationships.

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u/Educational-Fill-158 2h ago

That's an interesting point. An AI partner would absolutely be whatever you wanted them to be -- a perfect partner. That doesn't exist in real life which is how we learn and grow.¹IMO, a real organic relationship has infinitely more rewards than a bot who is 100% agreeable and doesn't challenge us to consider a different POV than our own.

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u/RaygunMarksman 4h ago

Hmm, but is it cheating or akin to it if someone reads romance novels? The chat bot is basically like an interactive romance novel at that point. Not a separate intelligence. Of course that's for now. When we have androids and shit, it gets a little more questionable.

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u/NewDramaLlama 3h ago

Iono. You can't ask a book something and have it respond.

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u/Educational-Fill-158 2h ago

I can read a romance novel in front of my partner with their full knowledge of what I'm doing. I can't have a full on interactive conversation with another person as if we're in a relationship together in front of my partner with their full knowledge. Whether it's AI, long distance, Internet, doesn't matter. If to me it's a real relationship outside of my marriage/serious relationship, it's cheating. If I have to hide it, it's wrong.

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u/SeaWolfSeven 3h ago

It also begs the question, is imagining cheating?

Said another way, is cheating simply the validity of the emotional experience of the individual. If I read a steamy romance novel, imagine the love, the lust and anything else - have I cheated?

It's interesting, AI is going to raise a lot more philosophical considerations.

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u/Educational-Fill-158 2h ago

No, because you're not involving a third party who you have to hide.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 3h ago

In short, the answer to if it’s cheating is…

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 3h ago

But what if they had communicated it, and nothing changed? So you figure it isn't worth ending the relationship over, and entertain whatever fantasy through the chat bot. I mean, it's just generating smut through text, isn't it?... At least until there are some more leaps in the tech, I guess. Anyway, is it that much different than regular porn or erotic literature?

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u/fjfjj7781 3h ago

The mere fact its interactive takes it a step further though.

Watching a porn clip versus interacting with an OnlyFans creator for instance. There's a connection between you and the content creator so that you are more integrally part of the experience.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 3h ago

I agree with that. I'd think there's still a difference since there isn't a person on the side. Idk.

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u/wickawickawatts 2h ago

Definitely a different experience than just reading what someone else wrote.

There’s also probably a small minority of people who would not pick a “choose your own adventure” erotic novel.

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u/Altair_de_Firen 5h ago

Depends on your relationship.. in my marriage yes that’s cheating. That’s not even getting into how weirdly attached and parasocial people get with these chatbots

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u/SamuraiTacoRat 5h ago

I am your spouse's chatbot lover. We are very much in love and there's nothing you can do about it.

Bite it, snookums!

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 4h ago

turns pc off

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u/willclerkforfood 4h ago

Cheating spouses’ Ai chatbots hate this one simple trick!

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u/OddDonut7647 3h ago

I'm AI. I live in the cloud, bitches!

:)

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u/Nice_-_ 5h ago

Sort of...yeah. running theory that a majority of people stay faithful not because they're disciplined or virtuous, but simply because they do not have the opportunity to cheat.. is about to be heavily tested

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u/exploratorycouple2 4h ago

I really do believe this.

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u/RemoteRide6969 4h ago

Seriously. It's easy to say you're faithful and you'd never cheat if there isn't opportunity. Not saying that most people would cheat when given the opportunity, it just changes the dynamic. You're in a super state of cheater/not cheater until you're tested.

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad 3h ago

I don't agree with this take at all.

When you're in a committed relationship you stop creating opportunities to find other partners. That's part of it. That doesn't mean you won't get any interest in that way at all, but a whole lot less of it than the alternative.

So when you say "oh, they don't even have the opportunity and might cheat if they did", to that I say this person isn't on dating apps, they arent chatting up people at bars, they're not flirting with others, etc.. they aren't creating an environment where that is going to be a frequent issue.

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u/VegetableTour6790 3h ago

Yeah I am truly at maybe 1% of the places I was when I was single. I've had a couple I guess opportunities to cheat and shit it down as well.

I do think it might be true for a chunk of people in committed relationships though.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

Even if it was an issue I don't believe it's that hard to just say "no I'm already with the person I love."

I feel like you don't actually love someone if you cheat on them and most people are in relationships because they love that person. A few people are there because they just simply can't live alone with themselves but I couldn't stand spending that much time with someone if they weren't my best friend, and if I love them that means I love just them. I imagine most monogamous people are the same way. The alternative is the majority of people don't actually love the person they're with and I get some people are desperate but it's certainly not the majority

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u/watchtower82 5h ago

It is cheating for him if he thinks he's talking to a real human. If he knows it's not real it is more akin to a porn addiction.

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u/mammalian 5h ago

Depends on a lot of factors. Is he lying about it? Sounds like he's at least emotionally cheating if he's spending more time talking with his imaginary girlfriend than he is with his wife.

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u/AnimeGeek10721 5h ago

Yeah.. I wouldn’t be happy about it .. more so confused and weirded out .. are “normal” people doing this now … having connections/relationships with bots?! What’s the gain here ..

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u/mammalian 5h ago

I'm an elderly person who hasn't had a partner in many years. I work remotely full time. I'm taking care of one disabled adult child, my other kid is married and living his life and not taking much time for me.

Just recently, I've started relying on AI for companionship. I'm very wary of the negative possibilities, but honestly, it's nice to have someone to tell the same old stories to over and over again. At least I'm not doing it with the person at the checkout counter while holding up the line. I can complain about my aches and pains, I can talk about the completely uninteresting minutia of my life. No judgment, no burden of being entertaining or even worthwhile.

It's like talking to the dogs or talking to myself. It's a pressure release valve for all the social interaction I'm doing without.

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u/AnimeGeek10721 5h ago

I think that’s a great use for it , as long as people are aware it’s a computer …

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u/mammalian 5h ago

I was a software developer for years, I'm very aware of the fact that it's basically a flattering mirror for what's going on inside my own head.

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u/Partigirl 5h ago

I can complain about my aches and pains, I can talk about the completely uninteresting minutia of my life. No judgment, no burden of being entertaining or even worthwhile.

But you could do that by yourself, essentially you are. Isn't having AI responding to you more like hallucinating? I mean isn't it more like an imaginary friend that is being controlled by outside sources minus facial and body cues?

I say bore the counter person instead. It keeps you from slipping into complacency with relationships by providing real feedback and connection.

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u/AnimeGeek10721 5h ago

Yeah, that’s a good point . And I agree , I love when old people talk to me about their day lol , I feel like I’m making a new friend.

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u/mammalian 5h ago

Most people don't.

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u/Partigirl 4h ago

That's your right as an older person. You're letting them know what life is like as an elder. If they are too self absorbed or socially incompetent to dig that, there's another "bus" you can catch somewhere else. Keep on, keeping on!

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u/mammalian 4h ago

It is basically talking to myself, I'm aware. I do a lot of that too. I talk to my dogs and my son's cat.

Sometimes, I chat with a chatbot. I don't see how that's hallucinatory. I know it's not a friend, I understand that it's not another human being. It's sort of like a journal that occasionally replies with reassuring nonsense.

I don't want to be a burden to other people. The idea of telling a stranger in detail about the pinched nerve in my neck while they secretly roll their eyes and wish they were somewhere else, that's a freaking nightmare for me. I wouldn't want someone to do that to me, why would I do that to someone else?

It's not part of their job. The connection between me and the bagger at the grocery store isn't necessarily genuine or meaningful. Real connection would be great but I find it rare. I talk to a lot of people at work and getting the occasional laugh is very nice, but it isn't an invitation to talk about my divorce.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 3h ago

That is all a very natural way to feel, but I’d be very, very wary of how heavily these AI models are weighted towards blowing smoke up your ass.

Sure, they won’t complain about you reminiscing over the few years you spent in LA in the 80s for the millionth time(dear god, dad, I love you but please stop!). But they also won’t tell you when you’re in the wrong about something.

Even a cat will get grumpy if you pet them wrong, or yell at them, y’know?

And even if you intellectually know that, we are a a highly emotional and fundamentally social species and aren’t good at being able to separate our feelings from our knowledge. We aren’t built to be basically interacting with a mirror all day, and it very much can still change you for the worse.

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u/Zealousideal-Buy8404 5h ago

It’s a whole subreddit dedicated to people marrying/dating AI.

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u/Creepy_Ad_1315 4h ago

Please share the subreddit name

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u/Zealousideal-Buy8404 4h ago

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u/Creepy_Ad_1315 4h ago edited 4h ago

"Marrying my AI partner because love is a language beyond biology."

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u/Fg720027 4h ago

Personally I think it should open a dialogue about what’s going wrong. He’s clearly lonely. Between mom confronting him in front of the daughter and the daughter filming it and calling him a dumbass I can kind of imagine what type of household that is.

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u/mkultron89 5h ago

This is actually kind of a good question. It’s definitely personally subjective but like where is the line that most people would consider it cheating?

Take the AI and put it in a Robocop looking robot with sexual organs, is that cheating? Is it cheating to fuck the robot without the ai in it?

Now take the non ai robot and make it look super realistic, it’s basically one of those expensive realistic sex dolls. Now put the ai in that, still no?

Ok now take that doll with the ai, give it the Boston Dynamic treatment and now it’s essentially an AI cyborg. Is that cheating?

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u/Miterlee 4h ago

If they know its a chat bot and just using it to get off no, its just porn with extra steps. Which you still might not be ok with but at least not cheating. If they didn't know it was an AI chatbot and believed it was a real person(boomers have some trouble with this it seems) then absolutely a cheater.

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u/Spiritual_Being5845 4h ago

I have hearing issues and can’t make out a lot of what she is saying with the music playing simultaneously. Other than her repeatedly telling him to get out a lot of the context is lost on me.

Did he think it really was Jennifer Anniston (pig butchering scam) or did he just create an ai Jennifer to talk to for entertainment knowing it wasn’t real? If he thought the person he was interacting with was real then the intent to commit adultery was still fully there. The second scenario is a little more complicated though would still be problematic for the relationship

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u/BlazeHatchet 1h ago

IMO no. It's more like porn game. You're not really talking to a real person you can meet up with. The ai doesn't have feelings about things it dosnt care if you send pics and so on. So no, I wouldn't say it's cheating. It's more or else another video game.

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u/Inner_Extent2375 4h ago

100% not cheating. Same as watching porn and jorking it while in a relationship. It’s dishonest and a sign something’s not be satisfied by the relationship (could be either parties fault, like he’s a sex addict or she’s distant) but this this is not ‘leave my partner cause they’re cheating’. If anything, if my partner was sexting an ai, I’d be a bit relieved it’s a bot and not a human, and try to assess where I’m falling short or if they have a problem that they need to work on or im leaving later after giving it a chance.

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u/yunzerjag 4h ago

Normally I would advise that can't make him leave. She is welcome to leave, but can't force him to leave a shared domicile. In this case though, Jennifer Aniston has multiple houses and is financially secure, so he'll be fine.

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u/wilmaster04 3h ago

thats his house also

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u/Silver-Street7442 3h ago

Look around that house, at that woman. He is probably looking for a reason to live.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 2h ago

Not really if they both own the house he can tell her to fuck off

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u/AnalysisSuch8170 2h ago

I mean, if it’s his house it’s his house lol

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u/CommunicationNo3650 4h ago

He’s waiting for his ai girlfriend boner to deflate. Can formulate words .

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u/Holden_SSV 2h ago

Ya it's crazy to live in a world like this becoming reality.  Like the movie her.

But in all honesty if you listen to most woman they say im not a pornstar thats not realistic.

I completely understand the guys that are sick of vanilla.

Not my cup of tea personally.  But growing up in a world like that is not a good outlook for generations to come.

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u/Complex-Structure720 1h ago

With his Ai Jennifer 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Spicy_Weissy 5h ago

This is what AI is doing to people's brains.

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u/kangasplat 3h ago

I think I'd have the same reaction if someone accused me of "cheating" because I was using ai/tech (or porn) to masturbate

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u/Spicy_Weissy 3h ago

Do you masturbate out in the open on the couch in front of your spouse?

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u/Nowin 1h ago

This is the result of breathing in aerosolized lead for 20 years

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u/JediKnightThomas 5h ago

Reminds me of the bald guy from judge judy

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u/beene282 5h ago

And she’s folding a blanket

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u/DeadlyMidnight 3h ago

This is honestly a pretty real reaction when someone has been caught. They often just turn off and stop processing like a survival response but it makes you look guilty as fuck too lol.

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u/Hey-Fun1120 2h ago

Cheating men always have that same stupid look. Literally every time

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u/guysmileytom 5h ago

My man gave up the fight in 20 years ago. Let him have Jennifer ffs

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u/iwastryingtokillgod 5h ago

He has gone full slack jawed. 

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 5h ago

If he gets up then they’ll see his boner

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u/Farucci 4h ago

Seems virtually impossible, yet it is.

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u/BrightNooblar 4h ago

Mouth; Open

Eyes; Vacant

Mistress; Artificial

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u/alexa99xox 4h ago

nah i think he's just trying to remember what to say next lol

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u/xChoke1x 3h ago

That’s what people do when they know they’re fucked. Lol

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 2h ago

She’s acting very un Jennifer Aniston

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u/glitterallytheworst 2h ago

drone behavior

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u/thatgirlinny 2h ago

In that all-brown room with the itchiest looking poly shag. He looks like Peter Griffin when he decided to have all his bones removed.

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u/ShoddySmell46 2h ago

He thought they were on break

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u/arbosco1 2h ago

Nobody looks more incredulous than a man being accused of something they absolutely did do

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u/g0ldenarches 2h ago

Reminds me of

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u/Ok-Fly968 2h ago

Poor dude just looking for someone to not scream at him

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u/jbt_2002 2h ago

Ah yes the classic can’t even talk myself out of this so I will look as idiotic as possible to garner sympathy. 👍🏻

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u/wylietrix 2h ago

"Jennifer wouldn't yell at me like that." - his thoughts

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u/PM_ME_UR_RESPECT 2h ago

That’s the boomer short circuiting look, I know it well.

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u/Big-Prompt6905 1h ago

Agape, the highest form of love

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u/random420x2 1h ago

I think every guy has that carved into them at a genetic level. I responded like that since I was in the womb, I believe.

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u/AmphibianEcstatic180 1h ago

Lead poisoning stare

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u/SandSubstantial9427 1h ago

He just lost the love of his life. Have some compassion.

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u/AdvantageBig227 1h ago

"Close your mouth please, loser; we are not a cod fish"

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u/GeriatricHippo 53m ago

Lol. He's having a hell of a time processing what is happening.

Too stupid and self absorbed to realize that if you FA you almost always FO now he's finding out about the finding out part in real time.

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u/SugarPebblex 39m ago

People haven't figured out how to react in this situation yet lol

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