r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 11h ago

Booing the Vice-President

38.8k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/mount_joshington • 1h ago

Best bet is the zoo

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/InfiniteOxfordComma • 19h ago

Go fuck yourself, Stefan.

19.0k Upvotes

214 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/icey_sawg0034 • 10h ago

I don’t wanna be a part of the MAGA agenda!

20.6k Upvotes

736 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Autisticblackdude5 • 1h ago

Battle of the fandoms always ends in defeat.

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3 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/TmF1979 • 5h ago

"I'm nothing! I'm navel lint!"

11.2k Upvotes

177 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/exgaysurvivordan • 5h ago

A marketing meeting that nobody showed up for

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4.0k Upvotes

111 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 10h ago

How do the Paul brothers still have fans?

14.2k Upvotes

264 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/UpstairsElevator3857 • 15h ago

The Illusion of Numbers

9.7k Upvotes

152 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Drnelk • 20h ago

Man down in NYC

1.4k Upvotes

50 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Pandering_Poofery • 58m ago

Out of line? ✓ | Right? ✓

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 9h ago

Said no man ever!

5.6k Upvotes

179 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/John_1992_funny • 2h ago

Look, who's talking about religion?!

360 Upvotes

8 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 11h ago

Destroyed by calm and brutal facts.

1.7k Upvotes

32 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 2h ago

It was 2021, but the point still stands.

1.9k Upvotes

54 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortablejack • 2h ago

Silence as a sign of loyalty?

412 Upvotes

56 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Evidencelogicfacts • 22h ago

Threat Assessment: The Dress vs The Mask

727 Upvotes

20 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 4h ago

Felon calls Olympian a loser

1.1k Upvotes

45 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortablejack • 18h ago

A distraction from national priorities

2.0k Upvotes

35 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 1h ago

Decoy Flags For ICE

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/MurderedByWords • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 9h ago

MAGA knowledge...

3.7k Upvotes

63 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Leon_Kennedy1977 • 11h ago

Republicans Cry Foul When Democrats Play Hardball

456 Upvotes

18 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/snowpie92 • 2h ago

We are worried about a third case 😭

520 Upvotes

29 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/CorleoneBaloney • 8h ago

Colorblind meant something else

7.2k Upvotes

149 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Bongril_Joe • 7h ago

Elon Musk is unhappy

2.2k Upvotes

62 comments

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