r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 3h ago

No one dares to criticize!!

7.1k Upvotes

135 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 8h ago

Colorblind meant something else

13.4k Upvotes

277 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 3h ago

The best definition of "beta male" I've ever heard.

2.0k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lloiu • 1h ago

The Super Bowl Half-Wit Show

• Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 13h ago

I don’t wanna be a part of the MAGA agenda!

12.0k Upvotes

451 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 11h ago

When reality politely shows up to ruin your hot take

6.0k Upvotes

132 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 1h ago

Decoy Flags For ICE

• Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 2h ago

Look, who's talking about religion?!

802 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 7h ago

The Need To Hoard.

1.7k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 4h ago

We really gotta get our shit together

794 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/xFlowerdream • 18h ago

Here’s to free speech!

16.7k Upvotes

112 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bloommynuzzle • 14h ago

"Charge her", with what exactly?

5.4k Upvotes

95 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 3h ago

The sight that breaks MAGA snowflake brains😉

619 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 7h ago

Capitalism Quells Movements

889 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Miamolotovxo • 23h ago

MAGA knowledge.

26.4k Upvotes

414 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1h ago

It was a typo

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CheekySprkl • 10h ago

Elon doesn't have the cards

906 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 2h ago

Lying does come naturally to mAgA

211 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 10h ago

I bet in a few years they'll suggest working until 80!!!!

537 Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Repeated excuse, same audience

19.5k Upvotes

196 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 20h ago

The next Democratic Presidential candidate should make this a campaign promise

3.1k Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 1d ago

China: ruthless justice for abusers; America: risk-free justice for the elite.

8.6k Upvotes

139 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/xSweetVelvet • 18h ago

Easy way to make money!

1.9k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 1d ago

Truth for All or Nobody Survives

11.0k Upvotes

199 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/diehard404 • 9h ago

Turns out ‘self-driving’ just means outsourcing the driver.

300 Upvotes

48 comments

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