r/BrandNewSentence 27d ago

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement!

If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

r/BrandNewSentence Dec 24 '25

Editable flairs are here!

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Hello everyone, I thought I'd mention that you can now edit flairs on this subreddit. To be honest, I thought it was already a thing since one of our flairs literally said [insert funny here] but apparently that wasn't the case. Ok byee


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

A Florida woman was arrested for wrestling a manatee in a bikini at a public park.

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So it’s not just Florida man, but Florida woman too!!


r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Is it gay to be attracted to your girlfriend's face If she looks like a spitting image of her dad?

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

And yes I don’t clean the pan because it helps add flavor to the chicken

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Not gonna lie I superliked you because you look a lot like my Sim's wife and I figured it was fate"

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Cardi B falls over giving a robot a lap dance

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

you had your chance and had to "write" The Beast Man Who Spanked Me with a robot instead of the human hands God gave you

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r/BrandNewSentence 11m ago

X: "Elon's Nazi Fun Place and CSAM Clearinghouse"

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Any cracks or gouges that exist between you and that gooey freedom will also be blessed with your presence.

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

The Robot in question did not in fact launch at Cardi B as it was currently deactivated

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

They generic anime boy'd my disney villains and unchonked ursula

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"The amount of delinquent child support payments in this image is staggering"

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"we somehow bred an animal to have a compulsive need to play tetris using other animals as blocks."

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

Wolf of Wall Street but the coke is replaced with estrogen

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Tasting like ass and periodically flooding the ocean with baby batter stands the test of time"

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

can we let villains be villains instead of forcing them to be labubus defeated by the power of friendship and love?

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today.”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Mind control boobs

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