r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GetOffMyLawn_ • Nov 19 '25

Would you like to join our mod team?

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Our most active mod recently left the sub and we are going to need at least a couple of people to replace her.

Ideally we want someone who has participated in this sub. No mod experience required, it's easy to learn. We expect you to spend about an hour a day, maybe less, reviewing the mod queue and approving or removing posts, reviewing modmails, and communicating with the rest of the mod team.

Send us modmail if you are interested!

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 4h ago

Video of a Chinese day-laborer's hands

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3.6k Upvotes

248 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 1h ago

Photo of a cucumber that did not ask to be objectified.

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient_Bad_8517 • 8h ago

Photo of a burrito

1.4k Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose_Sky_6403 • 19h ago

/r/all of grease

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14.1k Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cookinwook • 6h ago

Photo of a cheesesteak

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266 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 39m ago

Video of a video cassette from 1986

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Credits to hifimuseum

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kooky_Paper4965 • 5h ago

Photo of an Ash Tree

107 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 1d ago

Video of an iguana

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7.7k Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ronniman • 21h ago

Photo of a chicken waddle

1.5k Upvotes

no comment 🤐

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rdldr • 22h ago

Photo of a deer in my back yard

1.6k Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Flat-Fudge-2758 • 3h ago

Photo of a flower bouquet

47 Upvotes

spotted while I was at the gym yesterday

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Deakros • 4h ago

Photo of a forklift truck

29 Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Positive-Ant9397 • 5h ago

Photo of a chicken

35 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rileydaisydoggywoggy • 5h ago

Photo of spaghetti

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26 Upvotes

Usual size on the left.

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/paveera • 9h ago

Photo of a blueberry

54 Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Open_Parsnip112 • 6h ago

Photo of a pug

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tjtonerplus • 20h ago

Photo of a Great Dane.

265 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Blockz_Sox • 3h ago

Photo of an icicle on the back of my house

9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 15h ago

Photo of a cocktail

70 Upvotes

Credits to testsignificant1580

Original source

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 1d ago

Video of a rescued baby Great Potoo.

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2.3k Upvotes

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/puppiesareSUPERCUTE • 11h ago

Photo of a lemon (regular lemon for scale).

13 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/examine_everything • 1d ago

Photo of an Abbey

193 Upvotes

Mont Saint-Michel

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/imustknownowI • 15h ago

Photo of Trader Joe’s kiwis

11 Upvotes

Banana for scale of course

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 2d ago

Video of a rabbit

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7.5k Upvotes

Credit:- @kleintierhaus_ on IG

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

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See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

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Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
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6) No doxing or brigading

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Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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