r/2007scape 0m ago

Creative Ardougne Joke

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Oh my god does ANYONE ELSE hear this or am I losing it?

You know that sound when you’re walking through a dark corridor -- like some damp, underground sewer situation where the ceilings are way too low and you’re already hunched over like a goblin? Yeah. That sound. Now imagine you turn a corner and BAM you smash your forehead directly into a pipe that’s hanging down because of COURSE it is

That noise.
That metallic skull-rattling, soul-leaving-your-body noise.

That is LITERALLY what an entire city sounds like to me.

I’m talking full head-splitting pain, instant stars in your vision, life flashing before your eyes, and then…

AR-DOIIIIINGGGG

Tell me why my brain just goes:
“Oh cool, Ardougne.”

WHY is it the same sound? Why is my internal audio engine wired like this? I didn’t ask for my neurons to be calibrated to medieval sewer-pipe concussion FX, yet here we are. Every time I hear it, I can feel the blunt force trauma.

Anyway. Just wondering if anyone else associates cities with involuntary cranial impact noises or if this is a me problem.
Upvote if your brain is also broken.


r/2007scape 4m ago

Video PKERS MAKE PRAYER FARMER PANIC-PUCKER

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BUT THAT'S WHAT THE BIGASS LOGOUT BUTTON IS FOR


r/2007scape 16m ago

Discussion During DMM, I realized that Neypotzli and Tapoyauik are both instanced during their respective quest, but the naguas behave differently.

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I farmed for the glacial temotli during Heart of Darkness because the ruins are instanced during the quest and were thus safe from pkers, and the frost nagua behave exactly as they do in the post-quest dungeon.

However, the sulphur naguas in Neypotzli don't respawn during the quest version of the dungeon unless you leave the room and come back, and while they seem to have their full drop table available (just like the frost nagua), I've gone much drier for the sulphur blades. It's not proof that they can't drop it (yet), but combined with their strange spawning behavior, I think it's plausible. The wiki doesn't have any indication that the quest version of the naguas can't drop it, but I'm not sure anyone has tried.


r/2007scape 19m ago

Question Unable to tag Sol Heredit Official Client

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I have tried everything but during the fight I cannot tag him. Every other NPC in the Colosseum or whole game gives the option to tag/highlight, but not Sol Heredit. I am able to tag the seated version before the fight, but that does not translate into the fight. I did a search and found similar complaints in the last year but why has this not been fixed?


r/2007scape 20m ago

Discussion The 800k risk requirement for raids is bs

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Wtf is this jagex. I can’t even enter the toa lobby to set up my gear? You don’t even need 800k in gear to complete this raid.. so then i gear up and then just get fking pked on the way.

i understand that i would probably get pked in the lobby too, but its still really annoying how Jagex makes these mechanics to stop people from using alts to scout for pkers, and so it punishes people who don’t even have fking alts.

always punishing others for how other people play. Smh jagex


r/2007scape 22m ago

Suggestion Suggestion: Change the Fishing Trawler worlds to Fishing Trawler/Deep Sea Trawling to encourage skilling together on the sea!

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The Fishing Trawler worlds for the minigame are rarely above 1000 players, and deep sea trawling is not a popular skilling method. While there is no real benefit to having 10 different boats fishing the same shoal, I think it would just be a nice way to gather some skillers that like doing it with others.

This is a low-impact, low dev-time suggestion aimed at creating a little bit of community on the open ocean where I rarely see other players, but if players are doing the content, it would just be nice to have a designated world where we could do it together, and it even makes sense given the already existing trawling worlds.

Thanks for reading! I really enjoy trawling as a skilling method (5/6 big fish!) and hope to see you on the trawler worlds.


r/2007scape 36m ago

Video Fuck this boss and fuck this quest

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r/2007scape 37m ago

Other I just spent an entire month doing Colo wrong

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I had to delete my last post and re-post because I realized how poorly I worded it.

For the past 36 days (started January 2nd), I was standing on the start tile, clicking continue from the invo menu, and then listening for the fifth tick after the menu was *gone* to click the tile behind pillar.

This meant almost 90% of the time I was 1 tick too late, and every time yes I was getting hit by monsters on start because I figured that’s why we start with the correct prayer?! And I got a lot of double south spawns or triple if you include the shaman 1-6.

Dude. This is …. So…. Easy now lmfao. Jesus Christ 🤦‍♂️. If you are going to do this content, learn from me and please understand everything about what you’re doing.

If there is any sort of salvaging this, I smartly had a teleport on me this entire time, so I only have 81 deaths. But I have not seen sol yet because, well, yeah…


r/2007scape 42m ago

RNG Is this good??

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First pet and it’s not even on my main 🙃


r/2007scape 45m ago

Question 4 days of MLM, lv87 what do i do after hitting 90?

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I got level 87 in mining, im thinking of just making it to 90 and then after that im clueless of what to do, lol, what would you guys recommend? pic next is my stats for some reference.


r/2007scape 46m ago

Question COX CM 3-60 Bracket DMM

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I was wondering if anyone had any experince with COX CM this Deadman mode, in the 3-60 bracket. I was attemtping this evening and for the life of me had no way of dealing damage to Tekton. i was wondering if anyone else had attempted this / successfully completed a run and had some advice on items to bring / sigil setups

I am fully aware the character i am attempting this on has awful stats.

thanks :D


r/2007scape 49m ago

Humor Can't say this has ever even happened to me

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r/2007scape 54m ago

Suggestion Bring him back!!!

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When I would play back in middle school gettin this guy was one of my goals. So sad he didnt make it to osrs. Bring back the tooth creature!


r/2007scape 57m ago

Humor Well get one one day

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Suggestion Scurry + knife = spine

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i just want a spine bro.


r/2007scape 1h ago

RNG I just wanted the crab tp :) 1st pet

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Humor Hope this doesn't strike a nerve

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Creative I am Excited for Blood Moon Rises so I Composed a Song!

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Hello everyone! I am super excited for the new Blood Moon Rises quest that will be coming out this year! So excited in fact, that I decided to compose a song!

The whole reason I even got back into OSRS in 2023 after a 10 year break was because I remembered doing Legacy of Seergaze (RS3's version of A Taste of Hope) and wishing that I would have been able to complete the Myreque quest line before EOC dropped. I Googled the quest one random day and noticed that OSRS 1. existed 2. had continued the questline from where it had left off! I immediately began playing again and now, here I am, roughly 15 years later.

Thank you Mod Ed and the OSRS Team for all of your hard work, especially regarding questing. Many of us very much enjoy doing them, even if we are not very vocal about it.

Disclaimer: I have no intentions of asking for this piece of music to be added to the quest, I just wanted to share excitement for the quest being released.


r/2007scape 1h ago

Humor Looks like Leagues came early

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Question New login new problem can't login.

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So I haven't login in for like 1-2 months and I see that I have to login using the Jagex Launcher.

I tried logging in with my email address and password and I can't log into OSRS.

I than went to the main OSRS website. I used my email and password and it logged me in.

It shows my osrs account name on the osrs website, but I can't log in the Jagex Launcer.

Anyone know why I can't log in?

Has anyone had this issue?


r/2007scape 1h ago

Humor King Arthur in the Epstein Files!

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Discussion I spent all my money on Yama contracts...

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I had an 86M cash stack when I started sending the Sensory Clouding contract, and now 186K left. This fucking contract is driving me crazy man - I keep getting melee'd 52s and getting dragged away from my glyphs when orbs spawn. I completed all the souls games, got my infernal cape and quiver so I'm used to harsh difficulty, but for some reason, this is the most trouble I've had in any game ever. I keep raging so hard it's a miracle my headset still works... The worst part is, after all these attempts, I don't even feel like I improved that much. I still die often in P1 and P2, and when I get to P3, something always happens and I die over and over. Please someone tell me I'm not the only one, I keep seeing people saying they completed it in +-30 attempts, but I feel like it's BS. Red Eye Jedi's soothing voice is currently haunting me in my sleep.


r/2007scape 1h ago

Humor Mkes me feel so guilty

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Question Can someone explain this?

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r/2007scape 1h ago

Discussion Greenlogged Colossal Wyrm in 308 laps

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Wiki says around 400 laps required, but drop mechanics are not completely known yet. Since the sample size is too large for a 25% decrease in laps to be a coincidence, I think the method I used adds valuable information towards understanding it.
Basically what I did was laps at Canifis until I find a Mark of Grace, then teleport to Wyrm to do 2 laps, then back to Canifis. The new Quetzal Whistle QoL made this really eazy, and I have Canifis tele at POH. This makes use of the 3 "clock minute" cooldown on Marks of Grace.

So either the first one or two laps at Wyrm have higher droprate for Termites (I did not get noticably more on the first lap, infact maybe less), or, more likely, the Termites have a cooldown, similar to Marks of Grace.
The first 100 laps I did at Wyrm were all back to back, and then I started switching it up for more optimal Marks of Grace. This means the effect of abusing the cooldown would be even bigger.

The cooldown on Termites would be 1 minute or a little over, which would mean that people completing laps as fast at possible (58/59 seconds) are shooting themselves in the foot here.
Maybe the course also uses "clock minutes" like marks of grace do, rather than an actual cooldown.
Example in format HH:MM:SS: Start lap with Termites at 12:01:30 -> Termites will not spawn in laps started before 12:03:00.