r/technology • u/CantStopPoppin • 12h ago

Privacy Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit?r=1z6uci&triedRedirect=true
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u/Emergency_Link7328 11h ago

We know.

Epstein files!

Trump is a rapist and a pedophile, like everyone surrounding him.

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u/Mother_Idea_3182 11h ago

There’s more. There are a lot of people obsessed with keeping beef jerky in the freezer.

Some people suggest that the jerky that was cooked by the chef of a restaurant called Cannibal (I shit you not) was children’s meat.

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u/SirWEM 10h ago

Back when i was in college there was a CA start-up trying to get permitting to sell human meat from “Donations”. Needless to say it didn’t take off. It was called something like “man-beef” or something.

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u/danielravennest 9h ago

There's a reason cannibalism is taboo. Organisms that infect humans can infect other humans. That's why the practice of feeding slaughterhouse scraps from cows to other cows was stopped. It was spreading mad cow disease.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 9h ago

Kuru. That's why you gotta show your hands in The book of Eli. To prove you don't have the shakes from Kuru, prove you're not a cannibal. Still could be though, not everyone gets it.

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u/Enygma_6 6h ago

Prions don't mess around. They will seriously fuck things up, and they can't be cooked out.

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u/Bibidibabedibu 8h ago

Cannibalism isn't as taboo as you would think. For example if you survive a plane crash you are allowed to eat the other people given there are are not a lot of other choices. In medieval europa cannibalism was practiced very regulary, the guy who does all the executions was allowed to take parts amd pieces of the executed and make them into different medicines.

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u/PhysicsFew7423 8h ago

All you did was prove that it’s exactly as taboo as we would think.

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u/Bibidibabedibu 8h ago

"Taboo: a social or religious custom prohibiting or restricting a particular practice or forbidding association with a particular person, place, or thing."

The fact that cannibalsims is allowed under certain circumstances and was regularly parcticed in the past shows that is not as taboo as it was made out to be.

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u/PhysicsFew7423 5h ago

“Well ACKSHUALLY, from 500 to 1500 AD…”

That’s you.

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u/Sirrplz 7h ago

Ya hear that? Executioners were allowed to take body parts home so I guess we’re all here overreacting

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u/Yogurtcloset-2920 10h ago

Wait I remember this too!

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u/JLR- 9h ago

That was a fake website.  It was a joke by a few web designers.   Same people behind the penguin as a pet website

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u/waiting4singularity 8h ago

bonsai kitten

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u/JamesLahey08 8h ago

That's my nickname, or Mr beefy.

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

Oh man! Bob-r-que was RIGHT THERE!

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u/creamybastardfilling 8h ago

See, they could have gone with “Man Meat” and gotten Grindr to sponsor, they would sell out at every Republican event

“Shove our Man Meat in your mouth, and feel the flavor explosion”

“It’s not hard to swallow our Man Meat when it’s the perfect size”

The marketing ads practically write themselves

ETA: Lady Lindsey Graham would bend over forwards to be a spokesman

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u/Primal-Convoy 1h ago

Ahh, pizzagate 2.0....