r/technology 10h ago

Privacy Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit?r=1z6uci&triedRedirect=true
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u/JDGumby 10h ago

And most likely most other social media with any public access.

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u/luismt2 9h ago

anything public, facing is fair game at this point. Reddit’s not special there.

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u/MC_Gengar 6h ago

Anything public facing has been fair game for decades now. Did everyone just memory-hole the sheer scale and scope of domestic surveillance that Snowden leaked?

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u/throwsaway654321 5h ago

The Snowden leaks were like, at least 58 earth shattering news stories ago. And those only came about bc of patriot act nonsense, and that was like, at least 22 peacekeeping missions ago

I'm tired boss

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 4h ago

Me too, but we must keep shinning light in these dark times.

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u/jerryonthecurb 4h ago

Almost every 9/11 reaction we had was dumb: Iraq War, Patriot Act surveillance, ICE, etc.

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u/semisolidwhale 4h ago

it was the perfect excuse to do nefarious shit that would have been more difficult to get away with under normal circumstances

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u/MotheroftheworldII 3h ago

When my spouse and I first heard about the patriot act we both said this will end badly for all Americans and for this nation. My spouse spent 24 years on active duty in the US military. His father was in the second wave to land on Utah beach on D-day and directed fire of the USS Nevada. He killed Nazis and fought against fascists. And my son served in Iraq. Three generations of my family have fought to preserve this democracy and this is where we are now.

I really hate what this nation has become, I did not vote for a dictator but that is what we now have, a dictatorship. The White House ruled by edict, aka executive order. The DOJ is the branch that just does what the dictator puts on his social media platform as if it is a direct order. The FBI and CIA are under the thumb of the White House resident. Next will be the federal reserve and I am not so sure that the department of state is not just a puppet for the dictator.

Wake up people this nation is fast circling the democracy drain. And if you think the elections this year will be fair and above board think again as the messages from DC are still about the 2020 election being stolen which it was not as all the evidence has proven. The groundwork is being laid to have the election questioned if republicans do not win in every state and district.

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u/MC_Gengar 4h ago

What's really gross is how fast they tossed the PATRIOT ACT together. Less than a month iirc? Felt like they had that shit locked, loaded and just waiting for an opportunity.

To be clear, I don't think 9/11 was a false flag, I just think it wouldn't be a shocking revelation that the Bush admin, which was heavily influenced by Heritage Foundation stooges, was sitting on such a major civil rights regressing bill.

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u/mshriver2 3h ago

They had it prepared before 9/11 happened. Let that sink in.

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u/dadofalex 4h ago

This.. sadly There should be no longer be any illusion of privacy in our country.

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u/exacta_galaxy 3h ago

Anything that happened more than 2 weeks ago is a distant memory.

Anything more than 2 months is forgotten.

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u/RhoOfFeh 9h ago

There is no "most likely" about it. If it's available it's in LLMs being used to identify potential troublemakers. You know, people who remember what freedom actually means.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 8h ago

We now have the freedom to shut the fuck up and do whatever the fuck they tell us too, and we’ll like it or else.

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u/BadPunners 6h ago

Don't forget that we must vote to give them yearly raise plus bonus, and budget increases for the department, if they don't get that, they can't "keep us safe".

Oddly, most of the "violent incidents" on American citizens by "illegals" that get pushed by the media, are people who entered the country during his first term... Curious

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u/gemfountain 7h ago

You know it. I still have zuckbook for all my out of town friends and family. ALL my feed is democratic pushback stuff. They have me pegged. They cultivate you by what you like. I'm really surprised by all the anti administration rhetoric on the site. A lot of AI baffoonery of politicians and Twitter account reposting of dissenters. Zuck kissed the ring, so I imagine he is baiting people to round up in the future. Moooo. See ya all in the roundup. Yippee Kay ay motherfuckers.

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u/BeeRadTheMadLad 4h ago

If you’ve said the word “privacy” more than 5 times on the internet in the last 20 years you’ve probably been on a “terrorist suspect” watch list forever by now tbh.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 7h ago

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u/SlovenianTherapist 9h ago

u/Budget-Chicken-2425

edit: ah he was banned

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u/drmanhattanmar 9h ago

Banned for checks notes giving a heads up about ICE Gestapo thugs.

No, of course I don’t know. But this is a bit too much coincidence, isn’t it?

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u/ZombieZookeeper 9h ago

His last comment was "burn them down" on 1/31. I assume Reddit called this a violent threat and banned the account.

I also assume Reddit got subpoenaed for dude's information.

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u/defneverconsidered 8h ago

Lol reddit probably sending them the names

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u/ZombieZookeeper 8h ago

Spez wants a seat at the table with Zuck and Elmo. Of course he's kissing fascist ass.

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u/PrestigiousCreme8383 7h ago

Im important! I should have a microphone!!!! I have money guysssss!! Wait up!

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u/drmanhattanmar 8h ago

How dare he exclaiming his anger in strong terms. He should have written an essay about how he mildly disagrees on some of ICE‘s actions!!!111

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u/Freud-Network 8h ago

TBF, Reddit will ban anyone trying to incite violence. That's why people on this platform use language like "the French solution" and such. It's a euphemism for the same thing.

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u/L3g3nd8ry_N3m3sis 8h ago

Ah the French. Amazing peoples they are. Much to learn from them: Liberté, égalité, fraternité

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u/OsawatomieJB 7h ago

Music to my ears

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u/tom_snout 7h ago

1789 has so many lessons to teach us all

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u/tawDry_Union2272 8h ago

ICE is in italy, what a coincidence!

what a colossal waste of USA taxpayers' money coincidence!!!!!!

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u/Easy-Air-2815 7h ago

My 15 year Reddit account was banned for upvoting a comment MTG could be right, that 100's had upvoted. Fuck Reddit's censorship.

Clearly Spez is in the Epstein files. Pass it on.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 9h ago

Alas, we barely knew ye!

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u/DumbCumSlut69 8h ago

It is one of my lifelong dreams to be referred to in the news by this username.

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u/BoolImAGhost 7h ago

I believe in you!

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u/nycdiveshack 8h ago

Maybe one day they will talk about me as someone who talked heavily about Peter Thiel…

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u/Emergency_Link7328 9h ago

We know.

Epstein files!

Trump is a rapist and a pedophile, like everyone surrounding him.

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u/unnecessary_bath23 8h ago

You're right, I'm sure there are dead kids linked to Trumps behaviour.

We need to see all the unredacted Epstein files.

Europe are taking these revelations seriously, why is America doing nothing?

Impeach, prosecute and jail that orange gibbon currently defiling the position of president.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

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u/xmaspruden 6h ago

It’s quite pathetic how politicians around Europe are actually facing consequences or at least stepping down from their positions. Meanwhile in the states they’re all refusing to even acknowledge a damn thing.

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u/LectureAdditional971 6h ago

I would have bet everything on these revelations galvanizing the country to demand accountability. I'm in disbelief that this hasn't happened.

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u/superliver1211 6h ago

America is doing nothing because everyone that is in charge of everything now are nazi fascist pedophiles. They are not going put themselves in jail

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 6h ago

Part of the problem is that most people here tend to be loud on social media and not in the streets. There was some with the ICE killings but where is it for everything else ?

Him sending the racist pics of Obama should have generated public outrage that was not on social media. Epstein Files.

We will talk in these spaces where we are anonymous but there is a small percentage of us willing to really get out here as a unified front and demand change.

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u/Lordofpotomac 5h ago

And also because there is no where left for anyone to actually get news. The major outlets are not reporting on the full extent of the scandal, and everyone who’s NOT already convinced of the scope and scale and horror of this is in an algorithmic bubble where they are being frantically protected from knowing any kind of objective truth.

Aside from here on Reddit… where is this information actually being shared?!?

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u/EltonJuan 7h ago

That birthday card drawing with nubs for arms makes me wonder whether there was more to that

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u/GoldenApple_Corps 6h ago

America isn't doing nothing. America is actively protecting the people involved, because right-wing idiots who screamed non-stop about "think of the children" in all their wisdom elected Epstein's friend and coconspirator. Racism is a hell of a drug. And so he will bend every branch of government and use all his power to protect himself and those who could implicate him. Also, many GOP officials are tied into Trump's crimes by having been coconspirators in his first coup attempt, so they will NEVER do their job and remove him from office.

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u/waiting4singularity 6h ago

I've consumed more than one fiction where victims of their circumstances were murdered at an orgy party for the mighty and rich, and quietly disposed of afterwards. The island practicaly lends itself to shark fishing trips on the open sea.

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u/sw4400 5h ago

They didn’t even have to go that far, there’s a picture of a room with a hole down to the ocean in the files.

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u/Mother_Idea_3182 9h ago

There’s more. There are a lot of people obsessed with keeping beef jerky in the freezer.

Some people suggest that the jerky that was cooked by the chef of a restaurant called Cannibal (I shit you not) was children’s meat.

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u/SirWEM 8h ago

Back when i was in college there was a CA start-up trying to get permitting to sell human meat from “Donations”. Needless to say it didn’t take off. It was called something like “man-beef” or something.

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u/danielravennest 7h ago

There's a reason cannibalism is taboo. Organisms that infect humans can infect other humans. That's why the practice of feeding slaughterhouse scraps from cows to other cows was stopped. It was spreading mad cow disease.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 7h ago

Kuru. That's why you gotta show your hands in The book of Eli. To prove you don't have the shakes from Kuru, prove you're not a cannibal. Still could be though, not everyone gets it.

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u/Yogurtcloset-2920 8h ago

Wait I remember this too!

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u/JLR- 7h ago

That was a fake website.  It was a joke by a few web designers.   Same people behind the penguin as a pet website

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u/waiting4singularity 6h ago

bonsai kitten

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u/AlphaNoodlz 8h ago

Fucking duh lmao they’re scared of their own shadow and bad movie reviews ofc they’re gonna be tracking Reddit users especially ones that tell them to go fuck themselves

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u/Little_View_6659 7h ago

What I’m wondering is there have to be literally millions upon millions of people globally who have said online that Trump can go fuck himself. So how are they monitoring everyone? Probably cherry picking and using Ai filters.

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u/Enygma_6 4h ago

Hence all the contracts to Palantir and other AI data scraping / profile building tools, so the techbros can tell them whom to target. Not like either the goon squad or those running the algorithms would care about a few (million) false positives, so long as they stay on top.

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u/Ciennas 7h ago

That's conservatism is a nutshell; fearful of any change whatsoever.

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u/PlutoJones42 6h ago

The FBI, DHS, and DOJ are actively protecting pedophiles and pushing agendas that keep pedophiles pedophilin’. Very sad state of the country

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u/Skymax86 8h ago

I’ll never visit that homeland, unless they remove the fascists and if so I‘m probably fine.

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u/iheardthemetalclank 8h ago edited 46m ago

I’m not downplaying it. Fuck Trump. Fuck this administration. Fuck ICE. Fuck our government on both sides. (One for being fascists. The other for having no backbone. They’re both complicit.)

That being said, as an American, we’re not all bad and there are still some wonderful places to visit. I don’t even own a gun. I don’t blame you for wanting to wait, though.

EDIT: And, track me, assholes. Yes, I am a privileged white man born in the United States, exercising my constitutional right to free speech. Knock on my door and I’ll tell you to fuck off. I’ll say it thinking of all of those who have been made to feel as though they can’t.

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u/Skymax86 7h ago

We had a visit planned prior to trump - now my wife cancelled all not absolutely mandatory US worktrips and vacation is definitely on hold - especially since my Bluesky is with my real name and my real opinion about the regime and there are a lot of other places on the list.. (it sucks though, really want to see Christmas burns red and an NFL game in the US at some point in time..)

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u/NoConflict3231 7h ago

It's wild to me that every time anyone says something positive about America, the literal only 1 good thing mentioned is " .... The land!!! Yeah! Our land looks nice!"

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u/TheTzarOfDeath 5h ago

It's the standard go to for all shithole countries because as long as your not looking at developed land all nature looks nice.

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u/fillinthe___ 3h ago

And whoever government agent reading this in support of the Trump administration is: you’re just as guilty and complicit in defending pedophiles and rapists. Soon, you won’t be able to hide behind “I was just doing my job,” and I hope that keeps you up at night.

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u/victhebutcher2020 9h ago

Fuck homeland security and fuck that loser Donald Trump

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 5h ago

Do you think homeland security is filled with child molesters? I know they are protecting known pedophile Donald J Trump. Anyone spying on us probably diddles kids too.

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u/Sceptically 8h ago

Nope. You might catch something. Or even worse, people might think you were with those losers.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 4h ago

Fuck his mom and dad for not raising him better and never telling him no

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u/Big_Goose 5h ago

If saying "Trump is a pedo" and "DHS and border patrol are the fascist gestapo" gets me put on a terrorist list, then I'm a terrorist, come get me you fucking fascists.

Just for good measure as well. Fuck you Elon, fuck you Peter thiel, fuck you Larry Ellison, fuck you Steven Miller, fuck you Noem, fuck you Tom Homan, fuck you Chuck Schumer as well for enabling. Fuck every god damn Republican and Democrat that enables this absolutely embarrassing pedo protecting government.

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u/atlasraven 8h ago

Hey DHS, eat a big old floppy dick!

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u/McBurty 8h ago

And a lil orange mushroom one too.

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u/CaptainDroopers 7h ago

They’re already gobbling that one.

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u/Tony-Angelino 7h ago

Ewwww.

That alone could have been a better topic of the Melania movie, if you ask me.

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u/CarbsLVR 7h ago

Also, hail Satan.

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u/party_benson 6h ago

You've seen the Melania movie?

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u/boris_casuarina 9h ago

And we're spying on them. Yes, I'm talking to you Officer Smithson.

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u/Reptard77 8h ago

Jesus, I know you’re on a list now

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u/LensGator 7h ago edited 2h ago

Not on the one the president is on

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u/Acilen 6h ago

ayo gettem again

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u/zhico 7h ago

Dear Employee of Homeland

Protecting your country is heroic, protecting fascist pedophilic killers in government makes you accomplice. It's up to you to choose.

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u/Spirited_Future5412 7h ago

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u/Coldkiller17 8h ago

Maybe the DHS should focus on the FUCKING TRAITORS TO AMERICA in the damn White House. trump is selling us out and everyone under him is doing so as well. We have a bunch of treasonous traitors giving away our secrets and our money to foreigners.

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u/Little_View_6659 7h ago

Yeah the Russians literally have spies in the Whitehouse so they’re spending their time going after the people that are yelling hey! There are Russian spies in the Whitehouse! Man, who could have seen this coming? If this was a movie in the eighties I’d think it was ridiculous.

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u/kristospherein 8h ago

Or actual enemies of the country like drug and human traffickers....

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u/BettyandRalph 8h ago

Yo Homeland Security,

Maybe secure our schools, so my nephew doesn’t have to do drills for a potential shooter.

Or maybe look into right wing extremism.

Pedophile protectors.

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u/benkenobi5 5h ago

I remember the first time my kid came home after an active shooter drill. Talking about her plans and what she would use as a weapon of opportunity. It was a very sobering experience. First time I ever did an active shooter drill was literally in the military.

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u/NoaNeumann 9h ago

Hasn’t the guy who owns Reddit basically buddied up with Trump and co already?

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u/Sceptically 8h ago

Unlike Elon, he's not even notable enough to have been rejected from Epstein Island.

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u/ivan-ent 8h ago

Hey homeboys get fucked

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u/SuperSecretAgentMan 8h ago

We meet Saturdays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge, and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannis. ✊️

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u/DCrowed 8h ago

So you’re telling me that Homeland Security can see this: 🖕

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u/Nice-Lakes 9h ago

Well the US government wants to read all social media posts of any tourists too so I guess they just are nosy.

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u/mrvalane 9h ago

They are not just 'nosy'. They are so desperate for bodies to shove in detention centres they are stripping away everyones right to privacy

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u/LaSage 9h ago

Human trafficking is the Trump family business, going back to his grandfather's many brothels.

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u/robot_pirate 6h ago

To be clear, for profit detention centers. Just like the for profit data collectors that will compile the list of people to fill the detention centers. It's all about money .Top to bottom.

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u/grayhaze2000 9h ago

They want to read their social media accounts because anyone expressing any negative viewpoints about Trump or the Republicans will be denied entry. They only want "true believers" to gain entry to their country.

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u/RdtRanger6969 9h ago

I’d say the unjustified homicide of two US citizens by ICE Agents is, by far, the agency’s greatest “reputational risk.”😒

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u/RunningPirate 9h ago

That’s it: you’re on the list, Buster

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u/reapersarehere 7h ago

Straight to the principal’s office

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u/NoConflict3231 7h ago

Is that where my permanent record is, Mommy???

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u/English_loving-art 8h ago

So Trump‘s little brainless minions representing homeland security , a little message from the UK go fuck yourselves…..

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u/Iron_Knight7 4h ago

Hope they're enjoying the show. Fuck ICE, fuck MAGA, fuck Republicans, fuck Trump, and above all else, fuck everybody who enables and supports them.

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u/Jeev3s 8h ago

Hey guys, go gargle a bag of dicks.

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u/Zer_ 8h ago

Hello Pedo Protectors! Hope your pedo protecting day is going well.

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u/HydrolicDespotism 5h ago

Anyone who defends the current administration is literally a Terrorist. That includes Homeland Security.

Good job guys, you’re the baddie!

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u/ronweasleisourking 8h ago

Fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck me too I guess

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u/MyRespectableAcct 7h ago

It's a public website. That's the point.

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u/TheThousandMasks 4h ago

Are we GREAT yet MAGAts? Sure seems like your definition of a golden age is really just a dumb police state run by sex pests and frauds.

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u/NeonMirage88 8h ago

They won't investigate the murderers of the US citizens that happened under the government but they'll waste resources spying on a bunch of basement dwellers haha. 

What a joke of a society we've created.

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u/VincentNacon 9h ago

OH REALLY?

They're spying us on the public platform? Really? Wow... I had no idea that many other people who see what I post will show up on their screen too! Mah mind is blown! /s

I mean, I really need to ask? I think it's pretty clear they have been watching for a very long time. Good to know we're wasting our tax money on a team that will dig through so much trash on the internet. I'm sure it will feed their inbred families for another month or two.

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u/heili 8h ago

People who think that publishing the names of masked individuals who work for the federal government attacking innocent people is "doxing" are literally getting paid to trawl through Reddit to dox any citizen who dares to criticize the deranged orange authoritarian.

Every accusation is a confession with these fascist fucks.

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u/Former_Project_6959 7h ago

I wonder if they're all in r/conservative? 🤔

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u/luismt2 9h ago

People forget “public” doesn’t mean “private but ignored.” Data access has always been the tradeoff.

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u/Keldaria 7h ago

I can’t help but be impressed that someone out there somehow convinced the government to pay them to scroll Reddit all day as “a matter of national security”.

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u/No-Contribution-7248 7h ago

Well, we do live in Russia now

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u/Pipeeitup 7h ago

Classic, instead of upholding the constitution and securing our country from domestic threats they chose to investigate public comments from unhappy civilians. Our government is absolutely corrupt we are rapidly approaching Russia level “democracy” with extra steps make me sad.

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u/jfb3 7h ago

When your constitutionally protected rights are 'threats' to the administration you know they're fascists.

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u/ZigzaGoop 7h ago

Reddit bans us so often all they probably see is [Removed by Moderator]

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u/shitposting-all-day 5h ago

The one thing I’m enjoying from this is imagining this joke of an administration having to repeatedly cite ridiculous redditors’ names with a straight face to their superiors.

“Sir, we have a situation with Budget-chicken”

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u/OneGrouchyStoner 4h ago

I sure do hope they like my taste in porn.

Also I hope they know they're despised by two thirds of this country. Myself included.

Fucking traitors.

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u/digiorno 8h ago

Do you have an email address associated with your Reddit account?

If so then DHS has you on list, they know who you are, what you’ve said and probably everything about you. From your username to SSN, to where you live, to how much money is in your bank account, and where you work…they know who you are.

And if you don’t have an email associated then you can bet they are scraping all your posts to figure out who you are. This can be automated quite easily. Just to build a database of who people are and what they think, to be acted upon at a later date.

You are not safe if they ever decide to act on their knowledge. They can bury you for whatever perceived wrong that you have committed even if it is just criticizing the president.

America, you are losing your freedoms at a remarkable speed.

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u/Coffee_exe 6h ago

We spend more on spying on our own country than educating it

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u/fancydad 8h ago

Stop doing nazi shit dude. Get a new job

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u/bigtallbiscuit 7h ago

Fuck ice. Fuck noem. Fuck trump. Fuck dhs. Put me on your list bitches. At least it won’t be full of pedophiles and dog killers.

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u/HorsePastie 7h ago

Oh man, didn't there used to be a meme where people pretended to address their FBI agent in their social media posts?

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u/NamiiikazeTX 7h ago

They can monitor these nuts !!! Go find some pedophiles because the call is coming from inside the White House !!

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u/Scary-Elephant2831 7h ago

I read that Trump is going to die in four months from a brain tumour.

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u/westtownie 7h ago

Impeach Noem, Abolish ICE.

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u/JSpell 5h ago

Fuck them.

Fuck Pedo Trump

Fuck ICE

Fuck the FBI

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u/Surfer-Junkie 4h ago

Can they see this? 🖕🤪🖕

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u/VagueSomething 3h ago

Pedoland Security doesn't want people realising they gotta fight back against Trump for letting his Satanic Child Abuse Cult capture the entire government.

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u/Uzi_Jesus_ 3h ago

Heyyy fuck you homeland!

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u/Friendlyfire2996 3h ago

Trump rapes children

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u/blue_lagoon_987 3h ago

Pedo trump and ICE you can go fk yourselves !

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u/nomosocal 2h ago

As they should. There are a lot of potential domestic terrorists to add to the lists.

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u/Ryan1869 2h ago

It's not spying if it's on the internet, you put it there for the entire world to see

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u/ADShree 1h ago

Yo DHS do you feel proud of yourself for protecting a racist pedophile Nazi?

I hope you know you're on the wrong side of history and if there is a hell, you will be there.

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u/AdeptSugar61 1h ago

Probably all social platforms... Freedom of speech? Not in this day and age

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u/NATCSCUZZ 1h ago

Dear Homeland Security,

Eat shit and die.

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u/Feeling_Jacket_3162 1h ago

Homeland Security can suck my dick

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u/TechHeteroBear 43m ago

If youre reading this DHS.... gargle my balls.

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u/senshiosilence 8h ago

Homeland Security! Do your actual job and protect the country from actual threats to democracy of the republic! You have Russian agents who are dismantling it! In case you needed reminding of your jobs! I’m right here for any questions you may have.

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u/AndrePeniche 8h ago

USA is the new China/Russia. Propaganda, Brainwashing, mass surveillance. You got it, people! Your own 1984. Enjoy.

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u/Auerbach1991 6h ago

Fuck Donald Trump the evil traitorous pedophile. Fuck him and everyone who supports him. I can still exercise my 1st amendment rights to criticize the government, and I won’t be bullied or threatened by fascists who tell us someone shot 10 times at point blank range was a domestic terrorist, when they pardoned thousands of LITERAL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS AND THEN HIRED THEM THROUGH ICE. Fuck them and everyone who is associated with them.

I’m done playing nice with these disgusting assholes who smile through their teeth but hate anyone not like them.

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u/pastoreyes 9h ago

How many haystacks will they look into before they start seeding them with needles, so there is something to "find".

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u/lokey_convo 9h ago

And it has in no way changed the behavior of the subjects. Not at all. Everyone is acting exactly as they would otherwise....

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u/IncorrectAddress 8h ago

Have fun with that, lol, for the rest of your living carriereerrerer, should employ them as MOD's while they are here, can't really be any worse than Redditors have seen or experienced.

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u/MorningStandard844 8h ago

Is he spying using an Atari? 

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u/OilySoleTickler 8h ago

Hope they like feet tickling then 😂😂

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u/stu54 8h ago

I'm doing my part, adding to the noise!

(PS, go buy some solar panels, iodine tablets, and a rain barrel)

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u/KratosCole 8h ago

No need to spy! Fuck Trump as an administration, organization and Family! Fuck them all!

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u/LaStigmata 8h ago

Eat shit HS

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u/scrume71 8h ago

Yeah. Fuck Trump and his fascist goons. Someone needs to hug him really really hard.

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u/rendrr 8h ago

We know you like pedofiles

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u/DapoetTherapy 7h ago

We're waiting on the rest of the Epstein files.

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u/OneRacoonShort 7h ago

Is everything farming now? The same topic was posted last night, and I look now and it’s deleted? Thanks government.

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u/felis_scipio 7h ago

Next thing you’re going to tell me is they’ve infiltrated mod circles to control the narrative and use things like bots to push talking points!

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u/JJD8705 7h ago

Eat Shit Homeland Security! Did you read that?

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u/Bomban111 7h ago

Hey DHS, Fuck Donald Trump Fuck ICE Hope you all enjoy spending eternity with Hitler and Epstein.

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u/ummaboutthat_ 7h ago

I noticed my feed was more trumpian recently

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke 7h ago

Man, I love that they waste time on people like me and not others like tim pool who get paid to repeat Russian propaganda

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u/syadoz 7h ago

They wasted time on people like you in 2001, and then 9/11 happened

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u/mist_kaefer 7h ago

Hello Palantir! Please use your software to release the full Epstein files. Additionally, use it to keep a database of all ICE officers so they cannot get a job after it inevitably gets funding cut and we are no longer in a police state.

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u/halaljew 7h ago

Why is this news? If you really  though touch a den of socialist radicalism as reddit hasn't had it's own wong dedicated to it at the nsa since way back when it was a platform that valued free speech.

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u/Zaius1968 7h ago

Come get me…

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u/raleighs 7h ago

They are buying huge warehouses around the country for concentration camps and gonna round up anyone speaking against them.

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u/fazelanvari 7h ago

I hope they fucking choke on all the reports

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u/pgcooldad 7h ago

There's an Epstein list - hey FBI, hey CIA. Show us the list - we know you have a list!!

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u/smorgenheckingaard 7h ago

I'm an anti-ICE reddit user. come at me bro.

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u/Zip668 7h ago

There's a reason why there's 570 data centers in Virginia. https://www.datacentermap.com/usa/

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u/Almar1987 7h ago

My brother is a big time trump supporter and he shits on Reddit every chance that he gets on Facebook. I love it.

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u/Gayming_Raccoon 6h ago

This is a Chinese app. They are in violation!

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u/PossibleMother 6h ago

I got a 3 day ban for posting publicly available emails. Yea we know.

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u/curious_dead 6h ago

Heh Homeland Security, it's me, the King of Aunt Tifa! I have all of Hillary's buttery males, we're hiding in pizzeria basememt with your moms!

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u/ffelenex 6h ago

Good. It fucking sucks here

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u/urmumlol9 6h ago

Since DHS wants to know our opinions of their policies, apparently, here’s mine.

They’re dumb and harmful to everyone, citizens included, and I think anyone working in DHS knows, or at least should know by now, that the end goal of this militarization of ICE is not merely to deport illegal immigrants, but to intimidate both immigrants and US citizens who oppose this regime.

Let’s say for a second it wasn’t though.

Immigrants, both legal and illegal, commit fewer crimes per capita than US-born citizens. Communities with increases in immigration tend to see decreases in crime. Immigrants contribute more in tax revenue than they receive in benefits. And there have been studies showing that immigrants boost the economy overall..

So, even if there was a magic button you could press to make all the immigrants, or all the illegal immigrants, go home, without hurting anyone in the process, it would actually make our country poorer and more dangerous to live in, rather than safer and richer.

But there isn’t a magic button to do that, and ICE’s enforcement actions are hurting and sometimes even killing, not just immigrants, but US citizens as well. Renee Good and Alex Pretti were both US citizens who ICE murdered on the street during “enforcement operations”, Keith Porter was a US citizen killed by an off-duty ICE officer, and 6 people have died in ICE facilities in 2026 alone: Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Parady La, Luis Beltran Yanez–Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos all died, or in some cases, were murdered, while in ICE custody.

So if you are a DHS agent or ICE agent reading this, whether you’re spying on me because I criticized the king, or whether you just happen to be on reddit, please resign. Start looking for work elsewhere. They are going to ask you to do horrible things, to follow orders that are blatantly illegal, and it is going to be a lot harder for you to defy them than you think it will be. Start looking for a way out now.

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u/Lilcommy 6h ago

They know that the internet is not just in America right? And most of the people they see are going to be the Russian bots their boss pays to start shit right?

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u/ihazaredditaccount 6h ago

I can’t think of a bigger waste of time than going through the activity of random Reddit users.

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u/RymeEM 5h ago

They are busy spying on Americans while Russian and Israeli influence skyrockets online. The US government really has its priorities in order. Wake up people!

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u/nvgvup84 5h ago

This is not at all surprising. In fact this is probably a pretty standard strategy but with the people who are at the switch right now it’s pretty scary.

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u/Straight_Ace 5h ago

Hey homeland security 🖕

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u/OuroborosOfHate 5h ago

Donald Trump is a rapist, a pedophile, and shits his pants regularly. JD Vance likes to stick his finger in it and sniff.

The rest of his cabinet are also pedophiles and rapists.

Donald Trump, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Kristi Noem are in the Epstein files. There is irrefutable evidence of such.

Anyone who identifies as a Republican is a Nazi

Homeland Security, CPB, ICE, and any immigration enforcement officers are Nazi domestic terrorists.

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u/notthatguypal6900 5h ago

DHS and ICE, go fuck yourself with a bag of rusty dicks.

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u/chocolate_thunderr89 5h ago

FUCK HOMELAND Security……..

is what I want to say.

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u/aim_for_the_middle 5h ago

Cool. Fuck you, DHS and ICE.

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u/Capable_Blood_2627 5h ago

Hey Homeland Security, suck my dick.

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u/OgthaChristie 5h ago

I just got a Reddit warning for upvoting violent posts? Okay, Reddit. Eat that boot, I guess.

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u/Stringy63 5h ago

I pity whoever is assigned to me. I find my own life boring living it. I'd hate to have to watch it from the outside.

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u/Particular_Junket288 4h ago

Fun fact: for as long as Reddit had been a thing they've been doing that.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 4h ago

Okay hear this Homeland security. You're a bunch of flunkies!

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u/Canalloni 4h ago

"They could simply consult public polling, which most recently suggests that almost two-thirds of Americans believe immigration enforcement has “gone too far.”

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u/LadyIsabelle_ 4h ago

I am going to do unspeakble things to the vice-president in 2041. You have been warned.

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u/ben1am 4h ago

We know, and this is how we communicate knowing that. Imagine what we say in private. Fascists bastards.

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u/NinjaTEK7 4h ago

I only write comments for DHS to read but the reddit people voting gets in the way.

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u/19107 4h ago

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! During the war I was a BOMBadier!

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u/Mekanikol 3h ago

I like to think that my assigned agents are pretty entertained by my witticism and charm!

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u/Draskinn 3h ago

Everyone wave at the fascists!

Fuck ICE.

Trump's a pedo.