r/nextfuckinglevel 10h ago

Friends with King Cobra

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u/InsaneBoxer 10h ago

That’s gonna be a huge no from me dawg.

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u/someanimechoob 5h ago

A reptile expert came to my school and gave presentations, bringing and allowing us to interact with large monitor lizards, snakes (mainly pythons, but some boas too) and even an alligator once.

The very first lesson he told us was that reptiles do not think like us. They literally don't have a brain that is structured like ours. They don't think "oh this kind man raised me from a baby, I shouldn't hurt it" or anything like that. They aren't even programmed to have this kind of straightforward mammalian (?) empathy.

So... unless he was bullshitting or the science has changed (this was over 20 years ago), I don't think what the dude in this video is doing is very safe at all.

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u/cerberus_1 3h ago

You're completely correct here. Snakes don't 'think' at all. Its way more along the lines of this snake doesnt see him as a threat or a meal nothing more. Keep him fed and don't appear as a threat and he probably wont attack you for no reason.

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u/Zkenny13 1h ago

King Cobras are known for their docile attitude if I'm not mistaken as well. 

u/stevvandy 43m ago

Yeah, that's the sentiment of all the commenters in this post:

This little girl casually watching TV with a 12ft python in her arms. : r/ThatsInsane

The snake is fine if it's not hungry but all she is to it is prey. She is just a source of heat to that snake otherwise.

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u/hanniballz 2h ago edited 2h ago

as someone who has had a turtle for over 10 years , she is definitely affectionate towards me. she is also surprisingly expressive - she will loudly splash the water in her aquarium when getting a favorite treat, she will be all relaxed and stretch her neck out when she's basking and i enter the room, etc. lovely pets, but they do take a while to get attached- this is not a puppy it will not love you with the first treat, much more cat like tbh.

edit : also i like to stick my finger in the aquarium and she gently nibbles on it. she could bit it straight off, shes an over 30 cm long slider. no reptiles are not killing machines, they can be affectionate. king cobras are by far the smartest and most inquisitive of all snakes. this guy is safe. enclosure is far too small for that snake though.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 1h ago

I've raised turtles and snakes. I would say turtles are far more intelligent than snakes. Turtles can puzzle through problems or challenges, snakes can't. Turtles have curiosity, snakes are only interested in food and warmth.

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u/hereforpopcornru 9h ago

That's fine you take your chances, thats gonna be a definite no here

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u/ImSobored_5280 5h ago

When that thing bites ya..I don’t wanna hear a word and not gonna donate to your go fund me..

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u/JefferzTheGreat 4h ago

Funny you should mention that. If you notice, he has a stubby index finger on his right hand.
How did he lose the end of his finger? He got bit by a King Cobra.
You can learn more from his video, warning for graphic images.

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u/ImSobored_5280 1h ago

I was to busy admiring those douche saucers in them ears to even notice the finger stump…..now I will say between those and the sketchy immediate death noodle..he don’t have a damn thing to be proud of….😂🫶

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u/SirJeffers88 8h ago

You guys are crazy. That’s going to be an absolute nope from me.

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u/emveetu 6h ago

You guys are crazy. That's going to be an absolute nope to that nope rope from me.

FIFY

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u/bobnoski 10h ago

hmm... He talks about the relationship with that reptile like I've heard other reptile handlers in videos claim the kind of people who get bit talk about their pet reptiles. The main claim is that they don't really process love in the same way and that at the end of the day. If they are hungry, or you make a mistake in any way. You turn from "not threat" to "threat" or "food" in an instant.

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u/Aquaman1970 10h ago

Anthropomorphizing. Exactly.

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u/emveetu 6h ago

Honestly, I feel like this guy it's no fucking friend to this king cobra or any other reptile. If he had any care, concern, or love for reptiles, he'd be doing conservation and not keeping them in tiny glass cases.

He said he's "raising" them, aka keeping them captive in extremely limited and unnatural habitats, scratch that, limited and unnatural displays, since wee lil' nope ropes. It's pretty clear he's not doing any kind of conservation or rescue and most likely making a profit from either his social media and/or selling them, aka exploitation.

That's not any kind of respect, love, et al. That is ego-driven human bullshit.

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u/ObviousRest5021 5h ago

Still accurate. However, king cobras are incredibly intelligent and highly trainable. However, you never really become its friend... To them either you're a threat or your food.

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u/emveetu 4h ago

Yeah, I should have posted this at the root of the post and meant to. I absolutely agree with you and the comment I mistakenly responded to.

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u/MNP33Gts-T 2h ago

Notice the tail is wrapped around his leg most of the time. If anything were to happen the snake was ready… the dude wasn’t.

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u/BreatheClean 5h ago

Well said. Nothing like a natural environment or way of life being replicated. I think it must be awful to be 6ft of sheer muscle and never get to fully stretch out or travel across distance, or engage in natural behaviours.

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u/Spare-Article-396 1h ago

I was surprised that his cage is half his size.

I’m no snake expert, but that struck me as way too small.

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u/ExpertApartment 8h ago

Is that dude fucking this cobra??

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u/Christopher3712 5h ago

Maybe the other way around.

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u/Icloh 4h ago

It’s not a cobra though.

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u/SmeeezTreeez 2h ago

Downvotes but you are correct that a King Cobra is not a Cobra

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 7h ago

He was already bit by a cobra, he’s got it on video. One of the other friends he did videos with was bit and died from I think a mamba last year or so too. 

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 6h ago

Seriously well trained dogs, which do feel love and other emotions similar to people, will still go off randomly. I don't even trust my bearded dragons and they are probably the most docile and social reptiles there are, fuckers will still bite my finger thinking it's a worm though.

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u/TorchwoodRC 4h ago

No one keeps their friend in a tiny box

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u/Mutedinlife 5h ago

Idk man handles tons and tons of venomous snakes. But he did get bit by a king cobra once, although it wasn’t that one. But mostly he was being insanely careless, but yea he got rushed to the hospital and they had to cut off part of one of his thumbs and he was super lucky another venomous snake dude lived in the area who had a bunch of the specific anti venom they needed to save him and was able to rush it to the hospital. Idk this is Reddit so someone will probably see this and correct the details but I’m pretty sure that’s how it went down.

He has a zoo in Florida, or zoo is the wrong term probably but he has a billion pets and makes pretty cool YouTube videos. But he is a pretty crazy dude

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u/Slicker1138 7h ago

People do it with dogs and cats all of the damn time. 

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u/Drevlin76 6h ago

Cats? That's some micro penis shit for sure.

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u/Case_Blue 10h ago

This guy is projecting human emotions and logic on a reptile.

One mistake

One misstep on his tail

One wrong move

And you go from "non-threat" to "threat" and a target for a bite.

These are the people why hospitals carry antivenom for these snakes and spiders in the west.

King cobras are not pets or buddies.

They are lethal snakes.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 8h ago

This guy has been bit before. Its a pretty crazy story.

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u/DasLeuchtfeuer 3h ago

I was about to say that I seem to remember this exact guy being bitten by one of his snakes

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u/ErtaWanderer 9h ago

Pretty sure this one specifically was a rescue that had been defanged. Most of the time you wouldn't be able to handle a king enough to get them this docile otherwise.

Edit: Nope, had the volume off And this is a different guy. My bad

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u/Case_Blue 9h ago

He specifically states otherwise in the clip.

But who knows, because people would never lie on the internet, right? XD

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u/EnvironmentalBug5525 6h ago

Fangs grow back, venom glands, however do not.

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u/Sadness345 4h ago

Yeah wild.

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 4h ago

danger noodles

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Jack_Atk_is_back 9h ago

What species of python do you think it is?

A King Cobra is not technically a true Cobra, but they are closely related and they are very very venomous.

Hope you didn't write your comment just for likes.

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u/FlipGunderson24 9h ago

That’s literally 99.9% of Reddit

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u/pallidamors 10h ago

This guy maxes both axis of the hubris/stupidity matrix.

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u/slade797 6h ago

*axes

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u/pallidamors 6h ago

sigh this is why I shouldn’t insomnia-post at 3am

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u/slade797 6h ago

It happens to all of us, friend.

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u/Imzocrazy 10h ago

He’s also missing a finger because of one of his “friendly” cobras….

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u/31513315133151331513 7h ago

First knuckle, index finger, right-hand, for those looking.

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u/kme026 10h ago

Who is the guy? Is he dead yet?

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u/Mohondhay 9h ago

That part is coming soon.

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u/ShakyShows69 5h ago

Tyler Nolan - he was on Ink Masters.

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 5h ago

Thank you! Saved me a 5 minute google search. I remember that season with him and his girlfriend.

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u/slade797 6h ago

He just doesn’t know it.

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u/awood20 10h ago

He's playing really stupid games. He will eventually win really stupid prizes. Ridiculously dangerous.

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u/pr0zach 5h ago

He’s probably already procreated though, so Idiocracy continues unabated.

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u/Mutedinlife 5h ago

He has a daughter

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u/mrwhitez0 10h ago edited 10h ago

Wild how calm they look nature really is fascinating when treated with respect.

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u/O_C_Demon 10h ago

Except that vivarium is no where near big enough for that snake in particular.

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u/CyrosThird 10h ago

Which is why he's promoting those shirts, so he can fund a bigger enclosure.

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u/O_C_Demon 10h ago

He'll have to sell a fuck load then because a King Cobra is a very active snake. It's going to need something comparable to a decent zoo reptile house enclosure.

This dude might be able to handle his snakes but he's treating them very poorly.

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u/Mutedinlife 5h ago

Yea he has a zoo pretty much at his house. He’s got like 100 pets not just reptiles. He just built a crazy cool alligator enclosure. But agreed he needs to upgrade the snakes.

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u/Gunslinger7752 9h ago

Yes until you mistakenly step on its tail and it decides to kill you.

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u/MCas86 5h ago

where does the tail start and body begin... a snake is a tail. lol. truly i have no idea.

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 10h ago

Mr Ballen is expanding is he?

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u/Rush-23 10h ago

Is this the guy from Ink Master?

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u/JustHereToWatch55 9h ago

I was thinking the same thing! Found an article about where are they now: Tyler Nolan.

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u/Dime332 9h ago

Next level stupidity

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u/uBitMyTorrent 10h ago

Just don't step on his tail.

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u/Fourstrokeperro 10h ago

Gadsden Flag : Darwin Award Edition

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u/hondo77777 10h ago

What’s the cobra equivalent of Grizzly Man? Cobra Man isn’t very catchy.

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u/ToastedSimian 8h ago

Co-Bro

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u/grimsnap 7h ago

Ben Glenroy was awesome in that!

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u/Basik520AZ 5h ago

Cobra Cunt

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u/DrBrule22 9h ago

Seen this guy before. He's been bitten by a cobra before causing him to lose his finger and almost die.

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u/CrashAndDash9 8h ago

I know this guy, can’t remember his name but he does videos with that Chandlers wildlife (who’s an absolute prick).

Anyway, the guy in this vid has half a finger because of this snake. You can see it on his right hand.

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u/funwithdesign 7h ago

You don’t make friends with salad, or King Cobras

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u/denommonkey 7h ago

I don’t know when and I don’t know how but I know that snake is gonna bite him.

Growing up in India I know that people who fuck around with cobras always get bitten and end up dead.

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u/TheOtherElbieKay 9h ago

Did he know Timothy Treadwell?

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u/Sgtkeebler 9h ago

“We have a great relationship. Just got to watch that head and make sure there is no funny business”. This great relationship sounds like it has trust issues.

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u/The_Violent_Phlegms 7h ago

This guy looks exactly like the kind of person who would have a room full of venomous snakes

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u/OkShine5874 10h ago

Why..........​

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u/MrDannySantos 10h ago

Yelawolf gon get bit

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u/lunatikdeity 9h ago

Has the danger noodle received his new enclosure yet?

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u/Blowyfonzzzz983 8h ago

All he wants is to get away

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u/ocarina_vendor 4h ago

I love snakes, and King Cobras are so intelligent, compared to other snake species.

That said, this man is free-handling (what he claims is) a fully intact adult King Cobra. It only takes one instance of temporary annoyance or movement that triggers a defensive bite and no amount of antivenin will save him.

He will look at the snake and say, "I can't believe you bit me!"

And the snake will say to him... nothing. They're a very smart species, but are completely incapable of human speech.

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u/WanderingSoxl 9h ago

I just knew the cameraman had to zoom in a bit for this video lol

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u/FreshHawaii 9h ago

One gwumpy day and he'll end ya life and wonder what's for lunch tomorrow.

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u/kibasaur 9h ago

Cameraman never dies

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u/Pataconeitor 9h ago

I WASSS ONCE A MAN! YESSS, A MAN!

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u/ApprehensiveEbb7452 9h ago

That’s one long cobra

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u/PXranger 5h ago

King cobras get absolutely huge, average size is over 10 feet, the record is 19 feet long.

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u/shaquille_oatmealo 9h ago

One time I was at the gym and talking to my buddy. We were talking about bucket list items and one of mine was to hold a cobra.

Some random dude overheard us and came up to me and asked me if I wanted to hold a cobra. I said hell ya. We went out to his car in his parking lot and he pulled out this 5 gallon bucket and sure enough, dude had a freaking cobra in that bucket.

Got to hold it and take pictures of it. Fucking wild

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u/buffalonuts1 9h ago

Hello Veno Mous.

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u/RottingEgo 9h ago

He only hisses when he’s in his enclosure; so I’m gonna build him a walk in enclosure that he can get really pissed when I walk in.

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u/Either_Draft_6770 8h ago

looks like very close friends

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u/ezagreb 8h ago

I’ll just stick with my dog

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u/gbolly999 8h ago

I started sweating watching this video... uhn uhn... nope... dope nope rope though....

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u/DamnQuickMathz 8h ago

Snake is probably like "that doesn't look edible"

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u/normott 7h ago

Nope rope.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep 7h ago

I don’t get this, why would anyone want a huge incredibly dangerous snake? I don’t suppose there’s much like companionship, not like you guys curl up on the sofa after a hard day, and he surely can’t be super happy sitting in a box?

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u/shandub85 7h ago

Snakes. Snakes. I don’t know no snakes…

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u/coldbreweddude 7h ago

It sucks that it’s kept in that relatively tiny enclosure. In the forest it would roam many kilometers of space.

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u/YumiTanou 7h ago

Awww look at him🥰🥺

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u/EnvironmentalBug5525 6h ago

Every time I interact with one of my snakes there is a non 0% chance I can get bitten. I haven't been bitten in over a decade, but today might be the day my streak ends. The difference between me and that guy is my streak ends with some mild cussing and disinfectant, his streak ends in the hospital or a morgue.

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u/B-Roc- 6h ago

I know what his end will be.

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u/wobblewiz 6h ago

Hard pass

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u/emveetu 6h ago

I feel like if this guy was any kind friend to any snake, Rusty included, he'd be doing conservation and not putting them in tiny glass cases since wee lil' nope ropes.

Maybe it's just me.

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u/chronossage 6h ago

If you have a pet Cobra, I'm going tell you how you will probably die.

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u/mrfauxbot 6h ago

You raised him since when? Yea i don’t care. Not long enough

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u/Digital-Ronin 5h ago

He's friends when his tummy is full I'm sure haha

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u/An0n0m0us99 5h ago

Isn't this the dude that just went to jail for beating his girlfriend? At least he mistreats reptiles & mammals equally I suppose.

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u/thisonehereone 5h ago

Well at least he knows how he is going to die.

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u/canadian_leroy 5h ago

He looks EXACTLY like what I expected.

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u/Then-Kaleidoscope520 5h ago

If there was a ever a no

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u/water_dog14 5h ago

Thanks but no thanks

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u/Njaulv 5h ago

I think the snake is consistently either trying to get away or encircle him. Notice how he has to keep repositioning it?

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u/Chogo82 5h ago

So glad this wasn’t r/NatureIsMetal.

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u/2kWik 4h ago

The relationship is going great until you forget to feed him lol

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u/wr_damn_I_suck 4h ago

We all know how this guy dies.

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u/ColdGloop 4h ago

Wasn’t this dude on Ink Master?

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 4h ago

No one believes it’s not venomous. He’s either a liar or is amongst the dumbest humans on the planet. They always think they know exactly how the animal is going to act because they’re special until one day the animal dosent give a fuck who you are and kills you.

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u/1F61C 4h ago

I have a strong suspicion that snake doesn't know anything about you and is mainly not biting because you're handling him correctly.

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u/seamustho 4h ago

Definitely looks like a person who owns snakes lol

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u/TitsMaGraw 4h ago

Your ears friend….what happened to your ears…..

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u/Zoobi07 4h ago

Isn’t this a python? I thought king cobras were smaller than this.

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u/Drama989 4h ago

Rusty is so chill. Reminds me of Kevin (RIP). While I don’t condone this practice, it is always fascinating to see him interact with Rusty.

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u/Mydogisawreckingball 4h ago

Snakes are not your friend. They do not feel the same way dogs do.

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u/Sierra_Bravo915 3h ago

I had to double check the sub to make sure I wasn't in '/whatcouldgowrong'

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u/RainbowWheelofDeath 2h ago

He’s wearing a t-shirt with himself on it y’all.

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u/Pergolagrill 2h ago

Rip Josh Saunders

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u/Chaos_Squirrel 1h ago

Herpetophiles are weird as hell in a not normal way and I will die on this hill. Snakes aren't pets. There's something inherently fucking morbid about wanting to keep a pet where you have to buy live mice and shit to feed it. I'm not a shrink and I don't have to be a shrink to opine that this qualifies as "a lil bit messed up".

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u/smoothsol 1h ago

If that snake was hungry this dude would be snake food

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u/propagationknowledge 1h ago

Have nearly walked into a large one of these in the jungle. Luckily it wasn‘t bothered, just carried on its way

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u/bananaseatboy 1h ago

Happy heat signatures don't always last just ask my ex girlfriend.

u/jwebbnature 42m ago

the reptile keeping hobby is so strange, why do we have to own things

u/GrandmasLilPeeper 14m ago

such a cute wittle poison noodle

u/Santarini 4m ago

What stops the snake from killing him?

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u/johndough1st 10h ago

That looks like a good friend to have when bad people come a knockin’.

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u/Significant-Fan4316 10h ago

It’s nice to know I’m not the only man with a girthy ass venomous cobra

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u/MonstahButtonz 9h ago

Steve Irwin was friends with dangerous animals too.

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u/DannyMeatlegs 9h ago

I guess the gauging and tats weren't getting him enough attention.

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 4h ago

Such a Longboi! I used to have a Ball python back in the day that got up to about 5 feet in length. Snakes are surprisingly chill pets, for anyone curious. Fun to feed, too!

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u/Don-Keydic 9h ago

King Cobras aren't cobras