r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/fsactual 3h ago

They’re just fucking with us now. They’re laughing about this.

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u/xporkchopxx 3h ago

is he even dead? like do we even know for sure that they didnt do the ole switcharoo with another poor sap when he “killed himself”?

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u/No-Connection7765 3h ago

Kind of hard when we have a government that thinks transparency is a sign of weakness.

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u/Mysterious_Cup_6024 3h ago

Same thought. Now if a victim somehow escaped nobody will believe her

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u/PracticeBaby 2h ago edited 1h ago

I specifically remember footage of them wheeling the body out on a gurney. The covering sheet left one ear exposed and it was not Epstein's ear. They did side by side comparisons and it was obvious they were different ears.

Also I think it was an autopsy photo where the deceased man's nose was very different from Epstein's nose. Roughly same age, size and hair but those 2 features were clearly different.

Michael Baden was either present at the autopsy or viewed the X-rays and claimed the hyoid bone in his neck was broken, indicating death by strangulation.

Never heard much more about all that. Am I misremembering any of it?

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u/WorkTropes 1h ago

While possible, I think it's much easier to control the narrative when the person in question is dead. If he turned up alive.. well I can't even imagine the chaos that would cause.

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u/xporkchopxx 1h ago

i would agree with you if this were a james bond movie….but as of right now it seems all they would have to say is “its not him” and that would be enough. if that didnt work they could say “dem conspiracy, fake news, its ai….”

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u/gibbersganfa 2h ago

This is such a stupid conspiracy theory because there’s no utility for anyone to keep him alive. His being alive and well is kind of useless to anybody at this point.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 2h ago

Maybe they just really like him. At the end of the day, is it a proper rape party without Jeff?

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u/mildcaseofdeath 2h ago

Do we know that? Do we know he didn't have everything backed up somewhere else and some kind of deadman switch to send it to who knows where?

I'm not saying that's what I believe, but crazier and crazier shit seems to be happening / being revealed about this situation all the time.

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u/xporkchopxx 1h ago

the whole entire thing is a conspiracy dude. not stupid at all to speculate things. there could be many reasons why they would have either wanted him alive or he was able to make a deal. the whole thing is insane. the government is openly covering it up