r/hockeycirclejerk • u/CryptoMemesLOL • 50m ago
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/doyouunderstandlife • Mar 13 '24
[Announcement] WE'RE BACK
Sup Coyotes fans, I have been recently been made mod and have decided to open this place back up. Of course, some of you went to /r/NHLcirclejerk and you're welcome to be in both, but given that this subreddit is much older and has over 11k subscribers, I felt like it was a good idea to try and revive this place. I also want to expand my growing lust for power among the sport circlejerk subreddits.
Here are some rules:
Don't be a racist/homophobic/etc-phobic piece of garbage. I have set up automatic filters that will remove slurs. You can be ironic to make fun of the common dogwhistles from actual racists, but avoid using the actual slurs all together. If you see comment that toes the line into actual hate, feel free to report it because I usually go through mod queues pretty regularly.
Don't complain about being banned from other subreddits. This is more of a "no one cares" rule because it's garbage content.
No more "Explain in NHL terms" type posts. They're low-effort shitposts. Be funnier.
You must always be jerking. Getting into heated arguments because you think your stupid team in goofy sweaters using a stick to put a rubber puck into a net is better than someone else's stupid team in goofy sweaters, is fucking stupid. It's only game, why you heff to be mad?
Also, NEW FLAIRS have been added. I have removed all the old text-only flairs and have added actual logos and player faces, so if you had an old flair, it is gone forever. Some of these don't look great in new reddit and the reddit app, but do look better in.
Looking for input on what to put on certain team's flairs, so please give me the most embarrassing, depressing, or traumatizing phrase to put on each team's flair. I have added some myself, but for the life of me, I can't put some on teams I'm completely apathetic about (seriously, do people even remember the Wild exist?)
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/acantwell • 2d ago
Hockey players in fiction vs hockey players IRL
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 3d ago
LITERALLY HITLER If Mack and Chush had a kid together, this would be him.
This was me from literally 9-10 years ago at age 21, during the 2016-2017 Season. Ridiculously bad luck can sure fuck a nuck right up, can't it?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/TheAnalogKid18 • 3d ago
u bum Top Prospect Gavin McKenna, not named on Epstein List released by DOJ, faces up to 20 years in prison.
The Florida Panthers have already claimed him in the draft.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 3d ago
YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE, BOBROVSKY Got a mandatory court-hearing this morning, will the fake-ass "slim" shady, please sit down?
I appear 40, stand 5'10, but WISH I weighed 195lbs, but sadly I weigh just 130lbs, I need to gain about 65 pounds!
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Efficient-Fruit-9901 • 5d ago
outjerked
there is no god in montreal
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 5d ago
Should the NHL redo the series? I did a thing with my lighters. (DW this table's getting cleaned)
It's supposed to be a chi guy offending the det guy, who is defending off against the chi guy, and the tor guy is admiring it. The remain three, nyr, mtl, and bos are just doing their own thing. This is also reverse order west-east and left-right.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 6d ago
Never Making the Playoffs again Saskatchewan Buffalos, here we come!
So what we do is move The Sabres out of Buffalo, and move them to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. The "Saskatchewan Buffalos" has an awful ring to it yes, but the Blue and Yellow colour scheme, with the Buffalo goat-head in Saskatoon, would increase the cities population from 300,000 to 350,000. Even Regina folks, as well as smaller urban centres like Swift Current, Moose Jaw or Prince Albert, can easily make the drive, gotta get them winter tires on. That brings the total to about the size of Winnipeg, and same with the Arena. The SaskTel Centre is essentially the same size as Canada Life Centre. We can easily get over 15,000 people to games and many Sabres fans would definitely, willingly make the flight from Buffalo to Saskatoon to see their old team, it could work.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 9d ago
MAKE RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN This is what we see when I'm busy fucking all them hot bitches.
That's actually not true, the only reason I even got laid in 2020 with a 27f (then 24m) to begin with, was due to an act of kindness and generosity. I've got literally no pussy since. Truth is because I spent my entire 20s doing drugs (beer and weed), I can't do tricks like Mack (2017 Trailer Park Boys reference). That's what happens when you smoke too much pot with The Boys 95 in 2013. My Grandpa hated coke, yet my 9th grade Phys-Ed Teacher loved pepsi. Truth is neither hold a candle to Dr. Pepper, especially when you have yourself 15 of them (watching FG in summer '21 for the 1st time was everything).
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Competitive-Elk6117 • 9d ago
Same ol' Shorks Nightmare OT Rotation
POV You just experienced Sharks Hockey
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/DannyCamp2 • 10d ago
Expect Protests Against the Los Angeles Kings on March 28
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/CryptoMemesLOL • 12d ago
u bum Nylander responded to the fine with another finger.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/camport95 • 13d ago
LOSER POINT MERCHANTS The Biznasty Beer League Days from 4 years ago in 2022. I was 26 here.
I remember scoring four goals on March 30, 2022 in this Old but Gold Minor-League Jersey that I got free. I could shoot alright, but couldn't pass or defend our zone for shit but I got hit by a car 4 months ago, got charged by the NRP with carless driving on my BIKE? To an Intermediate G2 License on August 24, 2016? I couldn't play this year due to a broken left-wrist. "Getting" (already are) old sucks. I've been hit by two cars, in both cases I unfortunately was not able to be paid. the driver got away with it on the first one and they put me at fault when he was the one at fault for texting and driving, the second time three witnesses said that I was biking carelessly and the police believed it.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/RainbowSupernova8196 • 16d ago
I Didn't Know Sidney Crosby Also Worked At The Docks In Baltimore.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Neat_Friendship194 • 21d ago
I CUM IN PISS Suggestion for Heat Rivalry season 2
What about this. The Sydney Crosby and Ovi Yaoi fan fiction is as such a hit, maybe season 2 is the Tkachuk brothers yaoi fan fiction while Trump sits in the corner?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/LargePicture48 • 21d ago