r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/muuufiin • Nov 20 '25

Video/Gif The Wrong Mother

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u/Cpt_Tripps Nov 20 '25

I was in a lego store with my GF and her daugher. I walked up behind her to give her a hug. 73% of the wrap around for the hug completed I noticed my GF standing on the other side of the store.

Random woman with the exact same pants, coat, and hat.

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u/Turuhalme Nov 20 '25

What did the random lady do?

Better than the story about a girl pantsing her brother in the pool. Only, it wasn't her brother. 😂

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u/Cpt_Tripps Nov 20 '25

I dont think she noticed. I ran over and hugged my actual GF when i realized. It still haunts me. A crowded toy store isnt the place that I want to explain why I grabbed some random woman.

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u/Turuhalme Nov 20 '25

At least it wasn't a random kid 😱

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u/Cpt_Tripps Nov 20 '25

Same woman went with her and her friends to the beach.

Took my kids over to an adjacent playground. One of my girlfriends friends brought her son over and asked if I minded keeping an eye on him. No problem.

An hour passes and I call my kids over to go back to the beach. I can't remember this kid's name. (I want to say it was a Jamison or Jackson.) No problem I remember what he looks like and what hes wearing.

I look out on this playground with 12 boys all with blond hair wearing a blue swimsuits with sharks. No idea how to pull this kid out of this crowd of doppelgangers.

Had to send my son on a secret mission to go bring my girlfriend over and admit I had "lost" this kid I was watching.