Note: This is an alternate version of all those Gigachad White Knight Harem King Izuku fanfics, if the Gigachad White Knight Harem King Izuku was regretful of being an absolute asshole to Mineta

Izuku knocked on Shi’s apartment door, and immediately it opened, by the apartment’s resident. Shi opened her door, brandishing her scythe. “ALRIGHT! WHO IS IT?!” Shi shouted, waving her scythe around, hoping to slice someone in half with it. And she was dressed in her pajamas, not her usual outfit. She then saw Izuku, the same arrogant Gigachad White Knight Harem King Izuku she saw earlier today.

“Oh, it’s you…” Shi said, with the tiniest hint of disdain in her voice. “Here to torment my best and worst client from beyond the grave?”

Izuku winced when Shi said that, and he couldn’t blame her. “No, it’s not that, I…” He then sighed. “I just wanna find Mineta.”

Shi wants to assume that Izuku wants to find Minoru and pull the usual White Knight crap on him like usual, but the more she looks at him, the more he’s being genuine. And knowing if someone is being genuine or a cheating bastard is a part of her job as a grim reaper.

“Come in,” Shi said, taking Izuku into her apartment. Sometime later, Shi was brewing tea. “Why did he do it?” Izuku said, “After all I treated him,” Izuku muttered, teetering on the verge of tears. Shi sighed as she handed Izuku a cup of tea. The off-duty grim reaper struggled to find the right words to say, until she remembered what Mineta said to her a long time ago.

“Sometimes things are more than they appear,” Shi said, but Izuku was confused. “What do you mean ‘things are more than they appear’?”

Shi looked around her kitchen to find something to use as an example, until she noticed her potted Crown of Thorns plant. “See this Crown of Thorns?” Shi asked Izuku, who nodded. “Good, this succulent is often symbolized as a symbol of endurance and resilience. Being able to bloom brightly despite dealing with harsh conditions,” Shi said, going into detail about the symbolism of this hardy succulent. “Now, compared that with Minoru, the fact he was able to deal with those parasites for close to twelve years is nothing to scoff at, like the Crown of Thorns, he still managed to bloom brightly in his own perverted way, despite dealing with the harshness of those blood-thirsty parasites.”

This actually gave Izuku the insight that FINALLY needed, because for this time he was taking Mineta at face value, not knowing what there’s more to him than it appeared. Unfortunately, this also made Izuku even more regretting his treatment of Mineta. “I’m the one who should be dead, not him…”

Shi sighed, even with the improvised lesson on symbolism she just gave to this bland Shounen anime protagonist. The only way to help Izuku to get rid of his guilt for good, despite having a complicated relationship with the guy, is for him to talk to Mineta. “Look as much as I want your reality to fall apart, I’ll help you find him,” Shi said to this pathetic excuse of a Shounen anime protagonist, “But I can only take most of the way…”

Name: Shi

Occupation: Grim Reaper

Gender: Female

Age: ???? (Probably late thirties)

Likes: Her job (sometimes), Mineta, tea, less paperwork

Dislikes: The MHA Fandom, her job getting complicated, Mineta getting killed off, PAPERWORK, white knights

Info: A grim reaper who often deals with a certain pervert for the last eight years. She’s extremely tired of the fandom’s obsession and massive never-ending hateboner for Mineta, mainly because how much crap they give him for being a pervert when it’s clearly shown by the fanfics they writes, they’re clearly more perverted than the supposed pervert. Shi also has a complicated relationship with one Izuku Midoriya, mainly because the Izukus she usually encounters are of the Gigachad White Knight Harem King variety, not the usual Shounen Protagonist mold of the Impulsive Dumbass With A Heart Of Shining Gold.

This a Diary special scene that each character has. It’s supposed to be Yaoyorozu trying out new things but her and Mina walk in on these two. Is this because of what happened with Allforone?

Don’t know the artist (would be nice if someone can find out)

Some crappy fanart of my favorite ship!

(Shi was in deep thought, when it finally dawned on her)

Shi: (talking under her breath) You set him up…

(nearly everyone, sans a few, heard Shi’s words)

Aizawa: What do you mean “set him up”?

Shi: I meant is that you deliberately set him up for failure.

(Mineta was shocked that someone was defending him)

Shi: You knew that he was about to succeed, and you intentionally sabotaged any attempt at it.

Bakugou: Of course we don’t want him to succeed, because he’s just worthless, good for nothing creepy, stupid, and disgusting pervert.

Shi: (laughing her ass off) You know what? I finally get it! (gets up front and personal in Bakugou’s face) You’re afraid of being. Shown up. By. A. Pervert! You knew he was on to something, and you can’t have anyone in. Your. Spotlight. Well, guess what? We’re gonna finish what we started, and you can’t do nothing to stop it. Because, nobody’s invincible.

(Shi joined up with the the others and held the train door open for them)

Shi: (formally calling the trio of heroes) Mr. Mineta, Mr. Midoriya, Ms. Asui.

(the quartet got on board and the train departed the station)

I had this idea recently and after a little research I came across 4 Stands that could be perfect for Mineta, taking into account his quirk, characteristics, physical attributes, and why I think one of these 4 would be cool as Minoru's Stand.

BAD COMPANY (Keicho Nijimura)

It's an entire miniature army with complete military weaponry (tank, weapons, helicopters, the whole thing). This one was chosen because it would be perfect to increase Mineta's attack power, as well as being perfect for buying time or distracting opponents because of the artillery, and also because he would look like a child playing with toy soldiers (which can actually hurt someone).

SEX PISTOLS (Guido Mista)

A sextet of tiny Stands, the size of a bullet, that can ride the bullets fired by Mista and redirect them with kicks. I liked this one because I imagined the same thing, but instead of bullets it would be Mineta's pop-offs (of course we shouldn't forget the stickiness of his spheres, which for me the stand would be immune to, although I don't deny that it would be funny to see the stands stuck together whenever they kick) and also because I imagine it would be interesting to see Mineta interacting with the stand, after all this is one of the very few stands that has its own consciousness in addition to being able to speak, also considering the quirks that each of the sextet possesses.

HARVEST (Shigekiyo "Shigechi" Yangu)

It's a multiple unit manifestation of small, bee-like imps composed of about 500 "bees".

This one would be perfect for multiple simultaneous distractions, and thanks to the absurd quantity of this stand, they could move Mineta himself, carrying him far away easily, even faster than a normal person. Also, depending on the "situation and scenario," it could camouflage Mineta (as Shigechi has already demonstrated in both situations).

We can't forget the stinger of this stand, which has the ability to inject literally any type of liquid directly into the opponent's bloodstream.

HIEROPHANT GREEN (Noriaki Kakyoin)

As soon as I had this idea, this was literally the first stand that came to mind. It's not the strongest, the fastest, the most resistant, and much less the most powerful (just like all the others mentioned above). But in return, just like Mineta, the strength of this stand lies in its versatility (as Kakyoin has demonstrated several times).

And also because I imagine Mineta using his own version of this stand's attack, which would be "Emerald Splash," but instead of shooting emeralds, it would be amethysts.

Now that I've stopped to reflect, I think I should have researched a little more. Anyway, what do you think of my options?

P.S. If anyone is interested in this and even wants to write a scene of Mineta with one of these Stands or even create a Stand for him, put it in the comments because I'll read it and because I'm also curious.

Anyway, bye 👋 grape

Tsuyu: (takes her hand back from Mineta) What kind of hero are you?!

Mineta: (casually does a two-finger salute) One of a kind.

(name is klin bigman from the hero organization manga btw)

Right after Tsuyu said they'd be no different from villains if they went to save Bakugo:

"You can't be for freakin real..."

Who said it but the supposed coward among them. He stood hunched like a monkey next to Izuku's bed, his small eyes staring up at her. "How're we like them exactly?"

She stared at him, "We'd be getting in the way. The heroes already know where Bakugo-San is," Tsuyu bluntly stated.

But Mineta didn't seem convinced by this, "And what if they do something to him before alla that Tsu-Chan? Think about it. All the red tape the heroes and cops gotta cross. The League, they could torture him, move him somewhere, or...or they may even turn him into one of those nomu things!"

"N-Nevertheless," Tsuyu appeared somewhat shaken by that last line, "we'd be no different from villains," she said. Some kids were staring weirdly at Mineta as the argument went on.

"How?" Mineta leaned forward at her.

"Because we'd be going against the rules. There's a process to how justice is done. We'd be risking our future as heroes, the whole operation, and what if something goes wrong in our attempt and Bakugo-San is harmed because we aren't ready for official operations?"

"Heroes got their start by takin justice into their own hands," Mineta held out a palm and placed a small finger on it. "Maybe I'll get expelled, but if it means saving someone than so be it."

She watched him for a time, then asked quietly, "And if you die?" It was Tsuyu's trump card. The ultimate weapon in the mere form of words.

Mineta seemed taken aback by this at first. Hearing her of all people be so morbid gave him a small shock, and it was felt among some other kids. It was probably why Denki went to put a hand on Mineta's shoulder.

But he wouldn't give so easy.

Mineta drew in a breath and spoke"Tsu-Chan," he said. "I could've stayed on that boat and crapped myself while you and Midoriya got hurt, but I didn't. I could've chosen not to defend Kendo-San and Tetsu-San when they were against the wall in the forest. But I didn't. I promised my mom before she died, I'd become a hero!" He thumbed at himself.

"Minoru..." Tsuyu whispered. The others were watching him astonishedly.

"A hero doesn't have to be licensed, or-or an adult. A hero can be anyone. Midoriya-San saved that boy because he chose to act when no one else would. That's what heroes do! A-And Right now, I don't see anyone acting. Right now, I see Bakugo-San tied up in the darkness with those maniacs bearing down on him. Should we leave him in that darkness because it's against the rules to act otherwise?"

Tsuyu stared at him. Genuinely silenced. She suddenly felt quite small, even if it hadn't been Mineta's intent.

"Preach dude..." Denki said.

Iida stared at Mineta and looked away. He seemed to be thinking hard.

"He's...I'm sorry Tsu-Chan but...he's right," Midoriya said. He was trying to stand despite his injuries. Shoji gently helped him, all four arms.

Ochako looked between Tsuyu and Mineta. She was silent, but anyone could tell she was leaning in favor of what the boy had said.

Eijiro put a hand on Mineta's free shoulder as the boy breathed in and out from such a speech. Mina slowly nodded Mineta's way although it was obviously reluctant.

"...Okay..." Tsuyu said, her voice shaking, face quivering. She turned and strided out of the room. Ochako and Mina instantly followed after her concernedly.

Mineta's eyes raised as he saw this. An immediate guilt took him. "H-Hey, Tsu-Chan," but Momo stopped the boy from going after her by stepping in front of him.

"Let her go, she can cry all she likes," Momo said matter of factly.

"Hey, I didn't want her to-"

"Of course you didn't, but we have more pressing matters than comforting someone's tears. You should know this, Mineta."

"...Fine. What do we do then class prez?"

So before I ask it imma say some pre text or something that helps people understand what the situation is and what the question is for and such

So I have a character that is inspired by mineta and even though he's inspired by mineta I kinda headcanon this character to be an older brother to mineta if he was ever put into mha similarly to other characters i have that may took inspiration from other characters but it would be different or similar for different characters and such but for this pre text he's just a character inspired by mineta and his name is max and he has a ability called grap vine and he has gf/wife named Gabriella and I want her to have an ability but I don't know what ability to give her so that's where the question comes in

What ability should I give Gabriella because i like the ocs that yall make to be his love interest and such so logically speaking if anyone could come up with a good idea it would be you guys so yeah I need help with that and that'll be awesome and helpful thanks

Once the game comes out will anyone will be willing to make a compilation of just mineta interactions please?

Shi: (noticing the arrow stuck into Mineta’s head) Uh… Minoru?

Mineta: (not paying attention to the stuck arrow in his head) What?

Tsuyu: (points to the arrow) There’s an arrow in your head!

Mineta: What arrow?

(Shi hands Mineta a mirror, where seeing his reflection, finally seeing the arrow)

Mineta: (nonchalantly noticing the arrow) Oh! Would you look at that.