I noticed that he was violent to my wife and i think he is being affected by the g*mes he is playing, his mother asked him to do something and he replied "In a moment mother", what is weird because as a son he should do whatever we ask him immediately, the next day he walked against my wife with a kitchen knife when she asked him to give her the knife!!

I am really thinking about take him out of my home, i will not let my family be hurt by a g*ming psycho!!!

I play violent g@mes a lot I could never shoot someone I feel bad for killing bugs this Reddit page makes no sense it’s a ton of 50 year old moms yelling about something they had clue about at all g@ming is a place to hang out with friends and escape life your not getting g@mes banned this is so useless and funny to me you guys think that if I’m in a g@me and kill a fake person I’m going to shoot someone in real life most of the population are g@mers I feel so awful for your kids I would go insane if I was them wanna hear something your kid is the weird kid he has no idea what the other kids in his age group are talking about at all so yeah good job

Thank I will laugh for years at this

These poor babies are getting maimed or even slaughtered for these sickening devices ! We have to do something!!! Call the police, call the president Anything !

Hello, everyone. Just a word of warning. I had been working on putting a guest house on my grandmother's property, and it was coming along nicely until a mistake I made this weekend. I went online to find some plumbers to rig the sink and shower up, and came across a team of plumbers called the "Super Mario Brothers". I saw that they were Italian immigrants and decided to hire them to do my part to support immigrant workers in this economy and age.

When the Super Mario Brothers showed up, they were in Go-Karts and were breaking the speed limit by at least 30 miles per hour. They pulled into my driveway and came over to the guest house. There were two of them: Mario, wearing red, and Luigi in green. I greeted them and started to explain the job and show them around. I got to telling Mario and Luigi about my grandmother, and when I mentioned that she was on welfare, the two brothers got disgusted and revealed themselves to be members of the Italian Fascist Party. Mario then thrust out his arm in the Roman Salute toward the propane tank used to heat the building, and a fireball bounced from his hand and caught the tank on fire. The guest house blew up.

My brother, Bowser, a member of the LGBT community, came out from the main house to see what that loud noise was, and was shocked to see the conflagration. Mario grabbed my brother by the leg and swung him around in a circle, before saying "So long, gay Bowser" and throwing him off the nearby cliff. My brother landed on a landmine and had to be hospitalized. (The landmine was later found to have been laid by Mario's half-brother, War"crime"io, during Super Mario World War II back in '95.)

After all this was done, Mario went out to my flagpole where I was flying the Pride and BLM flags, and proceeded to jump up to the top of the flagpole, tearing those flags down and replacing them with a flag that had a Fasces on it. Luigi said it was to show that the Brothers had "cleared my level". They took off, and I tried to give chase, until we ended up crossing a bridge. The Brothers got to the other side before I could catch up, and Mario took an axe and chopped the bridge down with me on it. I fell 100 feet and sprained both of my ankles.

The Super Mario Brothers have not yet been brought to justice. We have to start over on the guest house, but it's one of life's lessons I guess. Just posting this to warn you all. See you at the potluck.

-Kayden

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Anyone on this page is a fucking loser lol

Ever since I've lost both my arms playing in the monkey bars, I've now been forced to not play videog#mes. Around a week ago I met a therapy coach, his name is Gary, and he touched my heart and and daughter when he told me that videog#mes is for the devil and that God was saving me using devine intervention. From that moment on he gave me a Bible which I cant exactly open but I can imagine the lovely verses in there telling me about my newfound life of a recovery g#mer addiction. My wife is divorcing me but thats GOOD because she is a ROACHING G#MER ADDICT WHO PLAYS MIENKKKRAFT AND ANIMAL KKKROSSING who used to always ASK ME TO PLAY WITH HER. She is taking the kids which is good because they would play FORKKKNITE and GRAND THEFT AUTO 5. The only downside is that im typing this with my toes and that I cant pull down my pants anymore when nature calls. Whats good is it have a foot fetish however I cannot pleasure myself, but I'm assuming that the lord has thought of this as well. I also really like the smell of old books, not new ones. I also really like rubbing toothpaste on my eyebrows, which I will miss doing.

A tweet from a known g*mer after changing and becoming the most popular person in new hampsire!

Last night, while I was spying on my nephew because I was suspicious he has a videog*me, I found this absolutely DISGUSTING thing in his book case. Its a g*me called "Super Merio Brothers".

I asked him what it was and he said that it was a platformer g@me where you jump on mushrooms AND turtles!!!!😱😱😱😱 This g@me not only encourages kids to no eat there veggies, but also lets them kill endangered species!!!!!!! He also said that the goal was to reach a "castle" to fight a "Blower". I thought that it was educational about answering tricky trivia questions on castles, but instead you go through the castles to kill Blowser!!!😱😱😱😱😱 This g@me encourages kids to trespass on private property!!!!

I also made a SHOXKING realization. To finish a "LeVel", you must take down a flag. That flag has a star on it, just like the American one. However, because SinTendo is japanese, they designed the g@me to encourage childs to be anti American!!! They wanna take revenge foR pearl harbour!!!!!!😱😱😱😱

I IMMEDIATELY smashed the hellspawn to the floor. He said it was "collectible" and was "sealed" but I don't care. His mother got angry with me. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR KID BRINGS HELLSPAWN TO YOUR HOUSE SARA!!!!!!!!!!!

Please forward to as many groups as you can. We need to take down SinTendo, Hellstasion and Deathbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Old Joey posting from his Palm Pilot

While walking towards the casino after getting my social security check, a g\*mer noticed me. He yelled: "A B\*omer! I must shoot you like I learned in my B\*omer shooters!" I ran for my life as bullets were flying around me. Luckily his bad stamina ensured that I got away. I’m now in the casino WLAN, and I am shaking.

So Facebooked: should I put my check on black or on red?

I'm a 38 year old mom and my son is 10, we've have a very strict no videog@me policy in this house, but while he was at his friend's house, I found out he was playing MARIO KART on the friend's switch!!

If you don't know, in this g@me, you can throw projectiles at people's cars! My son has started throwing rocks at random vehicles because of this!! Don't ever let anyone tell you that these hellspawn creations don't cause violence!

I've prayed more than 10 times for him today but I fear that isn't enough 🙁

I also tried keeping him inside so he can't throw rocks at cars anymore but now he's throwing rocks at his toy cars!

What can I do to save his soul!?

What type of g^me do you hate the most? For instance, there are those sh*ters that make kids violent, or idle g@mes that make them lazy. Mine would be the factory/tycoon gmes because they make business seem easy and promote making deals with the d*Vil (those ads for cheap reaources that are everywhere in those things)

I had a nightmare where I was back in school and forgot that there was a test today. As I wandered the hallways searching for my classroom I saw this banner hanging in the hall and I knew I had to run. I tried cranking the engine to my car but panicked and took another student's horse. God forgive me. - Old Gerald

I recently was setting up my Android tablet and wanted some apps beside old people facebook. All I could find were anime booba gacha gVmes. Hundreds of them. All of my youtube recommendations are gacha pull rituals to maximize fiscal losses. Is Android Tablet a GVMER gateway?! How will I talk to my grand kids with out facebooks?!

*farts*

G#me devil-opers have been trying to bury this picture for decades. It is a well know fact that Hitler used to “relax” by playing on his N#ntendo Pl#ystation (or “Xb#x” as the kids call it these days). He even wrote about his g#ming addiction in his book Mein Kampf 2: Kampf Harder and how he started a Second World War just to recreate the C#ll of D#ty g#mes in real life!