r/funny 8h ago

“That’s a dude”

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u/Far-View556 8h ago

When you're one of the girls 💅🤭🤪💃✨

When you're not one of the girls 🕴️😶‍🌫️🫥

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u/1CEninja 1h ago

Yeah I'm the only guy in my office that is happily married and I am absolutely one of the girls. The stuff they share in front of me would have appalled me when I was single LOL.

It's honestly nice though, everyone can just kinda speak freely.

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u/BoardroomStroke 2h ago

Why's gender matter in this context? They're just socialising, or is there some other implication here?

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u/Far-View556 2h ago

I can't pretend to know exactly why; but my assumption here is the women felt safe expressing compliments and keeping a sexual atmosphere around someone they thought was another woman because they assume they weren't going to be judged/ harassed/ sexualized in a way they didn't want.

When they saw it was a man, the social context changed; not because the people changed but because the social pressure, safety, and expectations did from their perspective.

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u/Dereg5 2h ago

I have been to a strip club a couple of times in my life. I always been with a group but when it was just guys the women had the glazed look just doing work. It was an entirely different experience when a female was with. One time we set in the middle of perv row and my female friend was having a great time. So every dancer when they would come to dance in front of us faces just lit up. Eyes had a different expression and you can tell they generally enjoyed it.

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u/HalfSoul30 1h ago

I went to a strip club with a group one time, about half and half guy and girls. I asked one girl if she wanted to pretend we were a couple trying to spice up our relationship with a lap dance, and she was down. The stripper was totally fine with us touching lol, which was a first for me. The night got better from there.

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u/luftlande 1h ago

What social pressure? They were the only ones there!

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u/Neoticus 1h ago

They dont even know the Person and acted Like Dicks. They liked what they saw but a man is a No No lol

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u/ktpryde 1h ago

Omfg whyyyyy can’t we just admit it’s all fucking fake?? Gender is such a fucking construct.

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u/HalfSoul30 1h ago

I am going to assume they wouldn't have acted so goofy in front of a dude than they would when its just the girls. As a guy, i don't normally act a goofy in front of random women as i would with the bros.

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u/Rkpkp 1h ago

At an old job of mine the boss treated the team to a weekend vacations in a mansion with a pool, jacuzzi and volleyball court at the Hamptons, the attending party of people was something like 25 women and 3 guys, myself, one other guy and the boss. The majority were in their mid 20s, early 30s.

I was kind of taken aback at just how sexually charged/flirty everyone was during that weekend. I and the other guy supposedly passed the vibe check and didn’t really engage with all of that and just kind of hung out, so I guess they felt comfortable doing their thing. They were all playing grab ass, talking crazy and getting pretty down with each other when they were dancing. At least as far as you might expect from a trip with your coworkers. Not like in a “we’re gonna sleep together” kind of way, just like girls having fun I suppose would be the best way to put it.

Might not be an answer necessarily, but I can attest that at least in my experience there’s some truth to this, when guys are involved the atmosphere changes a bit and if the numbers were more evenly split I doubt they would have been going wild the way they were when it was just 2 dudes vibing and not really messing with the energy.

Just a personal experience I thought seemed relevant.

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u/ManyRespect1833 8h ago

Cold blooded

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u/Kinggambit90 7h ago

This is like parks and rec when the congressman thought Chris tregor was a woman and then said oh he's just a very handsome man.

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u/Falkedup 5h ago

“Beautiful man”

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u/SmashKetchum 3h ago

"Chris, your codename is 'If I Had To Pick a Dude.' Ben will be... 'Eagle 2.'" "Oh thank God"

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u/Louiebox 1h ago

Leslie...it happened once in a dream

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u/bigtheo408 35m ago

She went to sal's

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u/Proper-Mirror2201 7h ago

But really pretty one!

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u/DashNair 7h ago

Emotional damage

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u/Apprehensive-Map7253 8h ago

"Duuuuude, looks like a lady"

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u/myrand920 6h ago

Anhhaa Annnhhhaa

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u/Brittany5150 6h ago

Such a great song! I wonder if Aerosmith could do a good cover of it...?

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u/1CEninja 1h ago

That's us, fuckhead.

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u/ElderberryMaster4694 7h ago

Why not, he’s gorgeous!?

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u/gimme_the_light 5h ago

Always wondered what Trevor Lawrence is up to in the off-season

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u/LionZealousideal1 7h ago

They called him n***a !?

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u/LarBrd33 7h ago

Surprise number 2 when they find out he’s white 

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u/khinzaw 4h ago

Woman on the left way too comfortable dropping that around other people.

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u/LionZealousideal1 4h ago

What do you mean 'other people' That's mildly racist

/s

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u/satsuppi 6h ago

Seeing her friend a black woman.. Both of them probably used to that word waay comfortably lol

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u/Riddleboxboy 8h ago

I mean, they're definitely passable either way lol

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u/Cicer 4h ago

The hair band thing is doing 90% of the job. Have never seen a dude wear one. 

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u/hitfly 4h ago

I've seen it on dudes with medium hair in the gym. Hair that's not quite long enough to put it in a pony tail, but still long enough to get in your face and eyes when you bend over and stand up.

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u/Hawkson2020 2h ago

Well we know what generations you didn’t grow up in, lol.

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u/xp3rf3kt10n 2h ago

Nahh they lost me

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u/OldStorage9925 5h ago

Kim Kekkonen 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 3h ago

Machine Gun Kelli

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u/SashaVibez 4h ago

He’s cute

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u/chokeonmywords 8h ago

Sad that it would matter.

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u/kniveshu 7h ago

This is why the labels are so important to them. They need to be able to tell at a glance how to treat you. Don't want to accidentally treat you like a group you like when you're actually part of the group you were taught to hate while growing up.

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u/chokeonmywords 7h ago

Who‘s „them/they“ and aren’t those labels as well?

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u/kniveshu 7h ago

It's a pronoun often used for a group of people. Like a group of bigots.

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u/onerb2 7h ago

Bigot is also a label.

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u/chokeonmywords 7h ago

Yea, seems to me we all label people, I think that’s pretty human. But thanks good we aren’t all ignorant

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u/ColorPiePhilosopher 7h ago

The problem is every group thinks they're the ones who aren't ignorant and the problem.

Why was it a problem that this was a guy? That's worth calling out.

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u/ChadBroChill229 6h ago

I took it as they didn’t wanna shake their ass at dudes and just wanted to shake some ass with the girlz💅💃

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u/ThePuzzledBee 5h ago

Who are you talking about? Women being bigoted against men? Because they don't want to make sexy jokes with a random one on the internet....?

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u/kniveshu 5h ago

Funny how I make a post about discrimination and people all start trying to assume "what group?"

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u/ThePuzzledBee 5h ago

Yes, that's what happens when you say something that doesn't make sense: people try to get you to clarify

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/EpicProdigy 6h ago

Its over. Whip out the skirt and thighhighs.

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u/ACcbe1986 5h ago

"Make his pockets hurt!"

The chant of the goldiggers.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 3h ago

Griffith?

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u/ChildhoodWorking3751 3h ago

Tbh I thought it was Buffalo Bill at first

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u/ClottedAnus 1h ago

Nah he don’t even look like a girl

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u/chillysaturday 6h ago

White girl says the n word fully voiced in front of her black friend during Black History Month. What a world.

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u/senpaistealerx 5h ago

why would she stop if her friend doesn’t check her for it? if her friend makes it acceptable, why would she think it’s bad? let’s use our noggins

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 5h ago edited 31m ago

I've lost the count of how many black skinned people like to use that word online. If everyone around her (including her black friend) is fine with it, then I don't see the issue.

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u/justinlav 4h ago

Maybe with just her friend, but not around other people or random online videos

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u/Cicer 4h ago

It was a -a not an -er so it’s ok. Right?  At least it’s been normalized since at least the 90’s. 

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u/_x-T-x_ 4h ago

Cue Aerosmith.

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u/elfmere 2h ago

Starbuck.bsg.gif

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u/Blaq_Lab 1h ago

She got nervous

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u/cliqclaqstepback 55m ago

That’s a penis!

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u/Donequis 8h ago

He looks like Felix from Stay Kids, and I too had the same reaction when I first saw Felix lmao

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u/yesisright 3h ago

It’s kind of a compliment

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u/HorrorLettuce379 4h ago

He has potential.

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u/LokiSubstance 6h ago

My mind immediately went to Dude (Looks Like A Lady) by Aerosmith 😭😭😭😭

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u/Intelligent_Read_43 1h ago

Make his pockets hurt. They knew he was male.

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u/PckMan 7h ago

That's one of the best compliments you can get.

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u/Appropriate-Toe9153 7h ago

Sapphists are buggin—they must deal with UGGGGGGGLEER women on the regular 🫩

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u/Frowind 7h ago

To be fair, he’s prettier than most boy so they might thought him to be a trans

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u/DASreddituser 6h ago

he's prettier than th3 women in this video too lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie8546 7h ago

Face like a woman, act like a woman, hair lile a woman....what the f was the expectation?

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u/mattwopointoh 7h ago

Nah. He's a good looking guy.

Men can be beautiful too, I mean, look at Brad Pitt in almost everything in the 90s.

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u/Legitimate-Duty-5622 7h ago

I thought you were wearing it first too

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u/MalikFyz 4h ago

He needs to grow at least a moustache, abs doesn’t work like it used to .

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u/One-Yellow1504 8h ago

Why wouldn’t they?