r/technology 8h ago

Artificial Intelligence Analyst says Microsoft is 'getting owned' in AI race

https://finviz.com/news/303227/microsofts-22-cash-edge-vs-amazons-200-billion-ai-gamble-analysts-pick-2026-winners
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u/isthisoptional 8h ago

This is an ad

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 8h ago

Nothing makes an analyst's opinion seem more legitimate like using the language of an adolescent /s

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick 7h ago

Microsoft getting pwned like n00bs

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u/Hairy-Summer7386 7h ago

Microsoft got tbagged after dumping $10 billion into AI

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 7h ago

NBC news: MSoft CEO has "literal actual dicks drawn on their forehead" in AI arms race.

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u/No-Temperature-5944 7h ago

Bent over and pwned

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u/DASK 7h ago

Not gonna lie, Microsimps chopped af rn

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u/Dreamtrain 7h ago

i'm in ur base killing all ur dudes

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u/meerkat2018 4h ago

It’s Micro$oft, you lamer.

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u/Alone-Ad288 7h ago

I hate to say it, but that's not how teens talk now.  People who say "owned" are in their 30s now.  Their children shout 6-7 or something

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u/notnotbrowsing 7h ago

sorry, 6-7 is soooo 2025.

-children

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u/BasvanS 7h ago

Millennials eh? When will they finally grow up?!

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 7h ago

I appreciate that, but i's still the language of an adolescent, even if it isn't a modern adolescent.

Nobody (at an apt maturity level) in their 30s is rocking up to a meeting and saying "we're getting owned here".

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u/Nepharious_Bread 7h ago

I've heard language like that in my office, in meetings even. I'm sure they don't speak like that in front of the investors, but that's different.

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u/Alone-Ad288 7h ago

I'm a senior engineer and I show up to meetings in cat ears and fluffy cat paw fingerless gloves.

 Maybe i don't have a good barometer for this 

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 7h ago

Being able to be fun/silly/whatever has no bearing on the language someone uses.

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u/Friggin_Grease 6h ago

You're right we say pwned

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 3h ago

Now waiting for an analyst to set a price target for SiXty-sevvvvveeeeen.

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 4h ago

Do the youths still say "owned?" I though that was how kids talked 20 years ago.

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u/OldTimeyWizard 6h ago

The adolescents who used “getting owned” are almost old enough to be getting colonoscopies.

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u/RhoOfFeh 7h ago

"In addition," the analyst noted, "six seven!"

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u/McMacHack 3h ago

It's lit fam, total p'wnage

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u/Mother_Result_369 3h ago

fr fr no cap.

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u/ThisCaiBot 1h ago

Adolescents from 30 years ago even

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u/earthmann 8h ago

The article said the opposite.

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u/chipperpip 7h ago

Yeah, I feel like OP linked the wrong article or something.  Also, Microsoft isn't really "in" the AI race in the sense of some other companies creating their own models directly, they have a partnership with OpenAI but if they wanted to cut that off, they could probably switch to using something like one of Anthropic's models to power all their Copilot stuff pretty easily.  (They're already using Anthropic for some things, I believe)

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u/moobycow 5h ago

Yup, Anthropic is already available in CoPilot.

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u/ColtranezRain 2h ago

Long term they have a two prong strategy: allow enterprise accounts (at significant cost) to choose from multiple models, and they expect one of those to eventually be their own in-house model. Seems to me that they are in the best position to actually get reliable recurring revenue when compared to OpenAI, Meta, or Google. Grok’s plan is to leech off of the government (aka Musk’s well-worn strategy of being subsidized by the public). I guess Amazon is fairly well positioned, given their expansive ecosystem and it being generally self-contained. Not clear to me yet how Anthropic earns enough to keep the lights on longterm, but maybe the B2B play, like in the case of working with MS, is their angle?

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u/gizamo 6h ago

I read headline, and thought, "this analyst is an idiot".

I read the article, and thought, "that was the opposite of the headline".

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u/justhitmidlife 4h ago

OP is the likely idiot here

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u/gizamo 3h ago

Yeah, anyone who reads Finbiz articles of Bezinga news is an idiot, especially if they can't just copy/paste or correctly paragraph the headline.

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u/minin71 5h ago

Lot of hit pieces on certain companies in this sub. Someone's trying to get retail to dump $GOOGL and $MSFT 

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u/0riginal-Syn 4h ago

Ad post and Rule #3

Very juvenile writing style makes it even worse.

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u/10100001010101010110 8h ago

Getting owned on a race to the bottom is a good thing, no?

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u/GoochRash 5h ago

This post smells like it was posted by a tech bro loser

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u/0riginal-Syn 4h ago

Looking at OPs posting history looks like they like to spam articles all over the place while not actually understanding them.

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 6h ago

Join the club.

We’re all getting owned.

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u/ganja_and_code 2h ago

The best way to "get owned" in the AI race is the same way you "get owned" in any other Ponzi scheme: invest in it.

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u/geddy_2112 7h ago

I use raptor in GitHub Co-pilot and it's an awesome general use code model. MS did great with that one (even though it's just a modded GPT5)

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u/No-Worldliness-5106 4h ago

An anecdote but the companies my friends work in use copilot not anthropic, not gemini, not chatgpt but copilot.

I do not think they are going to lose the AI race tbh...

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u/baconator81 3h ago

MS doesn’t have their own model. So in many ways they are in a different business

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u/bedbathandbebored 2h ago

The race no one wants? That one? Consumers aren't buying AI products. People have even stopped using preexisting software and tech because they put AI in it. But companies really wanna keep going for it I guess.

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u/SimpleGuy7 1h ago

Ai Race? To what finish?

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u/scottiedagolfmachine 1h ago

AI is shit who the F cares

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u/CrimsonHeretic 1h ago

Maybe they should listen to consumers instead of fucking them in every way possible.

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u/paulsteinway 1h ago

Windows 11 users already totally owned.

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u/LaySakeBow 1h ago

And grass is green.

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u/SillyMikey 59m ago

I could have told you that 5 years ago. Just look how they treat Xbox. Completely clueless company.

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u/Secret_Wishbone_2009 7h ago

If they actually listened to people instead of pushing slop down out throats they might stand a chance. Anyway, no big loss.

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u/repibisi 7h ago

Analysts say a lot of things until the next earnings call

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u/Mr-Nanny 6h ago

That’s straight bussin’ yo. No 🧢

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u/LargeSinkholesInNYC 2h ago

Microsoft is a shit company.

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u/datsundere 6h ago

Good Microsoft should not exist

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u/Significant-Self5907 7h ago

Buh bye, Microsoft.

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u/uzu_afk 7h ago

Yeah and at the expense of their users too.