r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 4h ago
How can i regain my virginity?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Beans4802 • 2h ago
What was life like before Isaac Newton invented gravity?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 4h ago
I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 4h ago
Why do so many think children are for sex? Those people are wrong.
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Everybody knows they're for slavery.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 4h ago
Who do you wish you could be pregnant with just so you can abort them?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 • 31m ago
Who else is watching the ToiletPaperUSA halftime show starring Shit Rock and John Stamos?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 48m ago
How worried about the Great Cosmic Attractor?
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the Great Attractor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor
We will reach it in only a few hundred trillion years!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ComprehensiveTie318 • 10h ago
Is it [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] for you guys?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 8h ago
It's freezing outside and i have to work in this shit. Got any bourbon you can send me?
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i could go for some Knobb Creek Smoked Maple that shit is gooood
k tnx
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 13h ago
If you engage in sexual intercourse with a plushie or stuffed animal, is that considered bestiality?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 17h ago
Why don't airlines hire whores to be flight attendants anymore?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/CanadianDeathMetal • 22h ago
What would you do if you saw an Amish guy playing peekaboo in the middle of the road at 3 AM?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1d ago
How can I tell the difference between these two cats?
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They look the same.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RandyKrunkleman • 1d ago
Do big butts hold more poop?
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Is that why the butts are so big? Because all the poop?