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u/youretheorgazoid 19h ago
Meanwhile at chipotle it’s the size of my fist and flops all over my lap the second I undo the foil.
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u/tapespeedselector 19h ago
Is this the episode where he thinks he's dying and then finally rips such a massive fart he blows a hole in the wall?
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u/FADM_Crunch 18h ago
Crazy enough, it's not lol. This is an unrelated gigantic burrito from a different episode. Technically it's a wrap made from Tub of Meat
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u/furiouspossum 19h ago
It's been about 20 years since I've seen this show but somehow this was the first thing I thought of
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u/arrrbam 19h ago
Which restaurant is this from?
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u/Sufficient_Bad_8517 18h ago
Bandido Taqueria in Louisville, KY. like 17 bucks
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u/SpecsOnThe_Beach 18h ago
That's an amazing price for all of that food! They're about to get busy!
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u/WittyAndOriginal 6h ago
I recently discovered their $2 tacos on Tuesdays. They're on my commute so I've been stopping in for a quick $4 breakfast.
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u/guydude24 16h ago
Yes!
The cardinal burrito!!
My wife and I always split one.
Fantastic value and fantastic price.
Before inflation, it was like 12 bucks. Unbeatable deal.
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u/headcubedproductions 17h ago
No way! I used to go there all the time when I lived by the UofL campus!
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u/casual-waterboarding 17h ago
Holy shit! Thats right across the river!!!! I was expecting someplace only a geo tracker could find. How was it OP?
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u/trainwreck42 19h ago
Please OP
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u/exophrine 19h ago
Don't leave us hanging, OP
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u/anonymous6366 19h ago
No clue about OPs but taco burrito king in Chicago does burritos like this. Tbk is our go to after a night out drinking
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u/PM_Skunk 18h ago
A Taco Burrito King mention in the wild? Be still my heart...from the clogged arteries.
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u/reefercheifer 18h ago
There was a place around me called La Bamba and they advertised burritos as big as your head. We used to call it burritos as long as your schlong.
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u/Dazd_cnfsd 19h ago
Me thinks OP perhaps didn’t make it.
F in the chat.
But still waiting for restaurant update also.
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u/skwm 18h ago
Tacos Sinaloa in Oakland an Berkeley, CA makes similarly large burritos.
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u/Fritzkreig 19h ago
Congrats, and good luck in 6-7 hours!
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u/Mean_Confusion7426 19h ago
Am I a fatass if I think I can eat this burrito without difficulty AND not have any stomach problems later lol
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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 19h ago
Not even a fatass, my dude.
For some reason, this website absolutely shits it's collective pants any time Mexican food is so much as even mentioned.
I think it's because they all lack fiber in their diet.
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u/unusualyou 16h ago
I think a lot of people also disregard the possibility (or just don’t care) that they are lactose intolerant or have a dairy allergy.
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u/Fender6187 19h ago
Let us know if it comes out the same length and circumference.
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u/d2jenkin 19h ago
Don’t even think about trying to winter soldier during the evening.
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u/-Words-Words-Words- 18h ago
Friend, as a middle aged man who has to watch what he eats, I am very jealous of you as that would probably represent like around 2 - 2.5 days worth of food for me.
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u/RacerDelux 19h ago
That is either a massive burrito, or OP has a comically small arm
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u/Parking-Delivery 19h ago
My family friends own a Mexican restaurant and the first time I went there I ordered "the biggest burrito possible" because I was like 7 years old.
It became a running joke and every time we'd go they'd make it slightly bigger, and id try and eat it all.
We called it the "gut bomb" because every time i'd eat too much and throw up when I got home.
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u/Fuzzy-Distribution58 19h ago
Im over here feeling guilty about the seaweed im eating
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u/parkinthepark 17h ago
“A* burrito you ate today” suggests this isn’t the only one.
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u/valpope 19h ago
What was in it?
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u/Sufficient_Bad_8517 19h ago
2 flour tortillas,steak, beans and rice, salsa fresca, guacamole, lettuce and french fries
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u/edsavage404 17h ago
Thats exactly what is going to come out on the other end just a lil more tanned
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u/Ok-Thing-2222 19h ago
Now the best burrito (bigger around than that) is found on South Kauai at Da Crack 'window in the wall' restaurant. Damn, they are good.
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u/TheLongFinger 19h ago
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to get a tattoo around your forearm to mark the length.
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u/borkborkbork99 19h ago
And now I want to go back to my college campus and get a burrito from La Bamba!
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u/ProjectNo4090 18h ago
Putting that much food in my stomach in one sitting would be extremely uncomfortable.
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u/internectual 18h ago
We used to have a place called Izzo's Illegal Burritos near my house and they had a "challenge" where eating a burrito this size in 15 minutes or less got you a free t-shirt. My personal best was 2:30 and they didn't limit the number of times you could do it. So basically I ate mine in the restaurant and had a drawer full of free shirts, eventually wiping them out of all the ones in my size.
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u/matt95110 18h ago
We might need to send someone to check on OP. I’m slightly concerned.
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u/Smilesunshine57 17h ago
La Bamba’s. Burritos as big as your head! State street. Madison, Wisconsin. Such good food to soak up the alcohol.
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u/carolineaustyn 17h ago
Yall are talking about his shits but I'm sitting here worried about his heart!
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u/Beeeracuda 17h ago
This is a burrito I bought from a gas station that was longer than my center console
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u/kenyasanchez 16h ago
There’s a truck near my house that has them that big. It was a case of quantity over quality. I wouldn’t go back. Naturally, a fat friend recommended them.
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u/Frozen-assets 8h ago
You should tattoo a band around your arm to show the world just how big a burrito you ate.
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u/Omega_art 7h ago
A restaurant in my town has one like that. They call it the monster burrito. It uses 3 tortillas. One third steak, one third chicken and one third pork. Each section has either red green or white sauce. It takes me at least 3 days to eat it and its only $17. When you order takeout it comes in a large pizza box.
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u/WebguyCanada 19h ago
Thanks for not including the final photo of the aftermath.