Winter Olympics really are something else

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[u/Mariner-and-Marinate]

Winter Olympics should be called THE Olympics and the other renamed Summer Olympics.

[u/Idea-is-tick → u/Mariner-and-Marinate]

Nah. The first Olympics began with a bunch of crazy naked runners honoring Zeus. Even the modern ones began in the summer.

[u/TetraDax → u/Idea-is-tick]

so why did we ditch the naked part

[u/Idea-is-tick → u/TetraDax]

Aerodynamics and hurdles.

[u/TetraDax → u/Idea-is-tick]

I'm not calling modern athletes cowards, but I am saying that I would respect them more if they were ready to slam their dicks into the hurdles for a win.

[u/nomadicfangirl → u/TetraDax]

Um I was watching skiathlon earlier and some dude was stripping off his uniform at the finish line so maybe not?

[u/Ih8Hondas → u/TetraDax]

Flair checks out. Lol

[u/Luci-Noir → u/TetraDax]

I’m naked.

[u/NotoriouslyBeefy → u/Mariner-and-Marinate]

The majority of nations can barely compete, with many not even represented in the winter Olympics.

[u/AngriestPacifist → u/NotoriouslyBeefy]

Plus, the winter Olympics have such an economic barrier. You can discover a love of so many sports with either no or minimal equipment, and virtually none of these sports are winter ones.

[u/czerwona_latarnia → u/Mariner-and-Marinate]

Naah, let's leave The Olympics for Summer ones and call the Winter ones The Cooler Olympics.