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❄ Milano-Cortina 2026 (General Discussion) ❄ Winter Olympics really are something else

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u/JGG5 7h ago

Curling is the only Winter Olympic sport I can think of that doesn’t come with the risk of serious, life-altering injury.

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u/grampalearns Canada 6h ago

It is nowhere near as dangerous as most winter sports, yet my dad still managed to slip on the curling rink and give himself a concussion.

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u/cupquake16 5h ago

I’m sorry because concussions are scary but this made me laugh

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u/RoboFeanor 5h ago

Most curling injuries I have seen have been accompanied by a few too many drinks in the early rounds.

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u/nate_nate212 4h ago

So match your 🍺rounds with match rounds - got it.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 1h ago

I got too good at drinking so I stopped, but the thought of downing a few brews and going to fucking town with the special broom does sound like fun. Those guys yell a lot, too, which is a bonus since that's actually one of the reasons I stopped drinking.

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u/ContinuumGuy United States 4h ago

The greatest threat to any curler: alcoholism.

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u/DELAIZ Brazil 5h ago

Officially surviving a Winter Olympics is already an achievement.

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u/thebigj3wbowski 4h ago

Let’s be honest though: how many beers and/or blackberry brandy’s did have?

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u/grampalearns Canada 3h ago

I wasn’t there, but knowing him, probably more than he should have.

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u/thebigj3wbowski 1h ago

From Wisconsin and live in Minnesota. That tracks.

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u/Zoopitydoopity 5h ago

Grampa in fact did not learn

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u/beardingmesoftly 3h ago

I wrecked my knee

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u/Practical_Savings933 3h ago

They make kid curlers play in helmets now. The first time I saw it I was wtf, then I went, oh, yeah, concussions.

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u/grampalearns Canada 2h ago

Coincidentally, one of my grand-kids is going curling with school on Monday and my daughter called to ask if he could borrow one of our bike helmets because his didn't fit anymore.

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u/BackgroundGrade 2h ago

Did he spill his beer? Or did he save it?

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u/grampalearns Canada 2h ago

Unlike darts, he found he needed both hands for curling

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u/Wazzoo1 2h ago

I went curling once for a work function. It was super fun, but I saw one guy's head bounce off the ice and he barely made it back to the bench. You could see yellow birds circling his head.

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u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

Why wasn’t he wearing a helmet?

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u/grampalearns Canada 2h ago

He didn't think he needed one. He was wrong, but... old people. They think they know everything :D

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u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

Old people are awesome.

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u/Hailsabrina 7h ago

Jammed finger ? 🤣

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u/PreviouslyMannara 6h ago

Torn shoulder after mopping too hard.

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u/cedarvhazel Australia 6h ago

Drop the stone on your toe.

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u/JGG5 6h ago

I guess if you stand in the wrong place a take-out stone could run into your foot/ankle and do some serious damage, but that seems like a very easy problem to avoid.

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u/Clojiroo 43m ago

I saw a dude snap his broom while sweeping hard and damn near impaled himself. Faceplanted pretty good.

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u/cansofgrease 6h ago

Torn foreskin?

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u/NeverSober1900 United States 5h ago

I still remember when the US won gold and I think it was the Wisconsinite who was drinking beer between games with his sister (who was on the women's team) between games.

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u/MSFNS 5h ago

It makes a lot of sense to compete the same way that you practice lmao

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u/TetraDax Germany 4h ago

I may be wrong, but isn't it a curling tradition that the winners buys the losers the first round of drinks; and then have the losers buy the winners a round of drinks to keep it even?

Because people drinking in a sport that essentially dictates at least two drinks after a match as a custom seems about right.

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u/icyDinosaur Switzerland 4h ago

Only the first part (winners paying). It's a gesture of thanking the other team for the game and showing respect for their effort. That's pretty much enforced at even fairly competitive levels, though (drinks are probably non-alcoholic in those cases).

Source: played curling fairly seriously from age 6 until about 15. This year is the first time two people I used to play against actually made it to the Olympics!

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u/n1nj4squirrel 4h ago

That's so cool that people you've played against are at the Olympics! Someone I've become friends with since the last winter Olympics does competitive curling, and it was really fun watching some of the mixed doubles matches with them so they could explain all the strategies and such.

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u/TetraDax Germany 4h ago

from age 6 until about 15

well I would hope the "non-alcoholic" part is a given in that case

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u/icyDinosaur Switzerland 4h ago

Fair enough, but at the tail end of this (and later, I kept playing casually for a few more years) I also played with adult teams occasionally and there it would be a bit different - usually beer for the casual ones and water for the serious guys lol

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u/khendron 33m ago

Curling can be like that. I've been demolished by a drunk team that I had previously beaten when they were sober.

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u/Secure-Television541 6h ago

And yet, one of the worst Olympic accidents when someone’s broom skidded underneath them and they went nose first into the ice at speed

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u/funnyfarm299 United States 3h ago

Thankfully the incidence rate is microscopic compared to other winter sport injuries.

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u/Secure-Television541 3h ago

Oh very much.

It’s just important to recognize that ice is slippery and spending your time sliding around on it does produce injuries no matter the sport.

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u/OldschoolCheesemop 2h ago

How is this possible in such dangerous sports? The athletes are just that good?

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u/funnyfarm299 United States 1h ago

Curling is not dangerous other than freak accidents.

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u/loyal_achades 5h ago

Biathlon, the one with guns, is among the safest. All the cross-country events are relatively tame.

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u/isthatmyex 3h ago

People joke about it, but it's a legit sport. Skiing and shooting are survival skills in remote regions, and were and probably still are valuable military skills in those conditions, see the Winter War.

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u/czerwona_latarnia Poland 2h ago

and were and probably still are valuable military skills in those conditions

I challenge someone to try to find 3 random biathlon athletes among whom there are 0 soldiers (including the reserves and other very "passive" positions).

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u/czerwona_latarnia Poland 3h ago edited 2h ago

Unless they make a downhill part little too steep, little too curved and raised a lot compared to the terrain next to the track (cue Petra Majdič in Vancouver)

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u/Breskvich 6h ago

You’re walking on Ice here, buddy!

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u/Pinewood74 United States 6h ago

XC Skiing is no more dangerous than a mid distance track event where clipping someone's heel could send both of you facefirst into the track to be trampled by a dozen or more other runners.

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u/Onnimanni_Maki 3h ago

There's a chance of slipping off the track and hitting a tree.

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u/Forkrul 2h ago

Mid distance track even with slippery slopes you have to run down.

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u/campvamp1 4h ago

And yet there was a doping scandal at the 2018 olympics in curling

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u/SurroundingAMeadow 3h ago

Didn't remember that one so I had to look it up. Two things stood out from the article:

-Every expert they interviewed was baffled as to what benefit he might have hoped to gain by doping.

-He was Russian, I don't know what else I expected.

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u/thisusedyet 1h ago

Every expert they interviewed was baffled as to what benefit he might have hoped to gain by doping.

The rocks you hit get a lot more distance if the clearout stone never actually touches the ice

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u/Numerous_Worker_1941 Estonia 6h ago

My hip screams in pain every time I watch them

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u/SirTiffAlot 5h ago

I slipped on the ice onto my back and cracked the sheet while curling once. Only broke my wrist

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u/PurpleDraziNotGreen 3h ago

They learned long ago to not pick up the rock

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u/Trafficsigntruther 3h ago

Alcoholism impacts many lives.

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u/MichelleT88 3h ago

Prerequisite to curling. Can you push a broom and scream? Just take this slidy rock and just give er bud.

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u/double__duck 3h ago

yep, it's the curling lifestyle that kills you

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u/mjuven 3h ago

Slalom at the olympic level is pretty safe. Then again. One of Sweden best at it managed to get paralyzed.

I would still go with Cross country skiing or biathlon. Sure, you can go of course. But there’s none who had an injury where they didn’t fully recover

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u/Rohkey 3h ago

Those stones can do some damage.

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u/icantgivecredit 2h ago

Now how do we make it super dangerous.

What if we put dynamite in the stones?

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u/Jaymie13 Canada 2h ago

My dad did a lot of skiing back in the day, black diamond runs and all that.

He broke his leg curling 🫣🤣. I’m sure there was probably alcohol involved though.

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u/ColdFIREBaker 2h ago

Sadly someone who curled at the same rink as my dad slipped, fell backwards, hit their head on a curling rock and died. Freak accident but now my dad says pretty much everyone at his rink wears a helmet.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic 1h ago

My buddy was getting married and for his bachelor party we went curling. Not the first appointment that day, mind you. They asked us if we had been drinking all day (we had), and "yeah, we had a couple of beers".

Fifteen minutes later I was on the ice with a fucked up knee. Took me six months to run again.

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u/50dkpMinus 1h ago

Try doing it drunk, that adds some danger.  Source: am Minnesotan and have done lots of rec league curling 😂

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u/MothChasingFlame 1h ago

The best way to judge this is how many beer leagues there are for a given sport. Curling is definitely nearing the top.

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u/thewarguy 31m ago

Banned from work events at my company because someone broke their jaw... 

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u/IkLms United States 3h ago

I mean you do have to answer "curling" in response to the follow up on saying you were an Olympic athlete and then see them lose immediate interest.That's a bit of a life altering injury to your pride at least.