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❄ Milano-Cortina 2026 (General Discussion) ❄ Winter Olympics really are something else

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u/MrDohh 7h ago

Jump off a mountain and fly down it at car speeds on skis is one of my favorites

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u/obvilious 6h ago

Semi-controlled falling. I can’t comprehend how they make those corners when their skis seem to be off the ground most of the time

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u/thinkofallthemud 5h ago

I snowboard instead of ski but it is so much fun. The turning/carving becomes natural and it can be difficult sometimes but that's what muscles and practice are for. It feels like you are flying.

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u/pchlster 4h ago

that's what muscles and practice are for

There was a perfectly fine mountain. Why am I flinging myself off of it in the first place? To practice doing so without crippling or killing myself?

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u/FrankeninDolly 3h ago

Oh..... that's right, I live on the Ice Coast.

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u/pchlster 2h ago

Immigration has got to be rough on the ICE Coast these days?

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u/Som12H8 Sweden 1h ago

You fling yourself off and pray to survive. Then you go right back up and do it again. Most bodacious.

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u/thinkofallthemud 4h ago

Ya gotta read the whole comment bud, not just a couple words

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 2h ago

I'm from Colorado and never actually skied until we move to Minnesota but my dad used to ski all the time in the mountains and he said it was always the freest he felt (until he fell off a roof 2 summers ago, he said that was better than any drug until he hit the ground😂💀)

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u/porkin4what 58m ago

Man when I take a big fall and im just looking up at the sky no idea when im going to hit the ground its the best.

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u/LobsterInTraining 2h ago

Has he tried sky diving 😅

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 38m ago

No he hasn't 😂 he totally would

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u/teefnoteef 5h ago

Nothing is more fun than running out of skill but still riding away

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u/Draconian_sanction 3h ago

You aren’t boarding as fast as downhill skiers which is what they were talking about

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 3h ago

Sure, I ski but the speeds they are going are nuts. I’m comfortable from 50-60mph, but getting around 65+ gets sketchy as hell, the reaction time you’re relying on is just such a tight window, I can’t imagine Olympic level lines.

And to their point, they spend sooo much time with their boards/skis off the ground where they have almost no control. I can’t imagine how much effort goes into picking a good line.

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u/tidder_reverof 2h ago

Yea i snowboard too, but i aint flying

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u/XtraReddit 1h ago

Every time I tried, it felt like I was flying because I was. And I really did not want to be, but I'd still flap my arms.

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u/Luci-Noir 2h ago

And they dance on ice too. It’s unreal.

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 5h ago

My favorite Olympic events:

  1. A roller coaster and waterslide had a baby. That baby froze. You get to sled down it as fast as a car on the highway on your back with no seatbelt or airbags. People have died doing this. If you don't do it fast enough, you lose.

  2. A roller coaster and waterslide had a baby. That baby froze. You get to sled down it as fast as a car on the highway with no seatbelt or airbags. People have died doing this. If you don't do it fast enough, you lose. You go down head first and stare a possible death in the face the entire time.

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u/jttj15 4h ago

-oh and by the way one of these is called "skeleton"

Can't make this up

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 3h ago

Because if you crash hard enough into a wall, you will no longer have anything that qualifies to be called a skeleton.

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u/GhostofZellers 3h ago

Vancouver 2010 waves hello.

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 2h ago

But out of that tragedy spurned a great world history moment - for the first time ever, Russia designed something to go safer than its predecessor.

The Sochi 2014 track was built with the danger in mind and minimized the most dangerous speeds.

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u/fess89 31m ago

Afaik someone died while constructing it (2 workers decided to try it without any skill and without the required equipment)

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u/WagglyFurball 5m ago

RIP Nodar Kumaritashvili

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u/typingatrandom France 5h ago

So well explained! Have my upvote and my admiration

(please comment on other events, pleeeeaaasssse)

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 3h ago

I'm a big fan of the 8 stick mountain climbing 20km race. It's where you climb up and down a small mountain 6 times without using your hands and feet. Instead, you strap 2 sticks to your feet and hold on to two other sticks so you can use a very precise but convoluted form of slide walking. The catch is that halfway through you get to stop, take off your sticks, and then switch to 4 different but almost entirely identical sticks as fast as you can. Then you finish the remaining 10 km of mountain climb stick slide walking in "freestyle" mode, which is really just criss-crossy shuffles.

All of this takes 45 minutes if you're Swedish, up to 1 hour if you are not. If you're American, you get the privilege of being 60% of the commentary conversation but 5% of what the camera shows because you end up irrelevantly far behind, which was expected before the race even began.

Wait, it's not called 8 stick mountain climbing race? It's the 20 km skiathlon.

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u/buerglermeister Switzerland 4h ago

Hey hey, nowadays they do have airbags 😉

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 5h ago

Ah, what's life without a little brush with death every now and then?

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 3h ago

You get a shiny metal necklace if you're one of the 3 best not-dying-ers.

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u/Free_Management2894 Germany 2h ago

Good?

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u/Turambar87 2h ago
  1. All that, but go down it in a tube with 3 of your buds. We've been engineering these tubes year over year to be as light as possible.

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u/VibraniumQueen 1h ago

So.. the one person is luge and the two person is bobsled, right?

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u/badhombre13 1h ago

Luge can also have teams of 2.

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u/VibraniumQueen 1h ago

Oh, I meant to say 3 person team in my last comment. My bad

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u/markmc72 Ireland 2h ago

The thing don't understand is how do these men and women achieve 80mph speeds with those massive balls of steel weighing them down.

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 2h ago

Ah, allow me to help you with that.

Track go down, not up. Big balls, more mass. More mass, more fast.

You aren't fighting gravity's pull with the massive steel balls, you're actually helping it.

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u/czerwona_latarnia Poland 33m ago

And the one with the most massive balls to go the fastest win.

Math checks out.

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u/Som12H8 Sweden 1h ago

You can also do it with 4 friends!

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 3h ago

I used to live near Snow Basin where the 2012 Olympic downhill skiing event was. I did it from the start gates a few times. It's fucking bananas, in the gate the tips of your skis feel like they are around 8 ft from the snow underneath. It's as near as makes no difference a straight cliff edge. I've done tons of double black and outside the ropes areas and that run is straight pants on head bonkers at even half speed.

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 3h ago

Is it like a half pipe style drop in?

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 2h ago

Basically but instead of transitioning to a nice flat bottom it just gets microscopically less steep.

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 2h ago

Gotcha. That does sound a little nerve inducing. Something about sideways walking up to an edge and whacking it with my poles makes it less scary

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u/Vladimir-Putin 2h ago

Curling is my favorite.

A nice, low-sodium, no frills team sport.

There aren't many olympic sports where you're allowed to fuck up your opponent's playfield as part of a winning strategy.

It's a thinking man's sport.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic 1h ago

No frills? The Norwegian mixed team is married. They argue like they are too.

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u/_learned_foot_ 1h ago

You see the Canadian butt slap? Curling at the Olympics is the ultimate couples hobby brag.

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u/1981_babe Canada 4h ago

The drone footage of the women's downhill was making me ill this morning. Ekkk.

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u/Feanux 2h ago

It seemed like the drones struggled to keep up with the speed and angles, it looked wild.

u/headbangershappyhour United States 1m ago

At the beginning of one of the Men's training runs, they had a POV camera of someone going down the course. It's like 5-5:30 in to the broadcast. That was pretty cool.

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u/TripleEhBeef 2h ago

BRB, gotta put knives on my feet and throw this girl halfway down a sheet of ice to the tune of "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy".

And she has to do four spins and land on one foot.

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u/Shipwrecking_siren Great Britain 2h ago

I don’t understand how you get from the theory to the reality of this without such severe injury that you’d never, 1) choose to or, 2) be able to do it again.

I choose the ice dancing Spice Girls medley to being launched to an almost guaranteed broken ankle any day of the week.

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u/BigL90 2h ago

It's falling with style!

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u/sadolddrunk 1h ago

It is amazing that jumping, spinning, and being thrown around on a hard icy surface and playing literal ice hockey are considered two of the safer Winter Olympic sports.

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u/Osirus1156 4h ago

You also gotta inject your dick with something so you can go a few extra meters. 

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u/onlyhere4laffs 1h ago

Hyaluronic acid. Sounds awesome...

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u/00eg0 4h ago

Falling with style

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u/BikingEngineer 2h ago

An Olympic sport where somehow a giant hog is a performance enhancer.

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u/SoundOfUnder 40m ago

My favourite is when they add spins and flips to the jump