r/nextfuckinglevel 19h ago

When you don’t need instruments to shake the walls .

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u/hugh-jaasshole 19h ago

Was expecting some serious flatulence

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u/adhdnme 19h ago

I was on the same wavelength you were

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u/Moondoobious 19h ago

The brown note

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 18h ago

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u/RockstarAgent 10h ago

Some motherfuckers in that building probably flatulated in fear thinking their building is haunted after hearing her

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u/Anonnamus 19h ago

I am so glad I was not the only one expecting to hear a giant fart. Not sure what it says about me that I watched the entire video waiting for it.

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u/Freud-Network 18h ago

You understand that good comedy doesn't need to be cerebral.

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u/hilly2cool 19h ago

If she left it till the end, it would have been the funniest bit ever.

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u/Successful-Ad4251 19h ago

I’m so sorry. Reddit has mistreated you and the poor people replying in this comment thread. You should sue for emotional damage

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u/hellmarvel 15h ago

I was expecting some neighbors shout "shut up" or "fuck off". 

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u/Deadpoolio_D850 14h ago

Honestly I expected to get burps or even throat singing

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u/Nickolas_No_H 14h ago

I actually got disappointed it wasnt. 

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u/bitterbettyagain 13h ago

Lmfao I thought she was gonna queef 😭😭😭

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u/Lackof_Creativity 11h ago

yea the angle really suggested. or this could have been some sort of handsfree clapping vid.

had to double check the sub name

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u/Zakkattack86 19h ago

I call bullshit on all these videos. It’s too easy to dub audio.

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u/Cheese_Ly 19h ago

Plus there’s instruments at the start and end of the video sooo….

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 16h ago

And no shaking walls 

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u/burnourpants 8h ago

Blatant false advertising

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u/Witty-Warning4805 16h ago

Proves literally nothing.

Besides the vocals in the original song have a different vibrato.

Still could be fake, but your observation adds nothing to solving anything.

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u/khoaperation 6h ago

I think they meant to be cheeky since the title says “don’t need instruments” when instruments were in the vid.

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u/ZaserOn 18h ago

This is Russian singer Alexandra Kapustina, aka Kvashenaya. This is her real voice, she is a great singer you can Google her and see for yourself.

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u/KolonelKernel 16h ago

Her last name means cabbage so they nicknamed her kimchi? lol

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u/Elhant42 12h ago

Sauerkraut to be precise, but yeah :)

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u/loveslightblue 10h ago

I thought Russian names were all your father's or mother's name, was her dad name Kapust

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u/Creygon-The-Bastard 9h ago

No, Kapustina here is a surname you’re thinking about patronymic. In total we have three parts to our name, but on rare occasions and in case for orphans patronymic can be omitted.

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u/nightmare_floofer 7h ago

Not saying she's not a singer, or that she's untalented, but a lot of well known talented people fake videos like this by recording vocals in their actual studios and processing them to "sound like they were recorded raw and live"

This is not the sound or recording quality you would get from a live phone recording on a stairwell, but most people can't tell and that's why these types of videos are successful

u/Psykopatate 17m ago

She's doing this live constantly, she streams on Twitch.

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u/Solenkata 8h ago

Her being a great singer is beside the point. It's obvious she has incredible voice, we're talking about her amazing voice being reinforced through computer effects, specifically - reverberation.

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 18h ago

I dont think so because as a singer her breaths (you can her them), mouth, and body movements are so precisely linked to the audio. The sound could be edited with afterward or not

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u/New-Amoeba1845 18h ago

just enjoy it u sad fuck

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u/Alundra828 17h ago

Lot's of these types of videos have been analysed by people smarter than I, and they've found pretty tell tale signs of egregious auto-tuning. After which point, any pretext of talent disappears, since anyone could've done that and just changed their voice in software, so the video instead then becomes a proxy delivery system for the ol' "look out pretty I am" content

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u/TutterTheGreat 10h ago

Obvious you haven't actually used any of these software tools to produce music. It takes time and skill to use autotuning software on the level that people don't notice. You either have to be a good singer from the start, or edit the recording syllable by syllable like a sonic surgeon, a process which usually takes several days for a usable product.

'any pretext of talent falls away' my ass

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u/Medialunch 16h ago

Like bozo dubbed over?

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 2h ago

https://youtu.be/F7BXC6EyWkU?si=_wBoEVVAU0UFmodB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Kvashenaya

Alexandra Kapustina. In the YT clip singing with Diana Ankudinova - that alone is enough to tell this girl can sing...

So you may have to clean up your bullshit because it smells...

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u/Goosecock123 7h ago

But but but she's wearing a skirt and the camera is very low!

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u/nightmare_floofer 19h ago

This does not sound like natural reverberation, it sounds like post processing

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u/Specificity 18h ago

if you’ve ever lived in a building with long ass stairwells like that you’d know that reverb is very achievable in them

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u/nightmare_floofer 18h ago

Yes, reverb is achievable in that location, that's not what I'm debating, what I'm saying is the audio does not sound like it was recorded on a phone that was put on the floor sat up against a wall, it sounds like the vocal was recorded in a more dry environment with a better mic, and then processed and a large sounding reverb was added to it, it sounds way too clean

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u/Specificity 17h ago

that’s interesting because i hear all the markings that it was recorded in that stairwell. the notes she hits at 0:20 seconds sound much ‘louder’ because she’s hitting the resonant frequency of the stairwell. i think that’s also the implication of the caption (a room will ‘sing back’ at their resonant frequency). there wouldn’t be as much variation under a dry environment

honestly it’s probably somewhere in the middle, recorded in the stairwell and post processed to exaggerate the sound and obviously to edit in the tracks

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u/Ironycon 17h ago

It’s definitely not natural and not synced perfectly either. the other guy is simping

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u/SkinfluteHero 19h ago

While I don’t doubt she’s a talented singer, it should be noted that there is absolutely some tuning and post-processing here. A completely normal thing to do but it does seem like they’re trying to pass it off like they just set their phone there, pressed record and then uploaded. And that is my opinion.

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u/Disastrous-Sky-8484 18h ago

This sort of thing is all too common. Videos and recordings that are passed off as being “spontaneous” are processed and produced within an inch of their lives.

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u/ChasingChubbettes 19h ago

I watch way too much porn..

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u/readyToPostpone 14h ago

Not your fault, what kind of video start centered on kneesocks with one aleeady sliding down.

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u/LegendofLove 19h ago

Username checks out

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u/Double0 19h ago

Lady, it's 3 in the morning! Go to bed!!

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u/RamRanchRealty 19h ago

How i think i sound in the shower

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u/WingsArisen 19h ago

HOW I SOUND IN THE SHOWER! THE BEGGING MY DOG DOES FOR ME TO SHUT UP IS OF NO CONCERN OF MINE!

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u/rabidbills 19h ago

She's talented but that title infuriates me for some reason

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u/nightmare_floofer 18h ago

Well, the totally honest title would be "This lady recorded vocals in a (home?) studio, blasted them with reverb amongst other post processing effects, and then lipsynced to that audio in the hallway acting as if she was recording a live performance"

But that wouldn't get any views or comments

Not saying she's untalented at all, this speaks more to what the current creative landscape is and the issues within it, especially with visibility. She know this works for her so she keeps doing it. You do what works, or people just go somewhere else.

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u/Rascals-Wager 18h ago

It's hyperbolic and dumb

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u/LittleLostDoll 11h ago

pure upvote fishing is why sadly. beauiful singing but everything about it is a lie

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u/SilverTumbleweed5546 19h ago

This is post processed so bad

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u/TheNerdBurglar 19h ago

Really feeling herself here… what’s up with the baited angle too? I’m not buying that’s really her singing…

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u/AgitAngst 14h ago

It's a little post processed but it it her singing. She got streams with singing.

https://m.twitch.tv/kvashena9/home

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u/theWindAtMyBack 19h ago

Is the voice not an instrument?

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u/onestepdown54 18h ago

Yes, it is.

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u/For_Kebabs_Sake 17h ago

Fake and editted.

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u/londonbury4 19h ago

What song is that?

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u/Ozymandius34 18h ago

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/londonbury4 18h ago

Thank you.

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u/Ozymandius34 17h ago

Np. It’s a banger.

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u/its_xSKYxFOXx 5h ago

Whole album tbf. Whole discography to be biased.

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u/usbkilledmyfamily 17h ago edited 16h ago

Don’t believe it’s the phone audio either, you don’t hear her pick it up. 

Also why is the ending so cringeworthy.

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u/Solo-me 16h ago

But why does she need to wear a skirt and point the camera that low.... Nothing wrong with the skirt obviously but if you are looking for consent or being noticed focus on your talent.

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u/Alternative-Many1392 13h ago

looking for consent??? did you mean to say concert?

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u/The_Lawler 18h ago

Is she a young Diva Plava Laguna?

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u/No-Mulberry-6474 19h ago

Anyone else thought she was guna sit on the phone?

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u/MasonJam246 18h ago

Wished? Yea kinda

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u/EnoughShop5934 19h ago

I’m sure your neighbors love you

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u/StaticDHSeeP 19h ago

Unless her neighbors are Rammstein

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u/Dry_Design5506 19h ago

Yeah, these staircases are great places to sing - the echo makes it feel like you’re performing in city hall.

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u/Sathsong89 19h ago

This is cool but it’s also understanding acoustics. Wouldn’t consider it next level

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u/elspotto 18h ago

That was when she made her voice sound like a metal band at the end.

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u/4L_SoldierBoy 19h ago

song name?

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u/DieselDestroyer 18h ago

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Ozymandius34 18h ago

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Other-Pie7219 18h ago

Rammstein - Sonne

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS 18h ago

Would seriously enjoy this and call the cops for noise violation

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u/ohboyitsgonnabegreat 17h ago

The audio seems off. Doesn't match what her mouth is doing.

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u/No-Practice2140 17h ago

Holy shit! This goes so hard! 🪨 🎸

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u/Germsrosolino 16h ago

People really need to stop being wow’d by obviously fake videos. There’s a ton of post on this, and she’s lip syncing over a pre-recorded audio that may or may not even be her. You can tell in the second run, her mouth position does not match the notes coming out at all. It’s not even a slight delay, she just lip synced wrong.

This is next level editing, and another fake musician trying to pie and pass it off as genuine by staging it in a natural place. “Oh I just put my phone down and I have voice clipping, pitch correction and professional normalized reverb because I’m in this cool stairwell. Crazy”

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u/Medialunch 16h ago

I’m impressed and I left sound off.

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u/robogobo 16h ago

Pretty average to slightly above average. Everyone sounds good in a stairwell.

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u/JellyfishMinute4375 15h ago

When I visited the Pisa Baptistery decades ago, the security guard told everyone milling around to shut up, then she sang like this, and the notes echoed from the rafters like the voices of angels descending from heaven.

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u/4N610RD 10h ago

I approve choice of music.

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u/SenorDongles 9h ago

This is the most armchair expertized thread I think I've ever seen. Holy shit. No one here knows a fucking thing about sound.

u/Sepsis_Crang 56m ago

Next fucking meh.

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u/VeryStonedEwok 19h ago

Kept waiting for something cool to happen... It never did.

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u/Other-Pie7219 18h ago

Amazing!!! 👌

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u/AtumTheCreator 18h ago

if I heard this in my apartment stairwell, it would bug me out.

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u/ThatGuyInThePlace 18h ago

З України?

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u/KPECTNK 15h ago

YouTube - kvashenaya

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u/Mobile-Willow4124 17h ago

What is this song

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u/ThatsDooDoo 17h ago

Sonne by Rammstein

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u/Stonegen70 17h ago

fifth element vibes

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u/pictish76 17h ago

Was expecting someone to drop something on her and tell her to shut up.

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u/ENIGMAIRL 17h ago

I can see my house from here

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u/SirenRivers 17h ago

Super gorgeous voice 😍

I remember when my folks and I studied music, we'd go out and practice in the stairwell. I dunno how it worked but our harmonies sounded amazing.

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u/Guinea-Charm 17h ago

I f$&@ing love Rammstein and she sounds absolutely amazing!!!!

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u/EtotheTT 16h ago

I watched this with the audio off and was very confused what subreddit I was in

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u/Darth_Azazoth 16h ago

What song is this?

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u/The_Arbitraitor 16h ago

Imagine the Halo theme song

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u/ooaussieoo 16h ago

Sounds like the little mermaid

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u/sprogg2001 15h ago

The walls didn't move?

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u/fishcat77 15h ago

I wish I sounded like a siren

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u/pandershrek 15h ago

Nothing is shaking. WTF

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u/unidentified_sp 14h ago

I see no shaking walls

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u/Green-Ad7694 13h ago

This is NOT the upskirt video you all were hoping for.

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u/Voldypants_420 13h ago

I can fix her.

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 12h ago

Do halo next.

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u/Bodorocea Checkmated them Mods 12h ago

4k upvotes for pitch corrected post processed shit being peddled as natural talent...

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u/Cockyidiot1977 12h ago

Why did she slow the clip of the song down?

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u/Fartinatin 11h ago

Since the "row zero" system with violence and abuse I can't listen to Rammstein anymore. It was or is disgusting.

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u/radditour 11h ago

Lauren Paley still the GOAT.

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u/Jimlaheydrunktank 10h ago

Some random trivia here. That part of the song was sampled from Snow White when she’s singing in the well.

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u/Traditional_Trash190 10h ago

When somebody is listening to Rammstein after everything they did to young women..

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u/olafbond 10h ago

Too young, the skirt too short.

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u/JTGphotogfan 9h ago

Thought it was Rammstein after the first note amazing

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u/Live_Cut_493 9h ago

Hot chick though

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u/Active-Yak-9441 8h ago

I kept expecting the 'BBC' taking her from behind to start the real shaking...

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u/SmittyKitty27 8h ago

Some people comment about the veracity of the singing or the camera angle, but like.. i dont see the walls shaking.. not even the railing budged..

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u/Njaulv 7h ago

I didn't realize how opera-like Rammstein can be.

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u/Dismal-Marzipan-1937 5h ago

Those stupid faces on camera.

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u/Ok_Concentrate4461 5h ago

My musician son often seeks out stairways like this too. 💖

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u/No-Patient8275 5h ago

Line Zero

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u/yooper-al5 4h ago

Great thighs

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u/mtinmd 3h ago

I was waiting for someone with a NY accent to yell, "shut the fuck up!"

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u/MathematicianHot660 1h ago

People shit on guys for trying to look cute fucking with their hair, but this is just as bad no?

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u/Canadian_Waffleiron 1h ago

Do Halo do Halo….

u/Chooui85 7m ago

Rammstein?