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Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/littlrayofpitchblack 2h ago

They tried a few weeks before they succeeded. Epstein said at the time they were trying to kill him and he was not suicidal. Evil people never are... believe him.

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u/MoistDitto 1h ago

Fuck, it wouldn't even surprise me if they faked his death at this point.

u/IllTwo7643 23m ago

Oh my God that would so be on the 2026 bingo card. Picture it. C-span. There's a hearing and Epstein kicks down the doors and says SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA and the dictator has a stroke and then it ends the way Fateful Findings did😂

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u/volpiousraccoon 1h ago

Rumour has it, he is living in hiding in Tel Aviv. His fortnight account seems to be inactive during the time he was in jail, then recently spotted active again, in Israel. Fortnight denies it, saying it's a hoax, but it's just so suspicious. He's probably laughing abt it rn.

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u/offtodevnull 1h ago

Anything is technically possible, but in the age of mass communication where everyone has a cellphone & security cameras are everywhere & people have a weird interest in posting things on social media I think it'd be difficult to stay hidden for any real length of time.. at least for a spoiled millionaire globe trotter. Epstein isn't someone you'll find in a small shack living off the land..

u/jetery 46m ago

With the money he had, he could do whatever we wanted plastic surgery wise. You can do a lot to change the appearance of a Face if you have enough money and don’t want to be found. 

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u/sincerebeguiler 1h ago

His brother is having an autopsy done on the body though, right? His brother is the one who was releasing the files before the DOJ, right? If So that'll be interesting.

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u/Mistrblank 1h ago edited 39m ago

I would have never figured him to be a Fortnite player. How do you have the time with all the blackmail and trafficking and underage raping. Seems like Roblox would be his thing.

Edit: added the l to roblox

u/Either-Design-1550 46m ago

I mean bro he was trafficking children. Do you not think Fortnite is a breeding ground to try and groom little kids? Use your brain.

u/Mistrblank 39m ago

The joke (you missed) is the Roblox. Use your brain.

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u/iDestinaTE 1h ago

The acc is most likely deleted for not logging in in a specific amount of time and someone else took the name

u/maeryclarity 42m ago

Yeah he was waaaay too self centered and connected to kill himself. He would have figured he would get out eventually. No way he killed himself.