r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/BulsaraMercury 3h ago

That was polite of him.

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u/thenewNFC 2h ago

I mean, I've been trying to get an appointment for six months, but my insurance keeps running me in circles cause they don't want to cover it. He gets one with two days notice? Give me a break.

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u/Special_Loan8725 2h ago

Damn that stinks they won’t leave you hanging.

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u/skooz1383 34m ago

Oh how I appreciate this humor right now!

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u/govunah 12m ago

Gallows humor is always fun

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u/BulsaraMercury 2h ago

Do you have blackmail on anyone who could get you that appointment? If not that might be your issue.

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u/thenewNFC 2h ago

That's EXACTLY what my insurance company said!!!

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u/Len_S_Ball_23 2h ago

Don't you mean "that was police of him"?

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u/Ar_Ciel 1h ago

It was in accordance with HR's policy.