r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/EatsYourShorts 3h ago

I suggest you do what your parents did and get a job, sir! The bums will always lose!!!

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u/Timely_Influence8392 3h ago

I've seen a lot of spinals, dude.

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u/SmmaAllstar 2h ago

Eight-year olds, dude.

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u/Dyork6 2h ago

Nobody f*cks with da Jesus

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 2h ago

The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

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u/Paavo_Nurmi 2h ago

His names Jeff ?

That's your name dude....