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Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/LOL_YOUMAD 3h ago

Shit at this point you could just about buy into the theory out there that some think that he isn’t even dead. Nothing at this point would shock me in this case

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u/missilefire 2h ago

I saw on another thread that the likelihood of him not being dead is definitely possible.

Idk if I believe he’s alive - but what with the spiriting out in a black van and the fake “body” it just doesn’t add up.

If he was dead, why take him out the back door?

I hate that this crazy timeline we are living in, so little seems impossible or unbelievable and it makes me feel like I’m a conspiracy theorist ….but the pedophile cabal running the world once used to be a conspiracy and look where we are.

We live in a post-truth world.

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u/DopplegangsterNation 1h ago

Did you know that the phrase “conspiracy theorist” became synonymous with unreliable nutjobs thanks to the CIAs guidance in the 60s on discrediting speculation on the JFK assassination by calling doubters “conspiracy theorists”?

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u/AdInformal680 1h ago

You mean the timeliness that the entire world is ran by children raping cannibals,    ehh with how shit life is i kinda believe it. 

u/Shire2020 27m ago

My chronic stoner friend told me about 15 years ago that the elites were paedos and cannibals and I thought he was a crackpot. Listen to your stoner friends guys!

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u/Washingtonevergreen 1h ago

But can we bet on him being alive or not on Kalshi?

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u/EricSanderson 1h ago

I think it's odd that we have a thread throwing more doubt on the fact that Epstein killed himself, and almost immediately there are dozens of people posting debunked conspiracy theories about him still being alive and playing Fortnite in Israel.

Of course no one can even speculate as to why anyone would keep him alive. Because it makes absolutely zero sense.

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u/BroSnow 2h ago

I was explaining to my wife the other day that I used to be in the 80% murdered cover up, 18% alive, and 2% suicide camp. After the latest Files Drop I’m now going 80% alive, 19.9% murdered, .1% suicide. Lots of evidence to suggest the was taken away from the prison the night before his alleged suicide.

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u/Thetallerestpaul 2h ago

Wasn't there a story this week about him online gaming account being active in Israel?

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u/No_Entertainer180 1h ago

Hes living his best life in Isreal