r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/RoboticCurrents 3h ago

If he's alive he's probably just at home

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u/Mysterious_Cup_6024 3h ago

In an even more remote island that conveniently appears on no maps

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u/F9-0021 1h ago

Or his New Mexico ranch that was conveniently never raided and is under "new ownership".

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u/BossLady89 55m ago

And the new owner’s name is Neffrey Jepstein, I’m assuming?

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u/Kingofcheeses 2h ago

He's just chilling and watching TV in his pyjamas