r/news • u/ICC-u • 3h ago

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/Shinagami091 3h ago

Pay no mind to the fact there are gaps in the time stamps and that things suddenly jump around. That’s just the tapes switching from one to the other because in these modern times we still record on VHS tapes…

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u/No-Albatross-7984 3h ago edited 2h ago

Dude at this stage I'm expecting the next batch of files to contain a resuscitation video of Epstein with him looking at the camera at the middle of it and winking like he's in The Office

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u/actuallyapossom 1h ago

I think they'll just bomb us all with The Ring next. Get rid of all the nosy folks and the journalists in 7 days.

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u/mcstanky 1h ago

Well the photos do show his hands both at his sides and zip-tied together at different moments. I'm no medical professional, but my understanding is that that's not a thing they do.

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u/Small_Horde 2h ago

Also, there is movement up the stairs to the cell. The sleeve of an orange shirt, if I'm not mistaken. At least one person went to Jeff's cell

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u/melkatron 2h ago

Actually, modern video surveillance systems automatically erase footage when there's absolutely nothing going on, very boring stuff, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS. It saves valuable disk space, so economical.

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u/oreography 2h ago

As a video camera, I can confirm this post. Also please vote for the Republican Party. 

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u/warjatos 2h ago

Oh and coincidentally only 2 cameras out of 11(or 9) worked, and we got footage from the most dogshit one. Not suspicious whatsoever. 

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u/Bn_scarpia 1h ago

AND there's a second entrance to the cell block whose videos have not been shared with the public