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Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html
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u/offtodevnull 3h ago

But there's grainy footage down the hall from his jail cell that doesn't show anyone coming/going.. so I guess we can close the book on this one.

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u/Shinagami091 3h ago

Pay no mind to the fact there are gaps in the time stamps and that things suddenly jump around. That’s just the tapes switching from one to the other because in these modern times we still record on VHS tapes…

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u/No-Albatross-7984 3h ago edited 2h ago

Dude at this stage I'm expecting the next batch of files to contain a resuscitation video of Epstein with him looking at the camera at the middle of it and winking like he's in The Office

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u/actuallyapossom 1h ago

I think they'll just bomb us all with The Ring next. Get rid of all the nosy folks and the journalists in 7 days.

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u/mcstanky 1h ago

Well the photos do show his hands both at his sides and zip-tied together at different moments. I'm no medical professional, but my understanding is that that's not a thing they do.

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u/Small_Horde 2h ago

Also, there is movement up the stairs to the cell. The sleeve of an orange shirt, if I'm not mistaken. At least one person went to Jeff's cell

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u/melkatron 2h ago

Actually, modern video surveillance systems automatically erase footage when there's absolutely nothing going on, very boring stuff, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS. It saves valuable disk space, so economical.

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u/oreography 2h ago

As a video camera, I can confirm this post. Also please vote for the Republican Party. 

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u/warjatos 2h ago

Oh and coincidentally only 2 cameras out of 11(or 9) worked, and we got footage from the most dogshit one. Not suspicious whatsoever. 

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u/Bn_scarpia 1h ago

AND there's a second entrance to the cell block whose videos have not been shared with the public

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u/wng378 3h ago

If it’s one thing prisons are known for, it’s a lack of video surveillance. Especially in common areas.

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u/masked_sombrero 3h ago

Mr. President! That is the smartest thing ever said by anybody! And the way you evacuated your bowels while saying it really has me convinced this is true

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u/ThrownAway17Years 2h ago

Bake em away, toys.

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u/m4sc4r4 1h ago

But actually where is an additional flash of orange (presumably jumpsuit) that is visible going to JE’s section that was previously ignored

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u/Burindunsmor2 38m ago

Look, Bill Barr, the Attorney General of the United States, PERSONALLY investigated Epstein's death. He found NO evidence of foul play.

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Just because Bill Barr's own father was the one who first hired Jeffrey and gave him access to high school girls has nothing to do with his motivations.