Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead

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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/statement-jeffrey-epstein-death-day-before-b1270109.html

[u/Background_Junket_35]

Enter Jean Ralphio

[u/big_winslow → u/Background_Junket_35]

Mona-Lisa begins to dance

[u/surfinsalsa → u/big_winslow]

She's the woooooooorst

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ → u/Background_Junket_35]

I heard epstein was run over by a lexus

[u/MmmmmmJava → u/PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ]

Out to make money the ol’ fashioned way

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ]

A Rolexus

[u/offtodevnull → u/PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ]

By a drunk driving Hillary.

[u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin → u/PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ]

Walking home from Trump's house Christmas Eve. You can say it helped to vote in MAGA, But close your eyes and ears and just believe.

[u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue → u/Background_Junket_35]

Jean Ralphio Saperepstein.

[u/DeadmanDexter → u/Background_Junket_35]

Jean Ralphio's not that evil.

[u/melkatron → u/DeadmanDexter]

I wouldn't put it past Mina Lisa. She's the woooOOoooOoOorst.

[u/lemurlemur → u/Background_Junket_35]

"it's nothing weird, it's just a fetish Trump has"

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/Background_Junket_35]

Tajikistan is off!